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Wed Jun-15-05 06:02 PM
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Let's Play A Game: The Goddamned Republicans Are To Blame Game |
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Based on my Conversational Rules: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2077582The game is simple, YOU pick the subject about a problem, any problem and I'll let you know why that the Goddamned Republicans are to Blame. Let's play!
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:07 PM
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1. My underwear ride up my bum. |
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:14 PM
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4. Your underwear is probably a cheap import |
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The Goddamned Republicans are responsible for helping destroy the industrial base that made good American Brand underwear, made by union members.
Now companies import the cheap shit that ride up you ass.
Something got's to be done about those Goddamned republican motherfuckers
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:19 PM
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9. That explains a lot. I thought it was from self inflicted wedgies. |
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:11 PM
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:28 PM
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11. The Goddamned Republicans in Congress underfunded NOAA's budget |
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Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 06:29 PM by MrScorpio
To place additional tsunami detectors in the Western Pacific.
The cheap bastards don't give a royal fuck about anyone other than themselves.
The SOBs need to be taught a lesson
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:41 PM
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:06 PM
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Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 07:07 PM by LSK
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:13 PM
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3. I have a bad stain on one of my |
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favorite shirts. I tried Shouting it out but it won't go away.
If you can't figure out how to blame the repukes, advice about stain removal would be swell.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:35 PM
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13. The Goddamned Republican's fundie supporters are behind this gem |
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We all know that they see Jesus, or the Virgin Mary in any little stain.
It's not a coincidence that there have been more sitings of Jesus and Mary Stains since the rise of the repugs.
Those "visions" keep the rubes busy and draw the attention any from the fact that the Godddamned republicans are cutting everybody's throat.
Those ratfuckers are going to pay for this shit.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:39 PM
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15. So should I sell my shirt |
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on EBay?
I really don't want to part with it. It IS one of my favorites.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:15 PM
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5. my cats breath smells like cat food |
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:40 PM
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16. It's a known fact that the Goddamned republicans hate cats |
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And they ignore the needs of cat owners, because they vote overwhelmingly Democratic.
This has been a pressing problem for years and all we've gotten from our Goddamned republican space lizard masters is deadly silence.
Their neglect is criminal.
Don't worry, there's a special circle in Hell waiting for those fuckwads.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:08 PM
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33. so when are you getting your own radio show? |
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Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 07:08 PM by MadAsHellNewYorker
if there as stuff like this on talk radio, id listen!
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:15 PM
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6. Teacher going too fast in college |
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Can't learn at that pace. I've seen 0's and 1's for so long now that my eyes are crossing. I just learned this newfangled arithmetic that says the 1+1=10 or 0 carry the 1 which is still 10. How will I ever balance my checkbook now?
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:21 PM
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For someone who still has to count on her fingers saying 1+1=10 is extremely mind blowing.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:30 PM
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12. Even with a calculator, that one |
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is over my head. I had a major breakdown when I learned how to just count in binary numbers last semester. Now, I got to add those monsters. I can't take but so many 1's and 0's before I seriously consider just becoming a nurse to give my mind a rest. That's bad, because the nursing program is tough. I wish they just had computer programming and I could write software. I'd be much happier. I remember enjoying computers at one point. Now I feel like they are just souped up calculators with a serious problem handling 2 through 9. I needs my 2 thru 9 numbers. I miss the old days of trying to interpret the National Electrical Code book, a law book if I ever saw one. I'm having another breakdown. Must study more and will probably still fail quiz with 1 or 2 questions on it tomorrow. I can't keep up. I need a fix of something grand to make me feel better at this point. That's why I came to DU tonight to rest.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:51 PM
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21. Well, you've cleared one thing up for me... |
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I will NEVER go into the computer industry.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:56 PM
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24. Software isn't as bad from what I understand, but |
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the hardware stuff is killing me. I had a 4.0 before I switched majors. Now, I shudder to think what'll happen. I don't know if I'll be able to stand this much longer. Too much. 1010101010001. Damn, I want to scream at that teacher, gimme a 2. haha.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:49 PM
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20. Your new math is obviously based on Goddamned Reaganomics |
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We all know that those Goddamned Republican phuckers could balance a pillow if it was on their ass.
Besides the teachers are to busy trying to dodge the the attention of all the right wing assholes who think that all college professors are liberal namby-pambys.
They'd be able to give you proper instruction if they didn't have the turdlings riing their Balzac.
Those Goddamned dipswitches are gonna get what they deserve.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:06 PM
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Sweet relief. I see why college students often strip down buck naked and run around screaming. They had to get drunk to make it all start making sense. Luckily, I have your wisdom to help me. And you are so right. It is all the goddamned Repubs' fault.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:16 PM
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7. Someone boosted my weightlifting gloves 2 days ago, and I had |
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to buy new ones this morning.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:55 PM
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23. Bush's example makes them think that they can get away with anything |
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Steal a country, steal two countries, steal two gloves... It's all the same to these thieving fuck wastrels.
When you have Goddamned republican malfeasance all over the place, who has the incentive to be kind, honest and forthright?
I hope that those Bush-loving jackholes that stole your property roast slowly in their proper place in Hell.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:10 PM
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35. Shit, MrS, but you nailed it once again. |
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Thank you for putting my unfortunate situation in proper perspective.
Damn 'publicans.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:18 PM
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8. The A-Holes next door are STILL renovating that house after two years! |
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I am so sick of listening to that shit.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:59 PM
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25. If they're busy spending money on themelves and not on the needs of others |
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They must be a bunch of Goddamned selfish Republicans.
Nuff Said.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:07 PM
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This guy is a weasel for sure... you really don't want to know, but it all started with an oil leak in their basement because they removed some oil tank or something....
SIGH!
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:38 PM
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14. My 19 year old cat lost all the hair on her ears. |
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Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 06:38 PM by AlGore-08.com
My vet said it was a reaction to her hyperthyroid medicine, but I'm sure the Republicans are responsible somehow...
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:04 PM
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27. Find out where the majority of political contributions for the drug |
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company went to... I'm betting that its the Goddamned republicans.
Like I said before, the SOB's don't give a hot damn about the needs of cats and their owners.
The fucking jackasses.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:42 PM
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18. I'm sweating profusely! |
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:05 PM
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Don't go so easy on me next time.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:16 PM
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37. ha. okay. My dog has conjunctivitis! |
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:16 PM
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38. Better yet. My dog ate my homework! |
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:43 PM
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19. The GodDamned Republicans are to Blame |
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Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 06:46 PM by Liberalynn
for Paris, Nicky, Jessica and Nick, the Olsen Twins, Brad-Jen-Angelina, Tom and Katie, and the Desparate Houewives being on the cover of GD every magazine in the store.
And oh yeah for almost single handedly wrecking the L&O Franchise. That GD Fred Thompson can't act his way out of a GD paper bag.
Of course if you ask my mother she thinks I caused every GD problem in her universe.
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Wed Jun-15-05 06:51 PM
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:09 PM
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You're too busy trying to keep a roof over your head to put food on your children.
Greedy fucktards.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:02 PM
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26. My kid has an upset stomach. |
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:13 PM
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36. If the Goddamned Repugs funded national health insurance... |
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You'd get some help.
They don't give a fuck and you and your kid are on your own.
The fuckers deserve to burn for this shit.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:08 PM
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32. my fantasy baseball team is struggling |
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:21 PM
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39. Your Fantasy Goddamned republican owners spent too much cash |
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On those new fantasy stadiums to field a decent fantasy team.
FANtastic!
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:24 PM
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40. I'm turning 46 in less than 4 hours. |
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:25 PM
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I don't see a problem here
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:28 PM
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But thanks. I just wanted someone to blame.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:31 PM
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43. Every day you're alive is a day that there's another person |
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Who opposes the Goddamn Republicans
FIGHT ON!!!!
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:34 PM
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44. And, if those Goddamned Republicans funded mental health |
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care in this country, I'd probably be feeling much better! :crazy:
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:42 PM
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45. I've had a stomach virus for four days. |
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I feel miserable, and I can't eat. I can only drink Coke.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:47 PM
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46. Again, If the Goddamned Repugs funded national health insurance... |
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You could get the help that you needed
They'd rather let you hang.
If I could zap the fuckfaces with a laser beam, I'd do it.
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Wed Jun-15-05 07:57 PM
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47. I haven't gotten my paycheck for the past two days |
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and they (my bosses) informed me that they will get it to me when they feel like it.
BTW-they do contribute to the Republican Party. Should make it really easy.
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:03 PM
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50. Typical Goddamned republican behavior |
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Looks to me like your're in a non-union situation and you have no recourse.
The fuckers planned this shit this way.
May colon polyphs obstruct their bowels.
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:15 PM
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Yep-non union. I am going to apply at a local foundry. I hope to get that job. It's union.
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:00 PM
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48. Are they to blame for you posting this question? |
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(as i see they must be) but reveal your wisdom my friend.
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:05 PM
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51. If the Goddamned republicans weren't in control of all our lives |
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We'd all get to living the good life.
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:02 PM
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49. My new electric can opener broke |
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I only had it for about 2 months!
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:08 PM
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If the Goodamned repugs supported American industry with good union paying jobs your electric can opener would be alive today.
The murderers!
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:11 PM
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54. The repugs should be forced to buy me a new one |
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:05 PM
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52. I've been working 18 years in the same damn field |
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And still make under $10/hr--and I hold human lives in my hands!
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:12 PM
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55. The fucking Goddamned Republicans have been depressing wages for years |
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The evidence is so overwhelming that its hard to miss.
The Rich have been getting richer though.
The fucktards are too busy taking care of their own.
May they sautee' in Hell
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Wed Jun-15-05 08:25 PM
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57. MrScorpio, this is the best, most informative DU thread ever. |
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But I fear the Republicans are responsible somehow...
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