Do you have a bizarre physical talent? (KEEP IT CLEAN)

[Beware the Beast Man]

I don't.

[matcom]

1. NO!

to the keep it clean remark :D

[RandomKoolzip]

2. My eyes can fart.

[asthmaticeog]

4. Huh, and we all blamed Hedges.

[Rainbowreflect]

23. I can make my eye squeak. It freaks my hubby out.

[nytemare]

3. I can poke my shoulderblades out where they look like boobs on

my back.

Pointy, bony boobs....but boobs.

:evilgrin:

[flamingyouth]

5. I'm really good at crossing my eyes.

[matcom]

6. i can bend my fingers back and touch my wrist

[BreweryYardRat]

38. Me too.

All your fingers, or just some of them? I can only do that with my thumbs and pinkies.

Also, my right thumb is double-jointed.

And...no, wait, you wanted it clean. Never mind. :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

7. I can make my jaw crack at will.

But my mom says if I do it too much I'll get arthritis and have to get my jaw wired shut. :scared:

[nytemare]

14. LOL.

My mother told me some thing about like that about my shoulder, too.

I would have never known I was poking out my shoulderblade if my mother hadn't screamed "Eww, don't do that!"

[intheflow]

48. That's what I was told about my toe-cracking talent.

Well, not that I'd have to get my jaw wired shut, but the arthritis thing. I don't know if I buy it. Is your mother a doctor?

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. I take that back- I can bark like a Wookiee.

[intheflow]

49. Thereby earning your Beast Man name.

:P

[Misunderestimator]

9. I can roll my eyes!

:eyes: :D

[eyesroll]

24. Me too!

:D

[Teaser]

10. If I eat after midnight

I become a ravening, green skinned monster.

Oh, and water makes me reproduce.

[CottonBear]

11. I can fold the tip of my tongue back. It's a totally useless ability.

I can also roll my tongue. I believe that the tongue folding ability is inherited through a recessive gene.

[JimmyJazz]

12. I can fold my tongue in half and have it stay like that.

[matcom]

15. REALLY?

:think:

[Beware the Beast Man]

...

:wow:

[stellanoir]

13. Well I'm not really sure it qualifies as a talent. . .

or even if it's even remotely an acquired skill. It's probably more a really peculiarly strange social proclivity.

I dance with a slinky.

But don't tell anyone. . .okay?

[Ready4Change]

21. Several.

I can roll my stomach muscles up-to-down or down-to-up. (The latter not as well.) I've tried side to side with no luck so far.

I can roll my tongue up, both lengthwise and widthwise. I can also flip it over both to the left and the right.

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue easily.

I can cross my eyes at will.

I can wiggle my ears, and nose.

I think that's it?

[GirlinContempt]

16. I can

..."KEEP IT CLEAN"

Nevermind

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. I'll make an exception.

:thumbsup:

[GirlinContempt]

22. *laughs*

You want your thread to get locked?

[Shrubhater]

40. You can what?

:shrug:

[Shrubhater]

45. What can you do? Tell me! TELL ME!!

[XNASA]

18. I have a removable head.

[Shrubhater]

41. Are you lying??

:shrug:

[undeterred]

19. My left thumb is double jointed

I haven't found it to be particularly useful though.

[DS1]

20. I can make Misunderestimator's eyes roll

:D

[Misunderestimator]

37. ...

:eyes:

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

25. I can make fart noises with my neck

[mongo]

26. Not exactly a talent

but I tick like a clock - due to my artificial heart valve. It's made of steel and it ticks with each beat.

I did get the lifetime guarantee with it though...

[xmas74]

27. I can sign my name w/ my toes.

[tigereye]

28. yoga positions?

I can do some of the more complex ones...

[mainegreen]

29. Lay my arms flat on my shoulder

ie: take the right arm, lift up and behind the head, and then keep going (arm straight all the way) until the right arm is level with my shoulders, pointing left. I can actually keep going till it points down a bit again.

Doesn't hurt a bit but it freaks people out.

Usually they shout "ewww, stop that. Thats not natural"

[Blue-Jay]

30. I can crack a walnut between my big & second toe.

[JimmyJazz]

32. yes - but can you crack one with your butt cheeks?

BigMcLargeHuge says he can.

[Dora]

31. I belch like a longshoreman

but bake pie like Aunt Bea.

[dback]

33. You know that joke: "Can you stick out your tongue and touch your nose?"

Well, I really can. Always brought people to a standstill.

Too bad I wasn't straight; I probably could've made some woman very, very, VERY happy. :) (But I've done OK with the partners I've had, if several of them crying with happiness indicates satisfaction.)

Hey, you ASKED! :) It's not bragging then!

[VOX]

34. I can make 3 distinct sounds with my mouth, all at the same time...

My own voice, of course, and two duck-like "voices" from each cheek. I can fire them all off at once, and can even speak like this.

My wife gets a kick out of it, but she says it's freaky. :scared:

[Debbi801]

35. I used to work with a woman who could get her whole fist into her mouth...

It was always a big hit with the guys at company happy hours. :shrug:

I don't have any bizarre talents that I can share here. :-)

[SOteric]

36. I have double-jointed hips.

It enables me to do something I like to call "The Bionic Hula."

[LeftCoast]

39. I can move my ears

I can move them together or separately. I'm so special. :)

[nevergiveup]

42. I can catch house flies

with my bare hands then snap them to the floor resulting in death. It is a cruel yet sometimes handy talent and yes, I wash my hands after each execution. I am very popular at picnics.

[arwalden]

43. I Can't Keep It Clean...

... so you'll just have to use your imagination.

[Scout1071]

44. I can blow spit bubbles. Perfect little bubbles and float them

off my tongue.

[sakabatou]

46. I can...

sometime breathe through my ear
"fart" with my tongue
invert my shoulders
whistle/hum through my nose
I can put my foot flat on a 3' 6" high stage

[blockhead]

47. I can lick my eyebrows

[Xipe Totec]

50. The Hairy Eyeball

My boss hates it. When he gets the hairy eyeball he knows he just said something unbelievably stupid, but doesn't know what.

Says it's intimidating as all get out. :scared: