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Wed Jun-15-05 09:01 PM
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| Philly needs to go to sleep. |
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My son Philip that is. He usually doesn't nap, but he had a big car nap today while I was running all these carpooling errands. I need some mommy time soon. :(
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| Guy Fawkes
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:05 PM
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| 1. Read him "The House of Seven Gabels" |
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He'll be out before chapter 2.
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:06 PM
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The only book I could never get through that I was supposed to get through. :banghead: :boring: (Yeah, I know it's a masterpiece, but I still hated it)
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:07 PM
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:05 PM
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Warm milk? Quietly reading a poem?
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:08 PM
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read him a story and laid down with him for almost an hour. Now, he's cuddling with his big sis.
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:06 PM
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| 3. Philadelphia - the city that doesn't sleep... |
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...until about 2am when the bars let out. Hope the same isn't in store for you.
Is he hyper? Running around, asking for chocolate and/or soda? Or is he sitting quietly watching Nickelodean or something?
Oops, that reminds me, gotta call the boy! Good luck!
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:10 PM
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Hopefully, the lights off and a big sister snuggle will do the trick soon.
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:08 PM
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| 7. Uncle Zomby can read to him! |
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I'll start with the Top 10 Conservative Idiots list. :D
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:11 PM
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"George Bush is stupid." :D
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:10 PM
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Hope you get some mommy time soon!
:hi: :hug:
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:11 PM
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Since Zomby's around tonight. :hi:
Mommytime! :bounce:
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:14 PM
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:19 PM
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| 13. Tell him about the horrible things that Uncle Redstone will do to him |
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when I get up there in 45 minutes, and he's not asleep. (You can modify the 45 minutes shorter or longer if needed,)
Tell him he'll regret meeting The Moustaches of Scratchery and the Whiskers of Abrasion, not to mention the Shoulder Surgical Scars of Adhesion, the God of Botched Sutures, if he doesn't quiet down.
THAT oughta get to cowering under the bed so he leaves you alone for a bit.
And if he doesn't believe you, have him call me, heh heh. I'll fill him in on the consequences of trying to dismiss the forces of Old Fartitude.
See? I'm always around to lend you a helping hand.
Redstone
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Wed Jun-15-05 09:43 PM
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| 14. Do a reading of the "dialogue" on some of these threads. |
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He'll be "gone is 60 seconds":boring:
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