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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 10:36 AM
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Kill two birds with one stone
Edited on Thu Jun-16-05 10:37 AM by DS1
Shut down Gitmo, seize Neverland Ranch with Eminent Domain Powers Act, move prisoners, give Michael to Castro like Leia to Jabba.
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 10:38 AM
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1. How is that one stone? I counted at least three.
Edited on Thu Jun-16-05 10:41 AM by expatriot
The "stones" thrown:

1. Shut Gitmo
2. Sieze Neverland
3. Move prisoners
4. Give Jacko to Castro

The "birds" killed.

1. We get rid of Gitmo
2. We get rid of Jacko


It sounds like a more appropriate addage would be, "On average, it takes two stones to kill one bird." Which just doesn't have the OOMPH of the original proverb.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 10:40 AM
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2. Switch Jackson for Al Qaeda and you've solved two problems
with one move.
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 10:43 AM
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3. Perhaps I am being too anal about it.
All in good fun, matey... carry on.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 10:43 AM
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4. That was my first thought
;-)
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