Useful hint found on the internet:Don't fill your bong with gasoline.

[Kellanved]

This first hand account should be enough to convince you: just don't do it. And should you do it: don't take a hit.




http://www.phantasytour.com/phish/boards_thread.cgi?threadID=87155&page=1

I must say folks last night was the most intense night of my life. I was released from the hospital this morning, the doctor said i was lucky to be alive. With furthur tests i might have suffered slight brain damage, the doctors are at this moment unsure.
Yesterday me and a few buddies decided to drop acid, and during our trip we decide to smoke bowls. We were having a great time up until my friend said "hey i heard on a phish board that if you put gasoline in the bong it will get you way faded." So being the stupid ass stonner that i am, i decided to indulge. We went to the local Chevron and put in $1 of premuium with techron into my 3 foot roor. I took the first hit. At first i felt really dizzy, i started vomiting, and then i passed out. That night i woke up in the hospital with the worst headache i have ever had. Needless to say i am luck to be alive.

I must warn everyone to never try anything like this again. I realize i have a slight drug problem and i am now enrolled in a treatment center. If i can give anyone advice it would be to never try anything that is out of the ordinary, no strage drug combos. BE SAFE OUT THERE PEOPLE!

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:rofl:

[Wickerman]

1. With furthur tests i might have suffered slight brain damage

ya think?

:rofl:

[Wcross]

6. He probably ment to say "further brain damage"

It sounds like he already had a "condition" going into this.

[BiggJawn]

13. Duh.

I think that's a given.

[Ron Green]

2. I'm surprised he didn't achieve the "90mm mortar effect" and we'd be

reading about this on the Darwin Awards.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

3. oh man,

what a dumb idea.

[Texasgal]

4. Candidate for a Darwin?

WTF?

"I must warn everyone to never try anything like this again. I realize i have a slight drug problem and i am now enrolled in a treatment center. If i can give anyone advice it would be to never try anything that is out of the ordinary, no strage drug combos. BE SAFE OUT THERE PEOPLE! "

Let's all take this dudes advice!

:eyes:

[ret5hd]

5. i think his "slight drug problem" is the least of his problems.

[bleedingheart]

7. "a slight drug problem"

how about a "slight intelligence problem"

[madinmaryland]

8. A "slight" drug problem?

:wtf:

Thats way over the edge!

[flamingyouth]

9. Oh for hell's sake

That's freaking brilliant. :rofl:

[StopTheMorans]

10. more evidence that weed-smoking hippies are a cancer on society

[DrGonzoLives]

11. The responses are great

Why use Premium when 87 octane will do>

[Kellanved]

12. indeed

Although the posters calling "BS" dampen the entertainment factor.

[Tom Kitten]

14. He offers sage advice

Filling up a bong with gasoline is too risky, it's too volatile...

Better to use kerosene or diesel fuel, or maybe some motor oil, those might help that bong hit go down smoother...

[progressoid]

15. This is why its a good thing everyone doesn't vote

some people just shouldn't.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

16. how did it not explode?

i'm not believing this. no fucking way that thing wouldnt explode. i officially declare bullshit.

[Kellanved]

17. obviously

It would be a lot harder to laugh about it otherwise.

Do you do that in the cinema as well? Standing up and saying: "No way, cars don't explode"?

:hi:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

18. ooooh it's all made up.

ok. got it. sorry about that.

i'm stupid, probably because of all the peanut-butter and model-glue sandwiches;)

[Baclava]

19. Hospitals should have a 'Gene Pool Advocate' (GPA) working in ER's

The GPA could read the police report (or whatever report is available) and decide if whatever you've done to land yourself in the ER is an indicator that you are just too fucking stupid to save.

[skygazer]

20. What do you expect from a "stonner"

Everyone knows you put ether in your bong. Cheez!