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Fri Jun-17-05 01:29 PM
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Poll question: What would you do if the zombies took over? |
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We've all hypothesised it. It has been entertainingly discussed on another thread of mine. Now, make your choice.
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:30 PM
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1. Ummm, we normally ban zombies? |
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so what is the question again?
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:31 PM
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2. The firearm thing, and aim for their heads. |
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Or else there's the Barney Gumble response "When in Rome..."
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:31 PM
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...they haven't taken over already? :shrug:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:31 PM
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4. who says they haven't already? |
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:32 PM
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5. I, for one, would welcome our new zombie overlords. |
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:33 PM
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Actually pick up a videocam and MAKE a series of movies about whacking zombies.
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:34 PM
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7. unless I'm misunderstanding what I'm seeing around me, they already have |
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:39 PM
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13. Only explanation I can think of for the 2004 election |
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I wish they would stick to eating living brains and fuck off this new voting fad.
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:45 PM
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15. exactly right -- though maybe "28 Days Later" |
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had the "rage" thing right, too, since that seems to animate so many of them...
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:35 PM
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8. Have a drink, thump some zombies, then go have a pint... |
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:35 PM
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9. I saw several in traffic early this morning |
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Edited on Fri Jun-17-05 01:35 PM by sui generis
driving! Can you believe it!
I even heard one mumbling something like "brraaiic-c-c-ccofffeeeeee", or somesuch.
Oh, that was me.
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:35 PM
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10. I thought they had already. |
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:37 PM
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11. Build a light weight and efficient suit of armor... |
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specifically designed to prevent infection via zombie bites, then get a sword and go out swinging.
You never see that on zombie movies. Except the dad on 28 Days Later. He had an antizombie suit. No sword though.
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:37 PM
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12. get as much firepower as possible |
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and fight my way to safety with as many people as possible. Then we could mount guerilla raids against the Zombie strongholds. :tinfoilhat:
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:41 PM
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14. they have , haven't they? |
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:45 PM
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16. have some of their coffee |
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:52 PM
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17. I'd watch Fox News to see how they portray the zombies |
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They'd probably show Bush trying to establish human-zombie relations.
Then I'd go out and kill them Shaun Of The Dead style!
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Fri Jun-17-05 01:52 PM
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18. I'd probably just go along with it. |
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We've got enough Zombies in America already, how much different could it be?
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Fri Jun-17-05 02:17 PM
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19. I for one would welcome our new zombie overlords. |
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I could be very useful in assisting them in finding flesh to eat.
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