When it gets hot outside my backdoor seems to get tight and sticky

[DS1]

I think it must be something to do with the expanding wood pushing against the crack :shrug:



/punny :eyes:

[Cannikin]

1. Killin me

[davidinalameda]

2. I get tight and sticky when I'm hot

:eyes:

[matcom]

3. stop doing THAT in the doorway!

dummy :freak:

[DS1]

5. I think my door pattern is giving you one too many ideas

:P

[tigereye]

6. nice door DS1

but that's not really what you are talking about, is it? ;)

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. My front door does this as well, and it's metal

Yep, it's the heat, making it expand. I have to throw my body at the door to get it closed, and it can be a real pain to open.

[Guy Fawkes]

7. !

that's all I have to say about that.

[DS1]

8. Is that a prybar you're offering?

:rofl:

[Guy Fawkes]

11. I'm sure I could find something...

to push into your backdoor.

[stellanoir]

9. "I'll huff and I'll puff. . .

and I'll blow that door down."

Or I'll hire your favorite neighborhood pooch to lend you a paw or two.

:hi:

[DS1]

12. Pooches make me tense

:hurts:

[stellanoir]

14. awwwww

"realllllllllly. . .?"

[flvegan]

10. On the whole, something like KY might

help keep the wood from causing any friction when pushed into place.

[underpants]

13. No response

too funny

[Burma Jones]

15. Ya just gotta lube it up, use a lot and make sure it penetrates

[DS1]

17. Thanks for the tip

:D

[Burma Jones]

22. LOL

yer welcome

[Taverner]

16. SEX THREAD SEX THREAD!!!!

AAAARGH HIDE THE KIDEEEEESS!!!!

[terrya]

18. Yeah, that certainly can be a problem...

those tight backdoors can be tricky. :-)

[Cannikin]

19. Beats having one thats NOT tight, IMHO

[DS1]

21. Too true, then any old prick can just walk in

and what kind of asshole lets ~that~ happen?

[jandrok]

20. Greatest....topic line......EVER!

:toast:

[RedCloud]

23. Maybe it news a new knob!

[DS1]

24. I've been trying to use my own for years

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

25. Have you tried thrusting

your shoulder against the door really hard?

[DS1]

27. Can't say I have

...

[sundog]

26. just use some lube bro

[GOPisEvil]

28. It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

[Redstone]

29. A quadruple-entendre! You win today's prize!

Redstone

[SOteric]

30. I suspect you just need

to have someone polish your firing pin cleaning button.

That's my area of expertise, btw. :7

[DS1]

31. Yes yes, the last thing anyone around here needs is a misfire

due to a naughty dirty firing pin :o

[paula777]

32. You need to keep your backdoor clean. This will prevent stickiness

[uppityperson]

33. Squeaky clean.

squeak squeak squeak