Whoa, I may die soon if this is true

[Maestro]

and if I continue to hang around a few choice people from my workplace.

[tk2kewl]

1. That kills me!

:D

[RebelOne]

4. That's got to be a satire. It's much too bizarre to be true. n/t

[TrogL]

6. You haven't met my cow-orkers.

A few years ago I had to answer a call for someone in tech support whose computer wasn't responding to keystrokes. Her theory - something wrong with the screen saver.

My theory - it helps if you turn it on.

[TrogL]

7. or my uncle

who got himself all puzzled because the remote control wouldn't turn on the TV.

It was unplugged. The socket was in plain sight. I was 8 at the time and he suggested I go into engineering as a career.

[Lorien]

2. Lol! Glad I'm self employed!

If there's any fuck ups around here, I have only one idiot to blame. ;-)

[name not needed]

3. Me too

Let's kill the idiots before they kill us! :D

[Maestro]

5. I'm not a murderer

but I really won't say anything if you want to. ;)

[Deep13]

8. I'm afraid being in TX puts you at risk.

[Maestro]

10. Only in certain areas

And most people who voted for * are just completely ignorant to what he is doing. The hard-core freeper types are numerous yes, but many are just ignorant. In fact, at work I have a pretty good relationship with ignorant repukes. We joke around all the time. In fact, I am known so much for hating repukes that as a joke some put this on my truck.



That is a political sign for Pete Sessions, a horrible effin' repuke, but it was funny as a joke.

[Deep13]

11. Pretty much describes life here in Ohio.

[Jokerman]

9. "Why must I be surrounded by frickin idiots?"

I have a hat with a picture of Dr Evil and that quote but I haven't had the nerve to wear it to work.