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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 07:53 AM
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Michael Jackson joke follows:
Edited on Thu Jun-16-05 07:56 AM by AngryAmish
Did you hear that if MJ molests one more boy he gets his own parish?
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 07:55 AM
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1. LOL
That's bad but good. :)
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cleofus1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 08:00 AM
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2. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!
on a connecting flight to california...michael jackson jumps off the plane in des moines...to rush to the local walmart...

flight attendant asks the person who was sitting next to michael why he rushed off?

the man replied that someone had told him that they had little boy's underwear half off at walmart...(rimshot)
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bpcmxr Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 08:08 AM
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3. Why does MJ like twentyseven year-olds?
'Cause there's twenty of them.
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trag Donating Member (286 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 08:26 AM
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5. The McJackson
Tried the new McJackson burger at McDonalds yet?
It's eight year old meat stuck between two forty year old buns.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 08:26 AM
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4. On a scale of one to ten
How old will Michael's next boyfriend be? (stolen from Triumph)
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