This is thread that never ends.

[Shrubhater]

Nobody's gonna kill it! This thread will never die!! Can you be the last to post??

[GirlinContempt]

1. Fix your link

[Shrubhater]

This thread that I'm posting on right now AND the thread in the image

are the threads I were referring to when I posted this thread.

[GirlinContempt]

6. I'm just saying

the pic didn't work

[Shrubhater]

8. Well how do I fix it?

Hurry before the editing period expires!

[GirlinContempt]

9. Click on edit

and remove the first part of it. There should only be the
second http:// and everything that comes after it.

EDIT 
ignore that. Just post this instead
http://www.rubberimpex.com/images/Tyre/SDCF02/Nylon6IndustrialOriginalLongThread01.jpg

[NoSheep]

2. peep

:D

[Shrubhater]

15. poop

:D :hi:

[Radio_Lady]

91. NoSheep, don't ever verbally tackle any Republicans in the --

grocery store again, promise? Speaking of threads that never end ... No shit!!!!!!!

I'm glad you've come up for air. Nice to see you again!

A few months ago, I tangled with a teller in the bank -- nothing to do with politics, just ageism, I guess.

I was at the teller's window and told her I had had a sonogram that morning. (Remember, I'm 66 but don't look a day over 60.)

TELLER: Oh, did you? And do you know if it's a boy or a girl?

I turned around with a quizzical look and blurted out to her as well as the other four people in line...

ME: No, I didn't. All they saw was a wrinkled old uterus with a couple of polyps inside. (PAUSE) You got any more questions?

Everyone chuckled for quite a while as I took my money and exited.

[LastKnight]

3. thats a nice Red X there. nt

[Shrubhater]

4. That's not meant to be a red x. It's supposed to be an image.

[LastKnight]

HAH there it is... good job

lotta work for a pun, though, huh?

[Tom Kitten]

5. error 404

the page you requested cannot be displayed...

[Shrubhater]

39. Not anymore.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. OK, Shrubhater!

I'M with you! Let's hear it for the thread that wouldn't die! RAH!

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

10. RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

How's that? (there was a thread similar to this that was posted by Youngred a while back, it got over 1,000 responses! but MY thread will last for a lot more posts than that for sure!)

[Tom Kitten]

11. this is it, right?

[Shrubhater]

12. Right. I was making both a point and a joke.

[Tom Kitten]

13. cool!

I like t'wine sometimes!

[In_The_Wind]

14. the thread that will never end

:woohoo:

:popcorn:

:smoke:

[Shrubhater]

16. You understand that when I said that the thread will never end,

I meant the thread that we're posting on, not the thread in the image, right?

[In_The_Wind]

23. but of course

why else would I add a :kick:

[tyedyeto]

17. I thought you meant this thread

[Shrubhater]

18. Any thread would do. But this thread that we're posting on is the

thread that will never die! Can YOU be the last to post?

[tyedyeto]

19. I usually am the last :sigh:

[Shrubhater]

20. I am now!!

:D

[Aristus]

21. I can kill ANY thread. I am.....the THREADKILLER!

No thread can stand against me. I kill threads just to watch them DIE. After I post, NOBODY wants to reply! Watch the thread DIE everyone! DIE, I said! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

[Shrubhater]

25. You are pompus!

[Aristus]

26. It's spelled 'pompous', you illiterate ignoramous!

A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! B-)




Anywho: YAY! I didn't kill the thread! Finally! I'm not a thread killer anymore! I'm free! FREE, do you hear? FREE! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

[Shrubhater]

27. Whatever.

:eyes:

[Aristus]

28. Omigosh, Shrubhater! You live in the hometown of my favorite

writer, Harlan Ellison! Did you know that? That's so cool!

[Shrubhater]

29. Wow.

:wow: Who's Harlen Ellison? :shrug:

[Aristus]

36. Don't worry that you don't know. I don't imagine Painesville would

put up a statue of him; he's written many times how thoroughly he despised the place. He has lived in L.A. for the last forty years or so.

Anyway, he's one of the best writers of fantastic and speculative fiction in the world today. He wrote the original script for the Star Trek episode "City On The Edge Of Forever", the story "A Boy And His Dog", which was made into a movie starring Don Johnson, and the story "Soldier" upon which the movie "The Terminator" was loosely based. He's incredible.

[Debi]

22. Do you mean tread?

[Shrubhater]

53. No.

On edit: :hi:

[swag]

24. At last, rescued from mortality.

Muchas Gracias.

[Shrubhater]

30. What is rescued?

:shrug:

[swag]

32. What doth it profit a man to be rescued from mortality,

yet to be still plagued by smileys?

[Shrubhater]

34. In English please.

:eyes:

[swag]

35. "Nietzsche forecast our future for us. He was the

Cassandra for the 20th Century. He told us, 'everything is so meaningless, we may as well be extraordinary.'"

Francis Bacon (the British painter, not the father of deductive reasoning).

[Sugar Smack]

37. Swag, you're reminding me irresistably of my kitten Sophie

when her radar lights on a moth. I would have said "ball of twine" but that would have been way too delicious.

Don't make me come over there and rub your belly. ;-)

[swag]

38. If you did rub my belly, Smackers, I would be forced to

snurfle my face on your tum tum.

[Sugar Smack]

43. I enjoy a good snurful! *purrrrrrrr*

I would caution you that I've had my vitamins today and pounce if I am provoked.

;-) ;-)

[swag]

45. Thanks for the warning. I bet you're a bitey one,

but that it's all in good fun.

[Sugar Smack]

46. The biting and scratching

is all done out of love and respect.

[swag]

48. It has a certain allure.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. Good morning to the thread that wouldn't die!

Kickin' it! :kick:

[Shrubhater]

33. Thank you!

KICK LIKE THE WIND!! ALL OF YOU! HAZAH! :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

[Chichiri]

40. This thread will end

. . . next Tuesday

[Shrubhater]

42. How do you know?

:shrug: :banghead:

[Dave Reynolds]

64. Then we will

See You Next Tuesday.

[dajoki]

41. if this thread truly never ends...

than there can be no final poster.:donut:

[dajoki]

44. if this thread truly never ends...

than there can be no final poster.:donut:

[dajoki]

47. is anyone else having problems

posting or reading forums? my computer is going very slow on DU. that's why the double post.

[Shrubhater]

49. Nope.

[dajoki]

50. must be my computer

it's starting to get slow.

[Shrubhater]

51. Myyyyyyyyyyyy interneeeeeeeeeeeeet iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

ssssssooo sslowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[dajoki]

52. ha,ha, ha

this is a pain in the ass, but i'll be back at full strength in no time. i hope:banghead:

[Radio_Lady]

93. Get broadband -- It's fantastic (but expensive)!

[dajoki]

107. i have it

[Shrubhater]

56. why did you double your post?

(This post is intended to kick the thread only.):kick:

[dajoki]

84. my computer

was running so slow i thought 1st didn't register.(refer above)

[dajoki]

85. are you still

rubbing it in. well i'm happy to tell you i'm all fixed up.:toast:

[El Fuego]

54. Maybe I'll be the THREAD KILLER.

We'll see.

[Shrubhater]

55. You need a gun to kill a thread!

[El Fuego]

60. Guns don't kill threads. People do!

[Shrubhater]

66. I know. I was making a joke.

[El Fuego]

74. "From my cold, dead hands..."

[Shrubhater]

57. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

58. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

59. .

:kick:

[El Fuego]

61. The Lockman Cometh!

:P

[GOPBasher]

62. It'll end RIGHT NOW!!!!

Oh shit, I helped keep it alive. :shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

63. For me, it ends now.

<hides thread>

I win! (in my own mind)

[Shrubhater]

65. Ha, ha.

Nice try, but this thread ain't NEVER dyin'! (intentionally used bad grammar)

[Cannikin]

67. LIVE! Do you hear me???? LIVE

[Shrubhater]

68. Clear! puuuuuuurrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiii

pukump! Clear!puuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pukump!PMpm PMpm PMpm It's alive!! IT'S ALIVE!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :evilgrin:

[VOX]

69. If this doesn't kill it, nothing will.

How's that for high self-esteem? ;)

[Shrubhater]

70. I revived it just now! HaHa!

IYF!! IYF!!! :evilgrin:

[Shrubhater]

71. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

72. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

73. .

:kick:

[Mutley]

75. Just keepin it goin

[Shrubhater]

76. HAZAH!!

:kick:

[Mutley]

77. BAM!

[Shrubhater]

78. .

:kick:

[Mutley]

112. .

:kick: yourself! :P

[Cannikin]

79. LIVE! Do you hear me???? LIVE

[Shrubhater]

80. .

:kick:

[iconoclastic cat]

81. Oh, dammit.

[malmapus]

82. Alexander the Great could kill it

Same way he killed err solved the Gordian Knot :)

[Maestro]

83. ?

[Shrubhater]

86. .

:kick:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

87. OK, Shrubhater!

Kickin' it for Friday afternoon!

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

88. Hazah!

:kick:

[Maestro]

90. Damn!

I thought I had won! :mad:

[Shrubhater]

92. Too bad.

:evilgrin:

[Shrubhater]

94. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

89. BTW, The thread title should say: This is the thread that never ends

Instead of This is thread that never ends!

[kedrys]

95. Here I come to KILL YOUR THREAD!!!!!

:P

[Shrubhater]

96. Oh I'm so scared!!

:scared: NOT!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:evilgrin:

[kedrys]

97. ROFLMAO!!!!!

:evil grin:

[Shrubhater]

98. WHAM! BAM! THIS IS THE 100TH REPLY!!!

:party:

[kedrys]

99. Glad I could be of use to *somebody* today...

:woohoo: :hi:

[Shrubhater]

100. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

101. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

102. .

:kick:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

103. ............

:kick: for the night crew....

[Shrubhater]

104. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

105. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

106. .

:kick:

[EstimatedProphet]

108. Locking

Thread is too long

[Shrubhater]

109. Hey! There are active threads 3 times as long as this thread!!

PLEASE DON'T LOCK IT!! I BEG OF YOU!! PLEASE!! :cry:

[Mutley]

114. PLEASE dont lock this thread!

[Shrubhater]

110. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

111. .

:kick:

[Mutley]

113. lol... how long are you going to kick this?

Forever? Truly? :rofl: You should try and go for the post count record.

[Shrubhater]

115. Yes. forever.

I'm serious.

[Mutley]

116. I'll help.

Sounds like fun.

[Shrubhater]

117. .

:kick:

[Mutley]

118. kicky kicky

:kick:

[Democracy White]

119. I have come to enforce the continuity

of the Everlasting Thread!!

I've got that stupid Travelocity commerical's Roaming Gnome on my mind.
What a weird track of thought but then again I have never been known to be normal.

Dee

[CaliforniaPeggy]

120. .........

Another PM kick for the never-ending threat...I mean ....um..THREAD!

[Shrubhater]

121. Kicky kicky!

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

122. .

:kick:

[Shrubhater]

123. .

:kick:

[The empressof all]

124. locking

I think we are done with this--