Come on, someone take a swing at Iowa, already!

[Hobarticus]

I'm tired of the coasts getting all the attention!

[matcom]

1. what's the point

yes, its THAT pathetic :D

[Hobarticus]

6. Come on...HOOVER was born here!

Someone...anyone?

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. ummm.. you goldurned um.. corn growers!

Feel better now?

[kick-ass-bob]

3. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


hmm.



:shrug:

[CubsFan1982]

4. You know what IOWA stands for?

Idiots Out Walking Around. :P

[kick-ass-bob]

5. isn't the Cubs farm team in Iowa?

:D

[Hobarticus]

7. Don't type so fast for my Illinois bretheren...

They read slow.

And yes, it is. Kerry Wood's playing there right now. Come out and see him disintegrate his arm, once again.

:)

[CubsFan1982]

12. Don't you have a row of corn you need to shuck?

:P

[Hobarticus]

14. It's bean-walkin' season, city slicker...

Come on out!

:)

[kick-ass-bob]

15. .

:popcorn:

:bounce::bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

9. Yes

http://www.iowacubs.com/

[CubsFan1982]

10. They're IN Iowa.

Not FROM Iowa. Entirely different. :P

[JohnKleeb]

16. Yeah but the Cubs thought high enough of Iowa to put their AAA affiliate

there, mmm them apples are good, would you like an apple or a pear?

[mark414]

17. FIB!

:)

[ksilvas]

8. The Cinnabun at the Mall is not a Food Group.

Ice Burg lettuce is not a salad bar.
Card games without beer is illegal in most other states.

[Burma Jones]

11. The Stench of Traincars full of Hogs is overwhelming

The Ragbrai is way cool

The Skiing sucks

Bix Beiderbecke was a Hack

[Taverner]

13. Something actually has to happen first

I mean now can you get pissed off about a state where the official motto is "Now lets not get excited here."