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Thu Jun-16-05 08:40 AM
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Finish this sentence: A REAL hermaphrodite... |
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doesn't have to choose between his or hers bathrobes on a romantic getaway weekend...
isn't ashamed to use EITHER bathroom if one has a line...
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:44 AM
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1. never worries about whether an extra bar is or is not present on a bike |
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:45 AM
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2. Would make Dick Cheney |
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look like a fool when he gets angry.
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:47 AM
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3. Can have a good time by herself/himself! |
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:48 AM
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4. Gets confused on forms I imagine. |
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:49 AM
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:52 AM
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10. What if a hermaphrodite was a real jerk? |
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Can you tell the person to go f*ck themselves? :shrug:
Note: Not to nice hermaphrodites and most hermaphrodites are nice people I'm sure. This is only to the mean ones. (I don't want to hurt the feelings of any transgendered folks.)
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:53 AM
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11. all those mean ass hemaphrodites |
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:53 AM
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12. i'm not sure if that is anatomically feasible or not |
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Thu Jun-16-05 09:31 AM
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20. If it bends, it won't go in. If it goes in, it won't bend. (nt) |
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Thu Jun-16-05 09:32 AM
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21. what is this "it" of which you speak? |
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:49 AM
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5. doesn't have to agonize over which bathroom to use at a resturaunt |
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Edited on Thu Jun-16-05 08:49 AM by Zuni
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:49 AM
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6. Has double the chances of a date on Saturday night. |
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Thu Jun-16-05 09:23 AM
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19. Actually, a real one is always on a date |
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:50 AM
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8. REAL hermaphrodites don't eat more than HALF the quiche |
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:52 AM
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9. never gets mad at him/herself for being late on a date with him/herself |
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Edited on Thu Jun-16-05 08:52 AM by StopTheMorans
even if said lateness was due to long phone conversations or putting on makeup.
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:57 AM
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13. cries while watching football |
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Thu Jun-16-05 08:57 AM
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14. ruins the whole effin crop |
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Thu Jun-16-05 09:03 AM
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16. is comfortable in any form of underwear |
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Thu Jun-16-05 09:07 AM
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17. I'm just glad none of you have this medical condition |
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I'm sure those who have it find it hilarious...
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Thu Jun-16-05 09:09 AM
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18. i was waiting for the uber-pc post to shine through on this; thank you |
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look, if it's ok to make light of "Real" men, and it's also ok to make light of "real" women, then maybe, just MAYBE, some hermaphrodites may be able to find some humor in their situation as well, unless being a hermaphrodite precludes having a sense of humor :shrug:
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Thu Jun-16-05 06:09 PM
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22. I don't know anything about any other thread |
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My concern is that I know at least a few DUers who are hermaphrodites, and frankly I felt this thread would hurt their feelings. If you want to call that uber-pc, that's your business.
I just think it's interesting that we liberals like to think we're superior to conservatives in terms of how we treat those who are different than ourselves...
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Thu Jun-16-05 06:21 PM
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23. I think it's all good. (edited to clarify point of post) |
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Edited on Thu Jun-16-05 06:23 PM by NoSheep
When it comes to this subject, I think I can speak, as I have a disproportionate amount of hermaphrodites friends, but I think they have a sense of humor just like I do, and I haven't seen anything here that would insult. I'm not bashing the comment prior, just saying anyone who knows this place knows there's a lot of heart here. Everybody needs to be able to laugh at their own human condition no matter what. I just went to google the percentage in our population and could not find anything, but I've heard .05% of all humans cannot be medically classified as male or female. Now that is a bunch of folks. What are the odds that they would have a sense of humor? I'd say pretty great, as most all people who are marginalized seem to be the ones that are the least sensitive about their condition. No scientific facts here, it's just been my experience. I appreciate the poster for caring. I just don't think it's necessary.
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Thu Jun-16-05 06:26 PM
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24. Usually ends up being |
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castrated and made to live life as a woman. The medical community has some new thinking they need to do on that mentality. Tsk, tsk. A hermaphrodite should be left as is and let them decide later if they want to pick a sex or remain a hermaphrodite. Imagine if they later went out with a bisexual person. It'd be the best of both worlds. Interesting though.
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Thu Jun-16-05 11:08 PM
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25. Is named Ann Coulter. |
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Thu Jun-16-05 11:17 PM
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26. Again, I defer to Mulan... |
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Must be as swift as a coursing river, with all the force of great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
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