I'm currently taking applications for a living toy.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Anyone want to apply?
Duckie

[JohnKleeb]

1. Is this a good thing or bad thing?

if its a bad thing for the toy, one K.P Kleeb wishes to sign up.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. No, it's a good thing.

They get to hang out with me all the time! That is never bad!
Duckie

[JohnKleeb]

7. Oh

Well he wanted to let you know that hes willing to be a human punching bag :).

[elperromagico]

3. I'd apply but I know I'd never make it past the testing phase.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. Yeah, we like each other now...

But if we spend too much time together, i'd kill you. :evilgrin:
Duckie

[sniffa]

4. sounds interesting

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. It's exactly what it sounds like.

:evilgrin:

[sniffa]

12. do i get paid, or at Least, kept?

i need constant attention.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. Yeah...

I don't have enough money for that.
Duckie

[Robb]

5. I can operate a Wonder Wheel.

Other than that, my skills as a toy are.... unmentionably suspect. :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. Exactly what I need.

:crazy:

[SoCalDem]

6. Chew toy..or squeaky toy?

:)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Preferrably squishy.

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. Kick

:kick: Come on ya'll!
:evilgrin:

[sniffa]

16. ok, ok

me.

[NoSheep]

15. I wobble but I don't fall down!

:+