Which horrible affliction are you?

[dolo amber]

I'm rabies!! :bounce:

Transmitted by rabid animals, you're most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don't worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.

Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation - that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!




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[meegbear]

1. I'm bubonic plague!

Hooray for me!

[Wickerman]

2. I'm the Plague

which is all right with me.

Which Horrible Affliction are you?

Congratulations, you're the bubonic plague!

You're infamous. You're usually deadly when left untreated. You're spread by a flea.

That's how cool you are.

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you wiped out much of the human population of the Earth hundreds of years ago with the following fine graphi

[Serial Mom]

3. I'd be barbara bush

:scared:

[Debi]

4. Hey, me too - wanna go watch Ole Yeller? n/t

[chickenscratching]

5. Rabies

oh, so frothy.

[mike_c]

6. I'm rabies too-- whatever....

I wanted to be something cool like schistosomiasis.

[NoodleBoy]

7. Rabies!

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[ghostsofgiants]

8. Bubonic Plague

Badass.

You're infamous. You're usually deadly when left untreated. You're spread by a flea.

That's how cool you are.

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you wiped out much of the human population of the Earth hundreds of years ago with the following fine graphic:

[Mutley]

9. I'm rabies too.

Even though I said no to "Have you ever caused foaming at the mouth..."

:shrug:

[Mikimouse]

10. Rabies...how dull!

Reminds me of a line from The Fairly Oddparents: "That litle bit of rabies gives it an extra bite":P

[Debi]

12. Wanda and Cosmo - a couple for the 2000's n/t

[Mikimouse]

20. They are two of my favorite people...n/t

:toast:

[StopTheMorans]

11. syphillis

[WeRQ4U]

13. Just Rabies... Dammit

I wanted to be Ebola. Or Swine Flu.

[davsand]

14. I'm an old fashioned kind of gal-- Rickets!

[MissMillie]

15. Apparently, I'm rickets

fine by me

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. What's up, Rabies? Rickets here!

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[MadAsHellNewYorker]

18. me too!

[El Fuego]

17. syphilis. yuk.

Why can't I be a COOL disease?

[supernova]

19. Rabies, but this question made me LOL!

:rofl:

Did Riley from Buffy the Vampire Slayer do it for you?

No! He's too simplistic. He's a Regan Democrat. :P

[hfojvt]

34. me too, but I had to wonder

"who the heck is Riley?"
I guess if Riley "did it for me", I would know who he/she is.

[supernova]

41. Riley was in Season 4

He worked for the para-military deamon-hunting Initiative.

Rather simplistic world view where all daemons are bad and must be killed or brought into Initiative control.

[hfojvt]

42. the one Buffy was chasing after in the chopper?

or is that a different group.
When you are watching it on re-runs like I sometimes do, it is hard to know what season it is.

[supernova]

43. Yes, that's him

She realized a little too late that he really was a great guy afterall, if a bit of a dullard.

Edit: I really enjoy watching the FX reruns on Weekday mornings. 2 hours of Buffy every day! :bounce: Wheeee!

[sundog]

21. rickets

:bounce:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

22. i dont wanna be rickets if you're rickets

:P

[sundog]

24. well look at the bright side

we can be quarantined together :bounce:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

39. awww

:hug:

[progmom]

29. me too!

:woohoo:

[sundog]

45. you're also infp aren't ya?

first that now rickets... you're like my heterosexual female twin or some shit :P

[progmom]

47. sounds good to me

is it ok for me to think my gay twin brother is hot? :P

[sundog]

48. time for a trip to the optometrist darlin...

think you need a stronger lens :P

:loveya:

[dajoki]

23. hemorrhoids

OUCH!!:hurts:

[yvr girl]

25. Congratulations, you're rickets!

Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.

You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!

[Shell Beau]

26. Rickets!! Woo hoo!

Congratulations, you're rickets!

Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.

You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you give kids bendy legs with the following fine graphic:

[terrya]

27. So am I!

How exciting!

[Shell Beau]

28. I guess I'd rather be rickets than syphilis or rabies!

:silly:

[terrya]

30. You don't have that foaming at the mouth with rickets!

And you don't have the really unpleasant stuff with syphillis.

[Shell Beau]

33. Exactly! Just a couple of sore joints and stuff!

I can handle that!

[name not needed]

31. Ebola

You start, innocently enough, with a headache; a fever; chills. Nothing special. Might as well be the flu. But that is only the beginning.

You move on through the unpleasant symptoms list, inducing vomiting, abdominal pain and diarrhea. You start to shut down the kidney and liver, and start to cause bleeding both internally and externally, with little or no clotting. Finally, the patient crashes and bleeds out, in a veritable explosion of blood. Anyone who has contact with that blood, or any of the patient's body fluids while s/he is infected, is also liable to get you. Now that's what I'm talking about!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that it could only take forty eight hours to infect everybody in the developed world with the following fine graphic:

[da_chimperor]

37. Me too.

I think the question about wiping out a village did me in. :thumbsup:

[Debbi801]

32. Hey, I'm Rabies, too.

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

35. I am rickets

[Deep13]

36. Kuru, ...

... a form of insanity caused by metal poisoning. The only way to get it is to eat the brains of your ancestors.

[Deep13]

44. aaah, that quiz says I'm rickets too.

[TrogL]

38. Same here

Ironically, I've got issues with the Rabid Religious Right.

[arwalden]

40. It Says... "Congratulations, you're gonorrhea!"

Congratulations, you're gonorrhea!

Yeah, that's right. You're a sexually transmitted disease. And it gets worse: you're curable.

But fret not, my fine infectious friend; you have a fine array of symptoms associated with you that would make even rabies flinch.

Women suffer bleeding during vaginal intercourse, a burning sensation when they pee, and a delightful womanly discharge that comes in yellow muck or blood flavours. Men get to have a whole lot of pus coming from their penis. What's more, you can be passed to babies as they're being born, and cause them to go blind! That's how cool you are!

[hyphenate]

46. Interesting choices!

Which Horrible Affliction are you?
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[Magrittes Pipe]

49. I am syphillis.

[dolo amber]

51. Oooh, there's a shock

I'm still paying the bills from the clinic. :grr:

[Magrittes Pipe]

52. If only these warts would go away.

Thank you very much, dolo amber. :cry:

[Jamastiene]

50. Congratulations,

you're the bubonic plague!

You're infamous. You're usually deadly when left untreated. You're spread by a flea.

That's how cool you are.

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you wiped out much of the human population of the Earth hundreds of years ago...