Pretty good one!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

Southern CA knows what I'm talkin' about.

[Shell Beau]

1. EARTHQUAKE!!

And I live in MS!!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. Yee-haw!

[Champion Jack]

3. I used to like to surf those lil' ones

when I lived there.
The northridge quake threw me to the ground 3 times, that wasn't fun.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. Yeah, Northridge I thought it was all over...

Specially in total darkness. Thought the earth was opening up...

[ronnykmarshall]

5. Loma Perida 1989

was like a train was driving through downtown SF right past my office.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. Pomona 1969.

Moved into a dump that I vaguely heard someone say was
near some railroad tracks, first night there got stoned,
woke up to a freight train going by fifty feet away, thought
it WAS going through the place.

[Orsino]

6. Gays need to fornicate a lot faster...

...if they expect Jesus to dump the whole state into the Pacific.

I can only advocate feminism so hard, y'know, and I'm working from the other coast.

Go, gays! Adopt a kid or a box turtle or something.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. "We all got it comin', kid."

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Ok ok ok!

I'll do my part.

[Bunny]

8. Well, you all be careful out there.

What can you actually do to protect yourself, though? Stand in the doorway, or something? I'm not up on my earthquake preparations, but I can do tornado pretty good!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. Put your head between yer legs and hold onto yer

computer!