johnnie
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Thu Jun-16-05 01:59 PM
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Can you think of something that you could start a thread on |
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And not offend at least one person at DU?
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:00 PM
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1. Apples come in red and green. |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:01 PM
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4. You forgot yellow, you FUCK! |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:02 PM
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okay... Apples come in red, green, and yellow... and perhaps some other color I haven't heard of yet.
Better?
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:02 PM
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6. Oh, sure, just leave out the yellow apples! |
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Golden Delicious apples always get the short end of the stick! I'm disgusted! There are many fine apples that aren't red or green - why do you have to be such an elitist? Why do you hate America?
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:27 PM
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20. Both of you twatknockers forgot - pink gala apples |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:01 PM
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2. Well, I could start a thread about how awful Budweiser is.... |
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...and can think of only one person it would offend. ;)
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:03 PM
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9. No that thread sure as hell wouldn't |
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piss off anyone. I get Christmas Cards from Anheiser Busch every year wishing me many more years of health and happiness. I bet you drink that awful swill Miller garbage.
No, favorite beer threads shouldn't get a reaction from anyone.
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:08 PM
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10. With my cash situation these days |
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I can't even afford Bud anymore. Don't even ask what I have been drinking..lol.
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:12 PM
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12. Goebel? Schaeffer? Black Label? |
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In any case, not Hamms or Old Style Light, I hope.
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:17 PM
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And not Old Milwaukee either.
I have been drinking Busch here and there. :toast:
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:21 PM
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17. As in Busch Family Evil Empire? |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:37 PM
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21. It's my tribute to them |
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For me being worse off financially than I was a few years back.
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:14 PM
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:01 PM
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3. Air is good to breathe |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:01 PM
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5. Not the polluted kind... |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:02 PM
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8. Gun toting Asian lesbian pedophiles who eat KFC. |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:09 PM
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11. Nope. It's not possible. |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:12 PM
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and I am outraged, OUTRAGED!!!!! I tell you, on behalf of a whole bunch of people I don't know and never will, for even bringing the topic up to begin with.
You troll! You freeper!
:evilgrin:
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:13 PM
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14. I think therefore I am |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:24 PM
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18. a man who thinks he is a two year old girl |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:37 PM
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:39 PM
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I am in the mood you know.
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:25 PM
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19. I am a female! Argue with that!! |
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Edited on Thu Jun-16-05 02:30 PM by Shell Beau
And if that offends you, well, shit!
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:38 PM
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:38 PM
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25. This time I have proof! |
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:38 PM
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general questions are always the best in that regard. I would say that anything that asks an innocent question in a "getting to know you fashion" will be the least offensive.
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:40 PM
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I am just amused sometimes at what offends people. I wonder if they just act offended to start a flamefest. This thread was meant to be light-hearted.
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:40 PM
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I am absolutely certain there is no thread I could start that wouldn't at some point piss someone off.
I've had it happen in perfectly innocent threads about the perfectly mundane events of day-to-day life.
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Thu Jun-16-05 02:41 PM
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29. Nope... That's impossible. |
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