I am balls-out hungover, stuck at work, and trying to plan a move.

[Magrittes Pipe]

DO I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TOM CRUISE?

[matcom]

1. don't plan that move

just DO IT!

MOVE that stapler to the OTHER side of your desk. but do it quietly ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. Sorry.

That was pretty loud, wasn't it?

[Bunny]

2. Your balls are hanging out?

Good god, man! Cover up, would ya? Here, this will cheer you up:

[Blue-Jay]

23. Don't get him started.

[Zuni]

3. man, I don't have to be at work until 9

ha ha

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Ass.

[asthmaticeog]

4. PLAN a move?

What's to plan? Get a truck. Throw y'all's shit in it. Drive it to the new place. Empty truck into house. You're done.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Speaking of which, did Bonnie get in touch with you?

See, we need to get posession of the house first. ;)

And there's the little nuisance of the renovations... plumbing... electrical... the wedding....

:cry:

[asthmaticeog]

18. I'm going out to to the Lakewood office after work today

to nab the keys - just in time, too, since I'm throwing a HUGE 3-kegger in there tonight. Can't have the beer guy show up and there aren't any keys, y'know?

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Good news!

Just clean up the spew afterward! :hi:

[asthmaticeog]

24. I figured I could get the electrcian to do that.

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Can you give her a call before this afternoon?

I just spoke to her, and she's going out of town this afternoon; but she'd like to set up a time for you to give her access.

If you know what I mean. ;)

[asthmaticeog]

45. Will do.

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. Gracias, amigo.

[asthmaticeog]

61. It's done.

Weds the 29th.

[Magrittes Pipe]

63. A'ight, bro.

Big up.

[Magrittes Pipe]

74. BTW....

Feel free to use the place for whatever (legal) purpose you desire between now and moving day. Just don't break anything, and don't leave behind any blood, vomit, feces, or semen.

[tigereye]

48. ah

so you are "inaugurating" people's new houses now?

;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

49. He is going to "christen" it.

:scared:

[tigereye]

54. aha

that should make for a pleasant aroma....

[Magrittes Pipe]

57. Eh, I'll probably cover up the smell within 30 minutes of being there.

[tigereye]

58. I won't ask you how you will do that!

seriously, when I saw you you smelled fine! ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

59. Then why'd you leave the table so fast?

:(

[tigereye]

66. ha ha

the denim scared me! Nah, you were sweet.

Well, I sort of bought you breakfast... next time, I'll pay for dinner. Well, not for 15 people's dinner, but for you and D.

[tigereye]

47. don't cry al

it will all be well. :) :hug:

and I think you can handle the hangover....

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. But I am very, very over-hung.

[tigereye]

53. watch out!

for those over-hangs! :silly:

[eyesroll]

5. Yeah, you sounded kind of loaded when you called.

Well, at least -- what are they going to do if you slack? Fire you?

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. You sounded kind of mean.

x(

[eyesroll]

9. I sounded like I could hardly hear you.

1. East-side cell phone reception
2. In the middle of a grocery store
3. With lots of background noise on your end too.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. You might want to update your sigline, as the VDSC no longer exists.

;)

And it's not very nice to refer to a drunken dolo and a lunatic Sicilian as "background noise."

[eyesroll]

13. The VDSC exists.

It's got archives, it'll be back online eventually and in the meantime I can write things and have Jason load them at the root level using some geek-fu or something...

Sigh...I want my blog back, dammit!

[terrya]

8. You should never give a fuck about Tom Cruise

Anytime, 24/7.

Sorry to hear about the circumstances.

[BlondieK143]

10. I still think you're hot.

;)

And I feel you on the last two. However, I have no balls to hang out. :D

[StopTheMorans]

11. did you hear that he may be gay?

:wow:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. But that's impossible! He's getting married!

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

15. So are you. Maybe you're gay, too.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. OMG!

Next thing you know, I'll be posting pictures of myself making out with men! :o

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Or having pictures posted of you doing the Hammer.

It could happen you know.

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. Respect the hedges....

And TAME the dolo!!!

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. She cannot be tamed.

And believe me, I've tried the bit, the bridle, everything.

[Beware the Beast Man]

32. You need spurs, my good man.

:thumbsup:

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. She bucks like a mustang.

Now where did I put my crop...?

[tigereye]

51. no

I wouldn't mess with her. She will take you to task! She's short, but spunky. ( now she will yell at me for calling her that!)

[Magrittes Pipe]

56. Yeah. She's full of spunk.

[tigereye]

60. uh huh

I'll bet she is, dear.

and... no, I won't say it. :evilgrin:

[chickenscratching]

20. i thought you might like this for your hangover

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. What the fuck is that?

:o

[chickenscratching]

25. that's my compassionate side

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. I don't have one of those.

[chickenscratching]

28. Shall I alert the media?

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. All right, Hobson, who the fuck are you?

[chickenscratching]

34. I am still the same person I was 20 minutes ago

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. That's what I figured.

[chickenscratching]

39. where you moving to, hedges?

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. Yeah.

No.

[chickenscratching]

41. suit yourself

have a good move!

[Magrittes Pipe]

42. That's the plan!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

31. you really should care, you know. Caring about celebrities

and their personal lives should be your number one priority for living. What else is there in life besides People, US, the National Enquirer and Star? Sheesh, you might think there's a war going on, or something! :crazy:

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. There is no war going on.

Everything is phony these days.

[JimmyJazz]

38. Seriously though, good luck in your move.

I think it'll be a really good thing for you and your family. Not to mention the fact that your house RAWKS!

[XNASA]

44. Ah. To be young again.

:donut:

[tigereye]

52. it makes me tired X

I hope I never have to move from this house. Too much crap!

[XNASA]

64. We hope to move as soon as possible.

We were just looking at some properties last night.

We got rid of all our old crap last time me moved. It's has been replaced by new crap, so at least it's new.

[tigereye]

67. really

tradin up? We still have too much to fix in this house to sell it anytime soon.

Or are you getting that old parent's duplex? ;)

[XNASA]

69. We'd like to move downtown.

Back to the city.

[tigereye]

70. after seeing how beautiful the city is

I understand... maybe you can move near Oprah! ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

55. ***UPDATE***

dolo amber is now suffering the effects of excess alcohol consumption as well. Or perhaps it's just a side effect of her menses. In any case, she also does not feel well; and she is also dealing with the same stressors I am ('cept she has a different job, natch).

So give her some sympathy, yo.

[tigereye]

62. here you go!

:grouphug: for amber...

drink some water, you two.

[chickenscratching]

65. good luck you two! (from the feel better couple)

[dolo amber]

68. Blargh

:hangover:

[JimmyJazz]

73. of course!

:hug: to dolo!

[yvr girl]

71. I'm guessing no

And I don't think it's because of the hangover or the move.

Feel better.

[Magrittes Pipe]

72. You're right!

And thanks. :)