If I wasn't so drunk you people would be intolerable

[HEyHEY]

Fucking mendicants.

EDIT: Drunk is spelled with an "r"

[Tom Kitten]

1. You Vile Standingtuck

How Dare You

[NoSheep]

2. crumbling filigree

[HEyHEY]

3. You guys and your Italian swear words!

[Maestro]

4. You're not drunk

You used the word mendicants. If you were drunk you would have used something like dumbass.

[HEyHEY]

5. I've got a half drained twixer of spiced rum that says otherwise

I'm one of them guys who gets articulate when I'm drunk...

It's the Irish blood.

[Maestro]

8. Oh great!

You drink some more and you will be quoting freakin' Chaucer and Shakespeare. The horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HEyHEY]

11. I do believe, induced by potent circumstances, that thou art my enemy!

Okay, I've been re-reading McCourt quoting shakespeare.

[Maestro]

16. Thou dost protest too much.

I musteth kicketh yo asseth if thou dost not ceaseth.

[HEyHEY]

20. Wait up, I thought we were sticking to Shakepseare - that's the Bible

[Maestro]

23. Hey don't confuse me.

Point to me where in the Bible, the word asseth is used. Even though Jesus did kick some major asseth. Those Pharisees didn't know what hit them exchanging money in front of the temple. :)

[jpgray]

17. Yeah

But when drunk, you're "famous among the barns" in a way that does not recall Dylan Thomas.

:scared:

[NoSheep]

6. Dumbass mendicant!

:eyes:

[Maestro]

7. Now you are just being repetitive!

[HEyHEY]

9. By the way

Is it just me or have you been gone for awhile?

[Maestro]

12. Wow! You're drunk and you care now. I'm honored.

Actually, I have applied for a new position where I work. Nice raise if I get it, but it requires me to go back to school and finish a certification. I need to get the core classes, 12 hours, completed before August 21. My classes end August 11. Anyhow, I am swamped with work. That's why I haven't been around much. In fact, it's getting late. I think I might hit the hay soon.

[HEyHEY]

15. Cool, cool - looks like you'll be hittin' up the college ladies

ow ooooowww

[Maestro]

19. Actually, the young college ladies

make me feel really old. I don't even understand what they are saying to me. "Hey, don't forget to text me." WTF? After I punch in what I want to say, I could've just called. I don't get it. :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

21. It took me awhile too (as a devout techniphobe)

Eventually I understood... tried that wierd "Vending machine" thing yet?

[Maestro]

22. The one with what looks like funny shaped balloons?

:shrug: If so, no, not yet. I have only seen those in bathrooms.

[HEyHEY]

24. True story I stole a condom machine once

It still hangs over the bed of my accomplice. We got like 50 cents from it... not much action happening down at the old school.

[Maestro]

25. What did you do with all those condoms?

[HEyHEY]

26. I wouldn't use em for sex...because I wasn't getting laid

Plus they were generic... the BC government was supplying them, but they weren't fit for use..far as I know they are all still in there.

[NoSheep]

10. That is the funniest guzzlin' ...damn.

:D

[HEyHEY]

13. "Funniest guzzlin'...damn" - Milton?

Or Dickens?

[Maestro]

18. Milton

All those poets were drunkards!

[Maestro]

14. Neverending guzzlin' at that.

What you don't see is that he is peeing continuously. ;)