I'm your new Fix-It-Man! What can I do for you today?

[Yit]

I'm pretty handy with my tools. Also good at building mechanical body parts. Here's my latest creation.

My prices are reasonable. Let me know what jobs you have and I'll give a quote.

[ret5hd]

1. ok...i see it, but what is it?

[Yit]

2. You mean, what isn't it!

It has all sorts of features.

[ret5hd]

5. well, it looks like your "tool" has its own (oversized) casket...

did it die?

[Yit]

8. NO!

It's mechanical. It needs to be big enough to house all of it's features.

[tigereye]

12. that is a really funny comment!

much funnier than the one I thought of in my head!

[freedomburn]

20. It must be a bong.

[Yit]

21. One of the many

features.

[sniffa]

3. "cLean my necessary house"

[Yit]

6. okaLa-doodiLy

cost: six-pack of alcoholic indulgence

[underpants]

4. Do you know anyone who is good at running wires to a speaker?

you know in a "discreet" manner so they are just sitting out in the open? Can you do this?

[Yit]

7. Discreet?

Am I the one who needs to be? Or the wires?

[flvegan]

9. Looks like a big intercooler.

I suppose it's better than some sort of battery powered fan in your pants.

[Yit]

11. Well, it does have it's own cooling system.

Needs to though. Don't want it to over-heat.

[matcom]

10. my Photons seem to be misfiring

just drop them off when your done

[Yit]

13. I'll put it next to your girator pack.

Cost: Noodles and Co. gift cert.

[chickenscratching]

14. another picture from the same site

[Yit]

16. Ha!

Good one.

[chickenscratching]

15. yet another

[Yit]

17. Creepy, don't ya think?

[chickenscratching]

18. .

:shrug:

[Yit]

19. Ma'am, do you need

anything fixed?