i'm going to anger every Iowan with this thread

[Rabrrrrrr]

IOWA - Idiots Out Wandering Around.

Buncha wankers.

(this thread for you, Hobarticus)

[liberal N proud]

1. Hey - I grew up in Iowa and I resemble that remark

I remember hearing that one years ago. and it is still funny

[FuzzySlippers]

2. This is nothing extraordinary.

All your threads piss me off.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. LOL!

Thanks!

[davidinalameda]

I thought you were going to make a crack about the corn

and how its better in Nebraska or Kansas

[trotsky]

3. There's the ongoing border war with Minnesota, you know.

One day, an Iowan decided to attack. So he threw a stick of dynamite over the border! A Minnesotan found it, lit it, and threw it back!

Q: Why don't Iowans drink Kool-Aid?
A: They can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that tiny envelope!

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

[kick-ass-bob]

6. *smacks head*

Yet, I still laughed.
:eyes:

:7

[Hobarticus]

7. Breaking: Top Row of Iowa Counties Secedes to MN, Both States' IQs Rise

Theng yew, theng yew...

[trotsky]

8. Did you know that all the trees in Minnesota lean to the south?

Yeah, because Iowa sucks! ;-)

[Hobarticus]

9. No, no...they lean south because MN blows!

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. It's because Iowa sucks AND because Minnesota blows!

[Hobarticus]

11. THAT's IT, Rabrrr...no corn, pork, lutefisk, or hockey for you!!!

Wither before the might of our embargo!!!

[Left Is Write]

13. And...no lefse for you either!

Too bad. I make really good lefse. :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. I like lefse!

I also actually really like Minnesota. To me, there is no real difference between Minnesota and Wisconsin - both are excellent states filled with friendly, wonderful, excellent people, both states have mostly been very well managed through their histories, both are very progressive, and both have natural beauty out the yingyang.

Iowa, well, I've driven through it and it's beautiful, too, in its own way - I love the rolling hills of the northeast, and the plains of the middle. But as I've only driven through it, I know nothing of the people there, and I don't follow the government proceedings at all, so have no idea what the state is like.

[Hobarticus]

5. ARRRGH!!!! No corn or pork products for you!!!

:)

[Left Is Write]

12. I haven't heard that since I was a high school student in Minnesota.

We were full of the Iowa jokes back then. And the Iowans were just as full of Minnesota jokes, as were the Wisconsinites!