Arrrr!!! What be the best part about bein' a pirate?

[TheMightyFavog]

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Saying

"arrrr" all the time is best for me.

[terrya]

2. The eyepatches.

Eyepatches are quite fetching, actually.

[clydefrand]

3. Sailing the ocean blue! Drinking a bit of rum.

[ikojo]

4. Johnny Depp!!!

[Ready4Change]

5. I wouldst'a cast me lot with divvying the treasure, 'cept

You left out the part where'st I keep an extra share for me self, Aye!

[neuvocat]

6. The pickup line:

Arrgh! They call me Woody and it ain't 'cause of me leg. Arrgh!

[Wcross]

7. Rememberin I had a hook for me hand before I scratch-arrr!

[HamstersFromHell]

8. You forgot booty! Arrrr.

n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. The jokes.

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRR!

***

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...

"Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!!"

***

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What d' ye mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."

The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit me leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded th' enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and me hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this here hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."

"Oh, that," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some sea gulls were flyin' over the ship. I looked up, and one of 'em shat in my eye."

"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"

"Well," says the pirate, "I wasn't really used to the hook yet."

[salib]

10. Turning the whole Carribean Dutch

One stronghold at a time!

[Orsino]

11. Typing is so simple...

...with the right keyboard.

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. The rum.. and playin dodgeball

[El Fuego]

13. Saying "Arrrrrrrr!!!!"

Arrrrrrrr!!!!

[Cannikin]

14. always having that parrot on your shoulder