Republican Caucus Bulletin Board….June 17, 2005

[The Whiskey Priest]

Talking Point of the Day: The Patriot Act has been successful. Remember to point out: Since its enactment there has not been one terrorist act on the US. DO NOT, REPEAT DO NOT USE Congressman Dana Rohrabacher’s Additional Comment: “Nor, has any citizen been threatened by hordes of gun-toting, blood-thirsty penguins.”

URGENT: Does anyone know the whereabouts of Chairman Sensenbrenner’s gavel? The Chairman last had it when he left the hearing room yesterday. If you have any information regarding the gavel, please contact Representative James Sensenbrenner (R-WI) office.

Reminder: All those with a copy of Representatives DeLay’s memo regarding “Inventive Ways to Launder Questionable Contributions” co-written by Jack Abramoff, please return them to Representative DeLay’s office. Please!

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. I hear Sensenbrenner is having trouble sitting down these days....

Perhaps he should check where the sun doesn't shine....