The Urinals Can Be a SCARY Place.

[Placebo]

The stall door wouldn't lock today @ the movie theatre bathroom (I'm a stall man) so I was forced to use the urinal.

Some guy took the one right next to me and started playing with himself. At first I thought, "Damn that's the longest shake I've ever seen..."

*10 seconds later*

"...OH."

I couldn't even go then! I had to run out and hold it for all of Batman Begins (which was fantastic, btw)

Urinals = Trouble

Nasty trouble. :scared:

[JohnKleeb]

1. Yeah they suck

but I thought they were so cool when I first saw them when I was in pre-school.

[Placebo]

2. They didn't even have those dividers!

It was totally open. Nasty.

[JohnKleeb]

3. Thats messed up

I still dont get why I dislike the urinals now, they used to be the coolest thing when I was 3 for me and now I am like god fuck them. BTW what in the hell was he doing playing with himself like that in public, jeez wack off all ya like but do it in private please.

[notadmblnd]

4. did you let the theater management know?

a lewd act in a public restroom is a little illegal I think.

[Placebo]

8. I'm no snitch...

I'd have hard time coming up to some teenage girl working there all, "Yes, a man was just masturbating for me in the washroom, he's gone now though, may I speak to the management?" lol

[notadmblnd]

32. So you don't really see it as a problem?

If he did it in front of you, do you think it was his first time? Do you think he only does it for people your age? Would you snitch if it had been a child he was masturbating in front of?

[Placebo]

34. Well of course I would have if it was a kid...

and it's obviously not right. I just was with my friends and didn't even know where he went to after he left the washroom, and it would have just been a bunch of trouble.

[name not needed]

38. "hard time coming", "masturbating"

pun intended?

[SkipNewarkDE]

5. Did he have a big one?

*joking*

[Placebo]

10. perv!

and it looked about average to me

[SkipNewarkDE]

27. *grin*

Size isn't everything, fortunately.


It's the only thing.

[newportdadde]

6. I hate people who start up a conversation at the urinal.

I'm there to piss, not have a life entailing discussion. Ow and if there are 3 urinals take the one to the far right or left and leave a space between us.. even if its one of the short urinals, dont be afraid just use it.

[bleedingheart]

7. I could tell you a story that would make that experience seem tame

....

[mr_hat]

9. Where's the Go-Go's when you need a good lick cleaning?

[Placebo]

12. ...yes

i got nothin'

:shrug: lol

[mr_hat]

15. Spin Magazine did a "100 Most Debauched Moments in Rock" >

a few years back. (May not have been 100...)

Anyway, the Go-Go's contribution to the list was that, to shake off the post-performance, road-weary, can't-get-high-anymore blues was to go into whatever mens' room the tour bus stopped at and lick it clean.

So now you can retire that shruggy smiley, eh?

[Placebo]

21. Well then.

That certainly forever changes the clean image I had of them. :)

[tigereye]

37. yeah right

I buy that happening... can't imagine any woman doing that. Guess I don't have much of an imagination, huh? ewwwww.

[Mutley]

11. This thread makes me glad to be female

......

[evlbstrd]

13. I've been forced to eliminate in some weird places.

Living on an old personnel barge in a shipyard while in the Navy, we had to use an open trough with bench. That was the original design, apparently.
I also have a somewhat fuzzy memory of using a public restroom in Germany, and having to pay to leave it. It sure was clean, though.

[Placebo]

18. what a trap!

it's like the camel/tourist thing

"oh it's free to get on...it's getting off that's gonna cost ya"

[Placebo]

20. That's really scary.

Like bathroom in the barracks in 'Full Metal Jacket', how could you do your business in front of and around other guys like that?

And the trough bathrooms still exist, I think that's how it still is at Wrigley Field

[evlbstrd]

25. They have em at Arrowhead and Kauffman, too.

Royals are up 3-1 against the visiting Dodgers, btw.

[sundog]

14. i was just trying to get to know you better

:cry:

i knew i was barking up the wrong tree with you :P

[Placebo]

19. omg, it was you!

i never knew you were a 20ish straight looking mexican guy!

well whaddya know, ya learn something new everyday :o

:P

[tk2kewl]

16. Urinals? Who need urinals with all these Republicans around?

As you know, they drink piss straight from the cock.

[WindRavenX]

17. BAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Tektonik]

22. I don't mind where I piss

I even use the ghastly troughs at Dodger Stadium.

[name not needed]

23. Wow.

So you really met Paul Reubens in the mens room?

[Placebo]

24. he looks bigger on TV

...:evilgrin:

[KLF44]

26. Maybe it was

Bush buddy Jeff Gannon :7

[chaska]

28. Back in my gigging days, playing bars in the South...

they had these things that were just these long troughs. No dividers or nothin' - just these sheet metal troughs (sometimes porcelained).

Belly up with three other guys and let it all hang out in front of God and all creation.

[Redstone]

29. Still got them at State Fairs all around the country,

along with the guy you're supposed to give a quarter to on the way out for...fuck if I know what for. But you're supposed to give him a quarter anyway.

I always do, because I see him as a reminder that, no matter how tough my job can be sometimes, it's about eighteen thousand times better than his job.

Redstone

[Tektonik]

30. They have them at Dodger Stadium

Lots of troughs in the cheap seat bathrooms.

[Placebo]

31. Nasty!

:scared:

[sundog]

35. like this

i guess people are so drunk they don't give a fuck

[Lars39]

33. hehe...here's the threads right under this one:

I just had a Coke float.
Meet the hordes! (
Of these colognes, which do you prefer?
:D

[Pied Piper]

36. When I was in college

one of the academic buildings had a urinal "island". It was in the center of the mens' room - there were about 6 or eight urinals in a row, back to back, as it were. So while you were standing there, doing your business, there was a guy 2 feet away, facing you, doing HIS business. On a good day, you could see 8 peckers at once. Shudder! I only went in there one time.

[leftofthedial]

39. why are you timing the other guy wringing it out?

only worry when he tries to wring you out.

Just make small talk.

How 'bout those Yankees anyway?

[Placebo]

40. "how about those..." *runs away*

[leftofthedial]

41. "yankees"

get it?

[UdoKier]

42. Urinals are okay.

It's the communal trough I hate. Luckily, it seems to be going the way of the Edsel...