Disturbing products thread

[Texasgal]

Post your disturbing products here.





"Level 4 Breach! Level 4 Breach! The monkey's are free! The monkeys are free!" Recreate the horrors of an Ebola outbreak with Reemco's CDC Ebola Virus Outbreak Action Playset! You get:

Center for Disease Control doctors in Contaminant Suits
CDC Ebola victim in breached suit
Infected Virus Monkey














Scientifically Accurate! Hours of Fun!
And don't miss these other CDC Playsets coming soon- Hantavirus™, Small pox™, Swine flu™, Leprosy™, Encephalitis™, Amoebic meningitis™, River Blindness™, Tapeworm Chaos™ and a new Unknown Mystery Strain™.

[NoSheep]

1. No Way?!?

:scared:

[NoSheep]

2. I once received a plastic football helmet out of a 50 cent machine

at the grocery store that was full of little plastic babies. I thought that was pretty bizarre :crazy:

[Texasgal]

3. Check out the cat mantis!

For all you kitty lovers! :P

Catch the fever! The Cat Scratch Fever! Reemco's Cat Mantis saves you time and trouble!
The Cat Mantis occupies and pampers your annoying feline so you don't have to. Cats love the company of the Cat Mantis leaving you free to relax after a hard days work! Wireless Remote Control allows you to control the mantis from the ease of your favorite chair!



Here's how it works!



Never again will your cat plop on your books whilst you read them. No more cat hips thrust in your face! No more selfish pussy aggravation!



Use the remote control and get some long distance action! Selfish cats are immobolized and pampered instantly!

[NoSheep]

5. LOL!

:spray:

[Texasgal]

6. LOOK AT THIS....

Oh.wow.

Reemco's Plumber's Shield™, let the world know that Crack kills- but not in my house!








BEFORE







AFTER

[sakabatou]

13. cat hip thrusts?

:spray:

[WeRQ4U]

4. Bass-O-Matic

"No Scaling Necessary"

[jandrok]

7. More spoofs than actual products, but they will do custom toys.

www.jesuschristsuperstore.net

[JimmyJazz]

8. Ouch!

[johnnie]

9. I remember that game

[texas1928]

10. Looks like a fun game.

:shrug:

I played trap the booby the other day.

:P

[LynneSin]

11. Here's a few good products from Engrish.com

Yes, I want my place to smell like cats, wait - it already does :cry:


At least we know what this stuff is good for

[Blue-Jay]

12. I'm at work, so I won't post the "Baby Jesus Butt Plug"

Do a google search for it. It's a real item.

[name not needed]

14. Sadly, it's true.

http://www.second-skin.net/details.php?item_number=200

[Reverend_Smitty]

17. I looked around that site...

and now I feel the strong urge to go to confession, cause that shit ain't right!

[name not needed]

20. Are you kidding?

What could possibly be so wrong about this?

[JimmyJazz]

15. "Oh God!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!"

:o

[name not needed]

19. don't forget about "Jackhammer Jesus"

:P

[sakabatou]

16. Reemco's Plescostoma

http://www.reemco.com/lawn_and_garden/plecostoma.html

[StopTheMorans]

18. Golden Stream: Spicy cha-cha mix

I don't have a pic, but my coworker was eating it the other day, and it had me laughing for the rest of the afternoon :D

[Debbi801]

21. This is still one of my favorites...

:rofl:

[Burma Jones]

22. Here's a couple

Doesn't HE know there's a lockout





We were sold a very bad man....

[woo me with science]

23. bookmarking and kicking nt

[Redstone]

24. The Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit...

includes special jammies, your very own subpoena, and a corkscrew.

Redstone

[Redstone]

25. Who the hell are the twisted fucks who do that Reemco site?

I want to buy each of them a beer. What a riot!

Redstone