mondo joe
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:07 AM
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Things to Say to Recruiters When They Call for Your Kids |
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"I'd be glad to get my son. I don't mind saying my period has been kind of weird ever since I gave birth to him. Sometimes it's heavy, sometimes it's light - and right now is really one of those heavy days. Sometimes..."
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:10 AM
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1. I'll wait until the president's daughters go into combat and then |
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I'll think about your having access to my children.
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mondo joe
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:13 AM
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2. My son is in his bedroom listening to Barbra Streisand CDs and |
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ironing his jeans. Hold on - I'll get him."
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:19 AM
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:13 AM
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3. Why waste your time with my child when |
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I'm sure you'd have better luck calling the local young Republican clubs and pro-war protesters. I'm sure they're dying (pun intended) to enlist.
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Deep13
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:15 AM
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4. "You will have to wait a few minutes. ... |
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... it takes a while to get around in a wheelchair."
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:18 AM
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5. He's not home right now |
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Do you mind posting bail?
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:19 AM
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:20 AM
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:20 AM
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8. He's upstairs with his boyfriend tripping on windowpane acid |
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:21 AM
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10. I really would love to hear a response to that |
Deep13
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:25 AM
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11. Just as soon as he is done praying to Allah. |
mondo joe
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:27 AM
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13. "Ali, put down your prayer beads and come get the phone!" |
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:26 AM
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12. Why, have all the Republicans already enlisted? |
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:28 AM
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14. He's in prison right now, |
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can I have him call you back in 3 to 5 years?
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Deep13
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:32 AM
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18. for murdering authority figures. |
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Edited on Fri Jun-17-05 11:33 AM by Deep13
"He'll be fine in the army as long as no one tries to tell him what to do."
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micrometer_50
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:42 AM
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he's in for armed burgulary.
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:28 AM
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15. "I'll have him call you back after his date with Marcus" |
Deep13
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:28 AM
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16. "Why? Our mission has already been accomplished." |
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:30 AM
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"Hi, I'm Joey's home visitation physical therapist..." |
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:30 AM
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17. "No thanks, I'm planning to kill him/her myself without |
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government assistance. But hey, thanks for the offer!"
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:34 AM
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19. LOL. That is very funny! |
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:59 AM
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22. It's all kind of fuzzy now . . . |
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but I have what seems like a memory of my mother saying that very thing to a recruiter who called our house in 1980. :rofl:
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Fri Jun-17-05 11:50 AM
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21. "I'd rather help my son pay student loans than let you kill him." OR... |
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"The family is planning a trip overseas this summer anyway. And this way, we won't get shot at."
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Fri Jun-17-05 12:01 PM
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23. I'll have him give you a call as soon as he gets back from the |
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bathhouse. He loves men in uniform.
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Fri Jun-17-05 12:02 PM
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Fri Jun-17-05 12:03 PM
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25. Uhh, he has other priorities for the next several years, |
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but he supports the war! :evilgrin:
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Fri Jun-17-05 12:04 PM
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26. You can talk to him when I am done changing the filter for his iron lung. |
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Fri Jun-17-05 12:05 PM
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27. It Will Take Him a few minutes |
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he just got a new pair of six inch heels and he's had trouble getting around in them.
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"Now son put down that knife, Mommy didn't mean to eat the last Ding Dong."
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Fri Jun-17-05 12:06 PM
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28. sure heres a good one |
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Yeah I'll have him call you back but him and his boyfriends are looking for a place in Dupont Circle to live.
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Fri Jun-17-05 12:08 PM
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29. "What are you wearing?" |
mondo joe
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Fri Jun-17-05 12:16 PM
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30. "It might take him a minute - he's breaking in his new stilettos |
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and the phone is clear across the living room."
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Fri Jun-17-05 02:30 PM
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31. He's returned to Saturn to report to our galactic commander. |
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