It's time for another DU T-Shirt Slogan Contest!!!!!

[Skinner]

The previous DU T-Shirt Slogan Contest was a huge success, so we figure it's time for another. In the immortal words of EarlG: "What better way to combine OUR desire to update our designs with YOUR desire to make some kind of witty and/or slanderous comment about the Bush administration?"

Just post your ideas in this thread, and next week the DU admins will pick our favorites and make them into merchandise. Then we'll sell them in the DU Store. In return, you get a free T-shirt with your slogan on it.

You are welcome to submit as many ideas as you like. Try to come up with stuff that is at least marginally political. Also, try not to rip-off anyone else's intellectual property. If you suggested a great idea last time that didn't get picked, you can even re-submit it this time.

Have at it!

Skinner
DU Admin

[Blue-Jay]

1. "I saw a CHEMTRAIL at Democratic Underground!"

[arwalden]

74. Oh Dear!

:rofl:

[tallahasseedem]

308. This picture on a shirt would be absolutely hilarious.

I love this picture! I have even printed it out and put it on my fridge. To have it put on a shirt would be priceless!

[NYdemocrat089]

384. Do you DU?

Do You DU?
Democratic Underground: Serving Democracy Since 2001

(sorry...I meant to reply to the main thread :-))

[Ladyhawk]

394. Hey, I thought of that independently. Really.

I even put it in my sig. :D You win, though.

[NYdemocrat089]

404. Oh shoot! Sorry...I didn't see that.

I'll erase it. Sorry about that!

Sorry...I can't even edit it now. I didn't realize someone had made that up already.

[Ladyhawk]

423. No, don't do that. I probably put it in my sig line after you posted this

It's a new addition. You beat me. :) Really.

[sniffa]

2. DU gets the best drugs!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. DU: Debunking corporate media since 2001

[Misunderestimator]

104. Oh come on, you already coined.... "War is a Late Term Abortion"

(Ok, so not specifically about DU, but it deserves a t-shirt)

[tk2kewl]

4. Impeach Indict Imprison

[AFSCME girl]

55. Good one! n/t

:hi:

[stlsaxman]

154. THAT WAS MINE!

been using it in about 6 replies in the last few days....

and i just made a little graphic... hope this works-

INDICT IMPEACH IMPRISON NOW!

sorry graphic didn't load

but look up mu last 6 or so posts and you'll see i've been saying this a LOT!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3868396&mesg_id=3868804

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3459523&mesg_id=3459591

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1547518&mesg_id=1552580


(edited to express growing anger)

[tk2kewl]

343. it isn't all that original

that multiple people couln't have come up with it in isolation. relax.

[stlsaxman]

370. quite true- nothing is "original"

and i am relaxed, thanks for your concern.

That notwithstanding...

[tk2kewl]

374. ;-)

[stlsaxman]

380. :)

[punpirate]

5. "In 1825...

... the Underground Railroad brought slaves to freedom.

In 2005, Democratic Underground is bringing truth to Bush's America."

[BattyDem]

7. Self delete ...

:-)

I meant to post in the main thread :silly:

[Justpat]

134. I like this one.

[lildreamer316]

480. "DU: Underground Railroad for Liberals" or

"Underground Railroad for the Liberal Resistance/Imagination"

[BattyDem]

6. DU: Because I like truth with my politics

:-)

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Never argue politics with a liberal.

We are actually informed.

[pstans]

18. That one is good

[BattyDem]

9. I DU, do you?

:-)

[matcom]

10. I would like to nominate a sig pic from one of our DUers:

as i think it would make a GREAT t-shirt

[tk2kewl]

93. I'll second that!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

258. I'd say yours, too... if there were a way to animate it on a T-shirt.

And, I think SBP would be honored... he might even say "We should print up T-shirts! And F-shirts for our friends with two arms on the same side!"

[BattyDem]

11. DU: Why waste time anywhere else?

:-)

[tk2kewl]

85. LOL

when you can waste all your time right here

[BattyDem]

125. That's not exactly the way I meant it, but ...

I knew at least one DUer would interpret it that way, LOL!

[nickgutierrez]

12. Democratic Underground:

- No, we didn't forget Poland. Idiot.

- Dodging the catapulted propaganda.

- Anti-Bush, and proud of it.

- Sworn enemy of the corporate media.

- Still not stationed in Gitmo.

[RandomKoolzip]

13. "DU: You're Not My Real Father!"

Or "DU: You're Not The Boss of Me!"

[dolo amber]

14. "EarlG Bent My Wookie"

:cry:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

15. 9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq, Over 100,000 Dead,

and you Impeach Clinton over a Blow-job!

[Jara sang]

16. Democratic Underground:"A safe harbor in the storm of Bush policies"

Or something like that.

[Kni7es]

22. T-Shirt Idea

The less you know about someone,
the easier they are to bomb.
Support Corperate Tyrrany!
__________________________
OBEY (With silhouthed bush picture)
__________________________

My car got keyed because I'm a democrat, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

[jus_the_facts]

17. Democratic Underground....BEST place on the Internets!!

:D

[GCP]

19. From Big Dog. "When people think, they vote Democratic"

Or how about:

DU - fighting the lies 24/7.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

20. Bush: Stealing Lives, Stealing Money and Stealing Elections since 2000

[intheflow]

346. I like this one, but would add "pResident" before B*'s name. n/t

[johnnie]

21. A stain on a dress

is better than blood on your hands.

[rateyes]

168. Love it! n/t

[lies and propaganda]

330. fucking awesome.....

have yall seen the picture of the huge biker freeper dude, wearing a blue dress with a blob of "DNA" on it, and it reads "Clinton raped me and my country." and the "L" is dotted, pure gold.

[obxhead]

375. Oh that is good

mind if I make my own?

[johnnie]

419. Be my guest

[dhinojosa]

488. I VOTE THIS ONE!!!

Awesome

[sundog]

23. DU Lounge Lizard

not political enough, i know... but still :7

[iconoclastic cat]

378. There really should be a Lounge Lizard shirt.

[sundog]

407. thank you... i feel justified now

:P

:hi:

[punpirate]

24. "Build a little...

... political capital of your own."

[EC]

279. Use that for the back ,

on the front put :

Bush started a war for political capital...

[BattyDem]

25. A few more ...

Democratic Underground:
INTELLIGENT by DESIGN

------------------------------------------------------

Good things happen underground

------------------------------------------------------

Get your head out of the sand and go underground!

------------------------------------------------------

DU: Where the Constitution still means something.

------------------------------------------------------

:-)

[pstans]

90. Get your head out of the sand and go underground!

I like that one.

[Endangered Specie]

26. "DU: Fighting fascism, again." (more inside)

"Liberals agrue with emotions facts, Conservatives argue with facts emotion"

"DU: No we didn't burn down the Reichstag!"

"Surgeons General Warning: Voting Republican may cause:
-brain damage (cutting education funding)
-malnutrition (poor getting poorer)
-depression (being told you are inferior because of your race, sex, or sexual identity)
-fever (global warming)
-STDs (abstienence only sex ed)
-death (war)"
(feel free to add more).

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

30. love the surgeon general warning!

[EC]

278. Add: Abortions (poverty and other conditions leading to)..

Crime (cutting COPS program)
Asthma (environmental destruction)
Madness (mercury poisoning)
Destruction of the World (well, isn't that HIS agenda?)

[FizzFuzz]

296. Surgeon's General Warning--Excellent!

[orion9941]

27. Republicans, just as much fun as anal electrocution!!

[youspeakmylanguage]

28. "Who Knew The Internet Was So Blue?"

XXL, please!

[punpirate]

29. "Classy...

... warfare."

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

31. The Only Thing to Fear is...

Republican Policies

[fob]

32. "Follow the Minutes" - DU Throat

[ChristianLeftie]

297. ""Follow the Minutes" - DU Throat"

good one!

[LynneSin]

33. Support Rep John Conyers! Demand an investigation on the Downing Str Memos

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3470563

Just so you know, I posted this FIRST before your comment. Wording could be better but I'd love to wear a tee-shirt that supports John Conyers and all his work! PS, I had to abbreviate street to str. to fit the subject line!

[Endangered Specie]

34. "Evolution says that we evolved from apes:

"Evolution says that we evolved from apes:




However, in creationism there were talking snakes:





Alas, the debate continues..."





(you can add more convincing pics if need be, or b&w to make em cheaper to make, or you can put the bush part on the front and the cheney part on the back and the "Alas, the debate continues..." line on both sides :))

[Maestro]

39. I like that one!

Here is a bit more to add... Which is more believable, talking snakes or walking apes? :)

[tk2kewl]

88. Noice!

:evilgrin:

[Donailin]

408. love it n/t

[GOPBasher]

466. LMAO!

:rofl: That's awesome! :thumbsup:

[youspeakmylanguage]

35. Visual design...

"Yesterday:"
<picture of a flower sticking out of a rifle barrel>
"Today:"
<picture of a computer keyboard sticking out of a modern cannon barrel>

XXL, please!

[nicholieeee]

45. ooh

i like that one!

[youspeakmylanguage]

50. Thanks!

:pals:

[matcom]

116. LIKE THIS?

[youspeakmylanguage]

126. VERY cool! Exactly as I imagined it...

I guess we'll have to cut the prize shirt in half...

[merh]

150. Very Cool!

I'd buy one of those!

:thumbsup:

[politicaholic]

161. I'd buy that!!!

:toast:

You rock matcom!!!!

[tavalon]

245. Perfect! n/t

[intheflow]

348. I would actually buy this shirt.

Or the bumpersticker! Good one, youspeakmylanguage and Matcom!

:thumbsup: :applause:

[matcom]

363. thank you.

if it doesnt' get selected, i might find a way to print it myself

[ms liberty]

441. This is my favorite so far...I would love to have this shirt n/t

[DemExpat]

344. Yes, I like this idea....and Matcom's graphic.

:thumbsup:

DemEx

[ncrainbowgrrl]

457. oooh, I'd wear that one!

Quite a cool idea!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

36. Support President Bush? ENLIST

[xultar]

206. Here's mine...

with the DemocraticUnderground.com on the back...

[lies and propaganda]

331. AWESOME!

Take back a symbol that used to have meaning!

[Rowdyboy]

37. "DUmp Bush"

[Shrubhater]

40. Why didn't I think of that?

[obxhead]

141. gotta say I like this one!

[Rowdyboy]

160. I think somebody's already done this....It just seems TOO familiar...

[Shrubhater]

38. DU: Strengthening the truth

[eyesroll]

41. Dick Cheney does not dance.

[hyphenate]

42. To MSM: DSM? eom

[Shrubhater]

43. Bush sticks to lies .

But Dems are wise.

[Catherine Vincent]

44. Here's mine:

In bold black letters horizontally across the tee shirt and then an arrow underneath pointing at your bush. :P

IMPEACH
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
V

[smartvoter]

111. Hysterical... nt

[merh]

268. LOL!!!

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

315. Hey it works for Cheney too....

If a guy wears it :P

[lies and propaganda]

332. Holy Meow!

I would wear that today, though im sure it would get annoying all the looks eventually leading to your crotch, but absolutely hysterical.

[RDANGELO]

46. "LYING IS NOT JUSTIFIED." n/t

[meegbear]

47. DU: Proudly pissing off freepers since 2001

[Lochloosa]

48. T-Shirt

Democratic Underground
DSM
See It Here First

[BattyDem]

49. Here's another ...

To do is to be.
To DU is to be informed.

[GOPBasher]

461. Nice!

:thumbsup:

[nytemare]

51. "DU: Because there is no room in the right side of Bush's ass for any

more heads"

[nytemare]

"Cast not your pearls before swine, Keep church and state separate"

on the back, church + state (does not equal sign) marriage.

I can't find the does not equal character.

:)

[dalaigh lllama]

52. Mine's from a slip of the tongue

by a republican friend:

Bush supporters believe in Manifest Density

[tk2kewl]

91. the fact that they still buy into Manifest Destiny and think that is OK

is fucked up

[tk2kewl]

92. the fact that they still buy into Manifest Destiny and think that is OK

is fucked up. They don't even try to pretend that there not Dominionists.

[dalaigh lllama]

301. That's why

I thought it was so funny when they said manifest density instead of destiny. Bush definitely manifests his density.

[EFerrari]

212. LOL! Out of the mouths of dweebs. n/t

[HamstersFromHell]

53. DSM = The Straw That Broke The Elephant's Back

n/t

[eyesroll]

54. My sock puppet can beat up your honor student.

[Jon_da_brockman]

56. If being Liberal is wrong, I don't want to be Right.

[tofubo]

57. du - where DHS "Persons of Interest" almost stay under the radar

[Texasgal]

58. I Logged on to

Democratic Underground and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! :P

[Reverend_Smitty]

59. Democrats "DU" it better!

or the great Clinton quote..."Strength and wisdom are not opposing values"

[Jon_da_brockman]

60. You can vote Republican, or you can think.

DU, actually informed since 2001.

[TWiley]

61. Democrats are SEXY ! Who ever heard of a good piece of Elephant?

[UCLA Dem]

84. I love this one!!!

[tk2kewl]

96. Ha!

:rofl:

[rateyes]

169. roflm elephant o!

[Bravo411]

182. That one gets my vote.

that's too funny.

[Mythsaje]

239. Good one! n/t

[NMMNG]

290. I like this one

:thumbsup:

[Che_Nuevara]

434. This exists already

http://www.cafepress.com/angryintheusa/392156

[bornagainhuman]

467. roflmao

[ghostsofgiants]

62. If you ain't on DU, you're nothin'!

Yeah, I'm just pulling things out of my ass here.

[Radical Activist]

63. Democratic Underground: Torture free since 2001

Or,
Democrats: condeming torture since 1828

[Radical Activist]

64. DU: Because we're tired of this shit.

or Bushit

[merh]

65. I DU Believe!

:patriot: I DU Believe! :patriot:


My favorite saying, simple & to the point!

[merh]

75. Or the slightly different version!

:patriot: I DU Believe! :patriot:
.............. DU You?

My favorite saying, simple & to the point!

[Catherine Vincent]

193. I like that Merh.

Not as dirty as mine. :hi:

[merh]

267. Where have you been woman?

I haven't seen you in forever! It's so good to see you :hug:

Have you checked out the fold lately? Interesting posts have been made there today.

Now I'll look for your "dirty" suggested Tee!

[nytemare]

66. Dubya: For a safe, secure, and resolute delusion

on the back DU: Rebelling against the Evil Bush Empire since 2001


If anyone has any experience with photoshop, something along the lines of the picuture here would be cool.

[tomreedtoon]

67. "Got Democracy? Not in America, you don't."

And beneath it, "Democracy is on back order. Expected delivery date January 2008."

[Reverend_Smitty]

68. Democratic Underground...Because dissent is patriotic

[Red State Prisoner]

69. Bush Lied? DU!

Stupid, but the best I could come up with right now.

[Talismom]

381. Not so stupid!

LOL I liked it!

[nytemare]

70. DU Veterans: Proudly serving since before Bush missed his flight physical

DU: Because Eagles fly much higher than chickenhawks.

[DistressedAmerican]

71. Democratic Underground: Where The "Elite" Meet To Beat Defeat!

[Radical Activist]

72. Get your ass online!

With a Democratic donkey graphic.

[Ladyhawk]

395. I LIKE! n/t

[barackmyworld]

73. [Joe] Biden My Time Until 2008

[Mutley]

76. If Liberalism is a mental disease then bring me a straight jacket!

[Donailin]

409. very clever

and something I have said quite a few times

[HamstersFromHell]

77. More (or less) ideas...

Over 200 Billion spent
and this is more armor than some of our troops have.
(DU logo on back)

Bush is going down faster than truck stop hooker.
Come watch his fall on DU.


patriot: n
1. Anyone who doesn't support a war based on lies
2. see Conyers, John
3. Most any member of DU.


Democratic Underground
More REAL intelligence than the CIA and FBI combined.


Democratic Underground
Because intellect breeds enlightment.


Democratic Underground
What happens when freepers grow a brain.


Democratic Underground
Sexier than Bush.
Smarter than Cheney.



Bush must sleep on his back,
because he's been fucking UP for years.

[Mugsy]

236. Better... Webster defines "Liberal"

Liberal – (adj) (1) Generous, open-minded. Not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy or intolerance. (2) Person who supports economic regulation to promote social justice and takes a progressive stance toward moral or cultural issues.

[tallahasseedem]

309. I love this one!

Democratic Underground
Because intellect breeds enlightment.

[Mutley]

78. DUpe!

and on the back.. www.democraticundergound.com

[Mutley]

79. Impeach W

[Kikosexy2]

80. "Feel the..

World is Screwed Up...vote out the Repugs in 2006!"

[Zomby Woof]

81. "Intellectual Property of Democratic Underground"

My pun on those popular shirts which say "Property of ______".

Since they are so widely used, I figure its copyright-proof.

And it plays up the intelligence factor of DUers. :-)

[Mutley]

82. In DU We Trust

[UCLA Dem]

83. DU: Because Life's too Short to Vote Republican

[Mutley]

86. Come to think of it, I'll have a DU.

With a picture of a mug of beer.

(From the Heineken commercials out of the 80s)

[nytemare]

87. A drawing of an apple tree with apples on the ground

around it. Then the phrase "Judge a tree by the fruit it bears"

on the apples: Social Security, Iraq, Corporate Corruption, Global warming, AWOL....etc.

[48pan]

89. I Hate Bush!

(no... not THAT bush... the President)

[Mutley]

100. right to the point!

:rofl:

[WillyT]

94. 'My Government Lies To Me'

:shrug:

[pstans]

95. If you want to drive a Hummer, join the Army

If you want to drive a Hummer, join the Army.
If you want to hear the truth, join the Democratic Underground.

[Maddy McCall]

102. OMG! I LOVE this one!

HAHAHA!

[XemaSab]

421. I like my sig

It works in two ways.

[nytemare]

97. DU: Because it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle

than for this donkey to ever become an elephant.

:)

[UCLA Dem]

98. I hear Iraq is nice this time of year.

On the back:

Do you DU?

www.democraticunderground.com

[Name removed]

99. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Shrubhater]

347. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

101. A pic of Bush in a Pirate's Hat and the caption

Let's Piratize Social Security (props to the DU'er who posted this months ago)

[mandomom]

103. DSM - It's the new pink

[mandomom]

105. Get yer redhot HCAMS here.

(HCAMS - high crimes and misdemeanors

[UCLA Dem]

106. Here's another:

Progression or Regression

New Age or Stone Age

Democrat or Republican

Is there any question?

[mandomom]

107. I can't find the truth, but I know it's DEEP down in my THROAT somewhere

[gollygee]

108. They can have my reproductive rights

When they pry them from my cold, dead uterus.

Also:

The Bill Of Rights
It's more than just the 2nd Amendment

[texas1928]

109. "Sex Threads Go Here"

[Radical Activist]

199. with an arrow pointing down to the crotch

hehe

[Strawman]

110. How about a nice cup of Sign YOUR Ass Up

Chicken Hawk Enlistment Officer

One could be on the front the other on the back or all on the front.

[smartvoter]

114. I like this.

[Mutley]

112. Top Ten Reasons To Join DU

(These are only in the order I thought of them, they could be numbered in any order, or if someone thinks of something else that should be on there, cool.)

10. Karl Rove
9. Tom Delay
8. Stem Cell Research
7. Abortion
6. Gay Marriage
5. Social Security
4. Supreme Court
3. Iraq
2. Cheney
1. Bush

[ConservativeDemocrat]

132. Self delete

[WilliamPitt]

113. Liberals Against Liberals Against Liberals

White shirt, black letters.

[ConservativeDemocrat]

119. Too true, Will

...but unlikely to be a popular slogan.

- C.D. Proud Member of the Reality Based Community

[WilliamPitt]

152. Parse it

You are a liberal who is against those liberals who attack other liberals.

It is a message we need to reinforce.

[tavalon]

250. You're a great writer Will

but you ain't no good at marketing.

[WilliamPitt]

280. Thus have I been told

*shrug*

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

115. "WANTED:Republican Pundit:

"Must be stupid, (pic of Sean Hannity)
arrogant, (pic of Rush Limbaugh)
and evil. (pic of Ann Coulter)
Experience/education/truth not necessary-will train.
Apply Karl Rove, 1600 Penn Ave. Wash DC 20020"

On back:
"Democratic Underground-combatting the poison of the right since 2001"
Then the DU logo.
OR, on back:
"Democratic Underground-Fighting the stupids since 2001"
Then the DU logo.

I know-it won't fly. But it would be nice...

[matcom]

117. VISUAL (Inspired by youspeakmylanguage)

[smartvoter]

118. Perfect. nt

[katty]

121. DU: America, One Day You'll Thank Us

[youspeakmylanguage]

128. matcom rocks! n/t

[CitySky]

120. Democratic Underground logo, and quote:

Loyalty to the country always.
Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
-Mark Twain

[MGKrebs]

122. "Are the adults in charge yet"?

Or:
DemocraticUnderground.com:
Because sometimes the inmates NEED to be running the asylum!

Or:
Learn the meaning of "civil disobedience"
at
DemocraticUnderground.com

Or:
Biparisanship: I'll hug your donkey if you kiss my ass!
(someone may own this one.)

Or:
- Huge deficits. Check.
- War. Check.
- Stagnant wages. Check.

Must be another Bush in charge.

[Zomby Woof]

123. DU is a WMD

"DU is a WMD (Weapon of Mass Dissent)"

[tavalon]

252. That's a very good one! n/t

[benny05]

339. I like that one too n/t

[Tsiyu]

124. Top Ten Reasons to Be a DUer

10. BUSH SUCKS
9. CHENEY SUCKS
8. RICE SUCKS
7. RUMSFIELD SUCKS
6. GONZALEZ SUCKS
5. FRIST SUCKS
4. DELAY SUCKS
3. SENSENBRENNER SUCKS
2. HANNITY SUCKS
1. DU ROCKS

[HEyHEY]

127. "My other president is sane"

[Guy Fawkes]

129. A Democrat, a Democrat, My kingdom for a Democrat!

[mzteris]

130. well - it's not sm@rt@ss, but

I DU,

do U?

[neuvocat]

131. Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!

Just kidding.

[ConservativeDemocrat]

133. To Go on the D.U. American Flag T-Shirt

1] (My favorite:)

We Don't Just Defend The Flag

We Keep It Worth Defending

(you can also substitute "Old Glory" for "The Flag",
and "Her" for "It")


2] (More confrontational:)

Washing Old Glory Of
Bush's Blood Soaked Lies


3] (Philosophical:)

You Don't Defend The Flag
By Torturing The Constitution


- C.D. Proud Member of the Reality Based Community

[Celeborn Skywalker]

264. I like those! (nt)

[tk2kewl]

473. good ones!

;) :thumbsup:

[Plaid Adder]

135. Bush & Cheney: Spending Money We Don't Have...

...To Protect Freedoms We've Destroyed From Weapons That Don't Exist

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[kittenpants]

190. sums it up perfectly--

except maybe "we've" should be "they've" since it would refer back to bush/cheney that way.

[MGKrebs]

302. Ohhh yes!

And I agree with kitten's suggestion.

[obxhead]

136. Bush makes Nixon look like he had a sole

[mpendragon]

137. my ideas

DU: Proudly Dismantling the Propaganda Catapult
DU: Often Misunderestimated Never Duplicated
DU: Still Working on a More Perfect Union
DU: Supporters of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness
DU: NeoCons Think We're Double Plus Un-Good

Liberals: Supporting Family Values Since the 40 Hour Work Week
Liberals: Supporting Working Americans Since Overtime Pay
Liberals: Supporting Seniors Since Social Security

DU: Dissent is a Patriot Act
DU: When Americans Deserve Better than Fixed-Facts

Remember that part of the Bible where Jesus lied and then had all those people killed? I don't either.

[Mugsy]

263. That's a keeper.

Mind if I swipe that last one?

"Remember that part of the Bible where Jesus lied and then had all those people killed? I don't either." :)

[mpendragon]

426. no problem

favorite philosopher my ass

[tk2kewl]

474. brilliant

[hippywife]

138. I like the idea someone had for a bumpersticker once...

"Focus on your own damn family!"

Don't know whose idea that was but I still love it!

[hippywife]

146. Seems there already is someone out there

with this slogan on buttons and tees. I just googled it.

[Cooley Hurd]

139. If you voted for Bush/Cheney...

You haven't been paying attention!
:thumbsup:

[tavalon]

254. Another fabulous one! n/t

[Mandate My Ass]

140. A few

Democratic Underground. Where a draft is a beer and a PATRIOT is not an act.

Didn't get the memo? The road to Downing Street goes through Democratic Underground.

Torture. There, I said it.

For us ladies: Privatize my uterus. The only improvement social security requires.

[PDittie]

487. "You can lead a horticulture

but you can't make her think." -- Dorothy Parker, who must've known someone like Jeff Gannon

Conservatives are pro-BIRTH
Progressives are pro-life.

[Javaman]

142. Front: Still glad you voted republican? Back: I Didn't think so.

[tavalon]

255. Excellent one! n/t

[Royaras]

388. I'd wear that one jogging in my neighborhood! n/t

[proud patriot]

428. Oh I like that one

:evilgrin:

[Guckert]

143. "DU, Party of real life"

[MidwestTransplant]

144. Attention Bush Voters: Ask me how to get a free enlistment form.

[UncleSepp]

145. Grass Roots Grow Underground - DemocraticUnderground.com

[Mutley]

147. Democratic Underground: If you posted here you'd be home by now.

[BreweryYardRat]

148. I think I've got a good one...

If humans didn't evolve from apes, why do we have a throwback in the White House?

[flvegan]

149. How about the beloved Homer Simpson quote:

"and if you get expelled from that school, then you're going to military school, where you'll be sent to the next war quagmire. What will it be next, North Korea, Iran, Who knows? Anything's possible with mr. Cuckoobananas in charge!" --Homer Simpson

This could be on the back, with the DemocraticUnderground.com on the front.

Probably get sued, though, right?

[flvegan]

151. How about this, for the troops

You know how concert t-shirts often have the dates/places of the tour on the back in a list format. How about a running tally, for each quarter or each month, of the number of troops that have been killed in the illegal war in Iraq. I think that would speak volumes to how the number has gone up and up and up, with no end in sight.

At the very bottom, it could say something like "When does it end?"

On the front, it could have the DU logo and underneath that it could say, "...because it takes more than a yellow ribbon magnet to support the troops."

[Kurovski]

153. DSM; the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Impeachment.

[N_James]

155. DU: The True Liberal Media Since 2001

Underneath: And damn proud of it!

[graywarrior]

156. A revised quote from John Locke, Philosopher

Revolution is not only a right but an obligation
democraticunderground.com

[IndyOp]

336. A take-off on graywarrior's idea...

Dissent is not only a right,
but an obligation.

DEMOCRATIC
UNDERGROUND.COM

I like graywarrior's slogan because it will direct new people to DU. While I like many of the slogans above, most won't direct new people to DU - including slogans that just use 'DU' or "DU.com". I also like co-opting the word "right."

I would hesitate to use "Revolution" - "Dissent" would deliver a similar message without allowing so many people to dismiss us out of hand.

:kick:

[graywarrior]

389. Cool, so I'll split the prize with you.

[IndyOp]

411. If "Dissent" wins the prize is yours...

All I did was change one word from your slogan.

I wonder when they will announce the winner ---

:kick:

[graywarrior]

433. I dunno, but I need some shirts.

I just donated all my hated clothes to Goodwill and I'm down to nothing.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

501. Let me adjust that a little:

[EstimatedProphet]

157. How about a pic of the moran?

On the back:
DU logo
We're not morans.

[Dr Fate]

158. Don't blame me, I voted for the smart guy.

n/t

[Kurovski]

159. Or

The Jeff Gannon Dating Game

Bastard #1 ?( pic of Bush's head)
Bastard #2 ?(pic of Rove's head)
or
Bastard #3 ?(pic of Cheney's head)

[Shrubhater]

162. DU: If I could change the world

Or: DU: If I could change the country

[politicaholic]

163. The Revolution Will Be Computerized - DU

:party: Wa-do I win?

[MarianJack]

164. Heres Mine!

DIEBOLD

Because Elections are
Too Important to be
Left To The Voters!

[Sydnie]

self delete - wrong place! n/t

[IChing]

165. My signature would make a good one

[FrankieWVU]

166. Republicans Hate America

Republicans Hate America

[MojoXN]

456. Dub V!

Nice to see another alumnus who's a DU'er! Good to see Morgantown still represents!

MojoXN

[rateyes]

167. Being fairly new to DU, this one is probably on a T...

but, how about:

Pro-War? Then Sign up or Shut up!

[amb123]

170. I've got a few . . .

No Freedom Without Church/State Separation!

USA. It's not just for White, Anglo-Saxon, Christian, Rich, Heterosexual, Males.

DemocraticUnderground.com - The No-Lie Zone.

Down with the Bushywhipped Press! (thank you, Jeff Bollerman!)

When the President lies, America dies!

Patriots for Truth.

If Jesus saves, then He'd better save Himself, from the Gory, Glory Seekers, who use His Name in death. - "Hymn 43" by Jethro Tull

:patriot:

[Taxloss]

171. DU: Making sarcasm a foreign policy.

eom

[EFerrari]

215. LOL! n/t

[Condor]

172. A couple:

"Sanity in exile."

"Conscience Headquarters."

"Still not believing the lies."

"Disinformation Uncovered."

"Runaway brides are not important."

"Not Texas or Kansas."

"Outsourcing journalists."/ "Journalism Outsourced." (not sure which one sounds better).

"How many soldiers were killed in Iraq during the Michael Jackson trial?"

"Not covering TomKat."

Getting a bit tired, so last one: "Still no corporate donations."

[rateyes]

173. Follow Jesus! Vote Democrat!

[mikelgb]

174. DID YOU DET THE MEMO?

i want a shirt that says "DID YOU GET THE MEMO?" on front and maybe a few choice quotes from the DSM on the back...

[DeLayLandDem]

222. Memo? What memo, old chap?

:sarcasm:

[bornagainhuman]

468. welome

[rateyes]

175. DU

Working underground to try and "fix" Republican intelligence!

[rateyes]

176. Or..

L.imbaugh
I.nstitue for
A.dvanced
R.epublican
S.tudies

[HEyHEY]

177. "Party at hedges'!"

[Magrittes Pipe]

181. Blast!

x(

[rateyes]

178. Last one, I promise

If you can read this, thank a Democrat!

[rateyes]

179. OK, I lied, this is absolutely my last one..

"We have met the enemy, and he is Bush!"

[Hissyspit]

201. Self-Delete

[Robb]

180. America: Love it or leave it to Bush

....second choice: "Pickles is a Dingbat." :P

[Sydnie]

183. I suggest my a version of my sig graphic

A lovely picture of a weed plant (even a poison ivy plant would do), with the saying "We're Not Special But, We're Everywhere." Or "DU, Coming to the grassroots near you!"

[MichiganVote]

184. Here's mine

DU
Democratic Underground
======================
VOTE 2006:dem:

[Bravo411]

185. I've got these shirts for sale on my Blog ... Pick one.

I'm Proud To Be A Thought Criminal


Blood It's The New Oil


I used to be a liberal
But thanks to the Patriot Act
I've now been labled a terrorist.


I went to Abu Ghraib
and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
two broken ribs, beaten, starved, tortured, and raped.


Bush Bomb - Christfish Bomb Design


WWBD? - What Would Bush Do? Christfish Bomb Design.

[deadparrot]

186. One website, under surveillance.

Or somehow incorporate Eisenhower's quote about Texas oil millionaires wanting to abolish SS, etc.

[displacedtexan]

403. That's great, deadparrot!

IMHO, yours is the best!

[deadparrot]

422. Thanks, dt!

:hi:

[NoSheep]

187. We Plan to Be Here Awhile - OR - We Are NOT Assimilating

:bounce:

[izzybeans]

188. "Yes! Freedom Fries DO come with this shake"

"Transgressing your boundaries one post at a time"
"I'll show you my inbox, if you show my your's"
"Got any questions?"
"File this one under: THAT'S FUCKED!"
"Monkey's see and Monkey's do. When you see evil you better damned do something. Shouldn't you? SHOULDN'T YOU!"
"My Post count is bigger than your post count, I've got more posts than a post convention, sing it" inspired by McClusky's "My love is bigger than your love"
"Democratic Underground: Emerging from the catacombs"
related to above "Cyber-revolutionaries: coming to a cubicle near you"
"Power speaks for no one, DU speaks for me"
"I'm running out of steam, I can't sustain the riff, oh fuck it. Bush Sucks!"

And one I'm apprehensive about: "Turn your oppression into an obsession" (in a happy sort of way of course)

[graywarrior]

189. Blue Nation, UnderGround

Democratic Underground

[noamnety]

191. It CAN'T Be Torture - They Get Two Vegetables.

(other side)

Guantanamo Bay
World Famous Chicken Dinners

[Turn CO Blue]

230. LOL!

[Sydnie]

235. Fern, that's just beautiful!

How about -- They get two fruits (on the front) and we get two vegetables (blivet** and cheney) on the back.

Your idea is wonderful! I like it.

[Mugsy]

269. Simpler: "Rice pilaf = No torture"

This is simpler:

"Rice pilaf = No torture".


Or

"Remember, the most luxurious prison in the world is still a prison."

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

192. With friends like Bush, who needs enemas? N/T

DBDB

[AmBlue]

229. OMG... I just sprayed my keyboard

now that's funny!

[GOPBasher]

459. Hahahahahahahaha

LMFAO! :rofl:

[HeeBGBz]

194. DU - because I always wanted to be on the no-fly list

eom

[qnr]

270. heheheh n/t

[zann725]

195. "Because Truth Matters..." (front of shirt)...

"Just D.U. It!" (back of shirt)

(with D.U.'s web address listed front AND back BELOW each slogan.)

[rocktivity]

196. IMPEACH THE SON-OF-A-BUSH!!!

:headbang:
rocknation

[Sydnie]

197. Here's one for you Skinner

:hi: :loveya:

[Hissyspit]

218. Sigh. I wish I get that joke everytime it shows up.

It's a good one though. Swedish Fish. Just wish I got it.

[Sydnie]

228. Did you miss Skinner handing out candy at Easter?

He had other candy at first, but at the end, he only had fish left. Oh how I miss the ATA forum, don't you?

[Hissyspit]

243. Yes I did! Thank you Syndie! (I was playing dominoes that day...)

[PartyPooper]

198. Jesus was a liberal. Honest & truthful Biblical scholars vote Democratic.

ALWAYS!

O8)

[Hissyspit]

200. "Our Country Is Being Run By Shitheads"

O.K. So it's not very clever... But that's the way I feel at this moment.

[Hissyspit]

202. "Iraq: Serving All Your Vietnam Nostalgia Needs Since 2003"

[LeftyMom]

203. here's mine

I want YOU to question Bush's lies! democraticunderground.com
(with Uncle Sam- he's not copywrited, right???)

[Floogeldy]

204. I always thought an artist's rendition of the top of this . . .

. . . stop sign would be cool.

[mandomom]

205. Yes, Mr. CuckooBananas, there IS a memo.

[xultar]

207. I love this one!

[xultar]

208. Here's another...

It says on the top...if you don't want this

you need DemocraticUnderground.com

[Kadie]

232. LOL

:rofl:

[golfmonkey]

209. "Saving America from Stupidity, one Republican at a Time..."

Signature line from a buddy of mine, Vince at Democrats.com.

[smoogatz]

210. I Voted for George W Bush

Boy, Do I Feel Stupid

or, alternately:

Am I Stupid, Or What?

[DeLayLandDem]

217. How 'bout...

Voted for Dubya? Wha???
:crazy:

[Zomby Woof]

211. If You Can Read This...

You're Not A Conservative!

[crabstoned]

213. I should have voted for the other C student.

I did, actually.
:toast:

[Hissyspit]

214. This one should be in Webster's Dictionary-type text:

"F**king Clue: (fuh-keeng kloo') n. {ME. <L. < Gr. moranikos} 1. What George W. Bush Doesn't Seem To Possess" SYN. See idiocracy


VARIATIONS:

"F**king Clue: (fuh-keeng kloo') n. What 42% of Americans Don't Seem To Possess"

"F**king Clue: (fuh-keeng kloo') n. What The Bush Administration Doesn't Seem To Possess"

"F**king Clue: (fuh-keeng kloo') n. What Republicans Don't Seem To Possess"


Etc.

[johnnypneumatic]

216. Visit Six Flags Guantanamo

Visit Six Flags Guantanamo
Try the Orange Chicken Happy meal(comes with 2 veggies).
Ride the New Xtreme Rides:
The Scream, the Shocker, the Smasher, the Flusher, the Thrill Shot

[johnnypneumatic]

221. a few more

A few rotten apples (bush cheney rumsfeld etc) can ruin the whole country.

America: It's not just for republicans anymore.
DU: It's not just for democrats anymore. Join us.

America is not a "Christians only" club.

Napalm does not encourage democracy.

Join the Rebel Alliance before the last remnants of the Old Republic are swept away by the Empire.

[johnnypneumatic]

223. telling the truth

Telling the truth is not a security breach.
The truth is a matter of national security.

America will be safer with /saddam/ Bush out of power.

Sociopaths do it for oil.

[johnnypneumatic]

225. We have dark sarcasm :)

We don't need no edumacation
We don't need no thought control.
We have dark sarcasm :)
And leave my kids alone.

[tuvor]

219. America, this ain't profound:

We're not being led, we're being jerked around.

[EFerrari]

220. DU / know what you're missing? n/t

[Turn CO Blue]

224. Republicans: DU will fuck your shit up

or

Freepers: DU will fuck your shit up

or

(or spell DU out in logo form)

Republicans: DemocraticUnderground will fuck your shit up!

major props to this thread by Capn Sunshine:
"Howard Dean will fuck your shit up"
<http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1848027&mesg_id=1848027>

-----
tcb

[johnnypneumatic]

227. All Lies!

If it's all lies in his speech, you must impeach!

[johnnypneumatic]

231. and my favorite

(picture of the Abu Graib guy in the black robe wired)

No more wired hangers!


or
No more shocked jocks

[Mugsy]

226. I belong to the GOP... We IMPEACH liars, remember???

Slogan painted on a friends' pickup truck:

"I belong to the GOP... We IMPEACH liars, remember???"

[tavalon]

260. Was that a reference to

Clinton or to the liar-in chief who currently occupies the Oval Office?

[tk2kewl]

478. seems to be both, i think

[AmBlue]

233. I believe in Moonbats... DU?? n/t

[Up2Late]

234. Democratic Underground: Hey! It's better than Surfing Porn!

I have a few I just thought up, so tell me if any of these are good. Their's a theme here, can you guess what it is?


--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Democratic Underground:
98.5% Educational*
0.00% Porn
*well, you can alway find something
fun in the DU Lounge

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

My Child spends his
free time on
Democratic Underground,
While your Child is Surfing Porn

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Spend less time surfing Porn!
Join Democratic Underground

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Scientists say:
Democratic Underground is
Healthier than Surfing Porn!

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Or something like that.:evilgrin:

[Mugsy]

237. Has this been done? "No One Died When Clinton Lied."

Has this been done?

"No One Died When Clinton Lied."

[JVS]

238. Who farted?

[johnnypneumatic]

247. No disassemble

Bush dissembles, and America disassembles.

[keithjx]

240. I just have one request, Skinner!

Regardless of the snappy choices you make, could you please put the DU logo on the shirt somewhere. My fiancee and I each have a shirt (she=separation of church and hate; me=suspect #50million) but the DU logo isn't on there, and every time someone says "Hey, I like the shirt" (which happens here in Montana more than you'd think), I have to explain where I got it. It'd be so much easier (and probably make more of an impact) if I could just show them the logo.

So maybe on the front of the shirt down by the waist line or on the back between the shoulders.

Just my .02
Thanks for all you guys do-
KJ

[dooner]

241. You Heard It Here First - Democraticunderground.com n/t

[Mythsaje]

242. A few ideas

1. DU--the antidote to political confusion."

2. "Voting Republican means you're either complicit or complacent."

3.

Elephant (need the Republican symbol here) --"a large, voracious animal known for going on wild rampages.

:dem: --"a canny beast not easily pushed around."

or (You'll have to pardon me for this one-a friend and I dreamt this one up after a three-day road trip).

"90s High School Survivor."

A couple more

"Hey, don't blame me--I voted for the OTHER GUY."

"To think like a Republican requires brain damage I don't have."

Front of shirt

"I voted for a Republican"

Back of Shirt

"I had to. He had a gun to my head."

[donato]

244. "Republicans Are A White Christian Group"

Did anyone post that yet? Thanks Howard!

[pinto]

246. Bush : Oedipus Wrecked

[ncrainbowgrrl]

458. rofl.

Quite a nice option there!

[nevergiveup]

248. A rolling Democrat

gathers no moss............or maybe "A rolling stoned Democrat gathers no moss" :)

[johnnypneumatic]

249. Bush: pissin on my values

Bush: Pissing into the wind

[LynneSin]

251. How about "Another DUer for John Conyers"

I really would love a Tee-shirt to show our support for all the Hard work that he's been doing!

[deadparrot]

253. Another idea...

Going along with the computer theme...

[otohara]

256. Support Our Oops!

courtesy of my friend Tommy....

Never mind, it's been done - http://www.cafepress.com/supportouroops

[Schema Thing]

257. It probably needs a little design tweaking

[AmBlue]

310. That's very good!

As far as the tweaking goes: How about a red asterisk next to DU, then put "*DemocraticUnderground.com" in smaller letters below AMERICA. (Also, America needs a question mark...)

Ever the editor, I am.... I'd buy it!!!

[Schema Thing]

333. Thanks, I'll print one right up! ;-)

[qnr]

259. DU: Showing FReepers what to oppose for most of the millenium

Thanks to that poll a while back :)

[jobycom]

261. It wasn't a tax cut, it was a loan.

[jobycom]

262. Bush Lied. To All of Us.

[DearAbby]

271. Being Democrat = Not having to say you're sorry

Being Democrat = Not having to say you're sorry
:evilgrin:




XL please

[dooner]

265. Fellow Wingnuts DUnite!

[dooner]

266. DUnite!

[AndyTiedye]

272. IT'S GETTIN' DRAFTY! CLOSE THE WAR!

[libodem]

273. use my signature line

with a picture of the chimp and all the oil logos over the brand names....freepers would buy them too because they believe the sarcasm

[skids]

274. "Don't just sit there, DU something."

Whichever one you choose, make sure to put "democraticunderground.com"
in big letters. More DUers is always a good thing.

`grats to the new mods. Thanks to the vets, and to the sysadmins.

:bounce:

Oh, and on edit -- speaking of URLs, have you guys talked to the squatter that has du.com? They might not turn out to be total dirtbags if you lay it on thick.

[electricray]

275. "Liar, Liar, Why the F**k is Iraq on fire?"

Perhaps there could be a pic of a Pinnochified Bush underneath?

[tdr]

276. Everybody has one!

Everybody has one!

[IndyOp]

337. Welcome to DU - tdr...

:hi:

What does you pic and slogan mean?

[tdr]

437. Glad to be here. Thanks.

Well you know what people say, ‘Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.’.

Well, we have one. :hi:

[tk2kewl]

479. i think it's the old saying...

excuses are like something that everyone has and they all stink

[EC]

277. Front: Whenever Freedoms were surpressed

There has been an Underground

Back: Democraticunderground.com is here THIS TIME

[texas1928]

281. Front: "JimmyJazz made me post it."

Back: Now I can not be a moderator.

[struggle4progress]

282. Sit 'em in the dock at The Hague.

[Dangerously Amused]

283. ...

DU: Fighting War Criminals Since 2001.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

284. "I'll Ride the Elephant if you Kiss my Ass"

:dem:

[Dangerously Amused]

285. ...

Bush War Math:

100% of Iraqis are Enemies
+
49% of American Soldiers are Democrats
-----
= Bush: The only president to kill 149% of his enemies.

[Dangerously Amused]

359. On second thought...

A better idea.


Bush War Math:

100% of Iraqis are Enemies
+
49% of American Soldiers are Democrats
-----
= Bush: The only president whose war dead include 149% of his enemies.

[Dangerously Amused]

286. ...

I would also like to see a yellow ribbon sticker/magnet that says, instead of "Support Our Troops," "Impeach Our President" ... in that same lovely script they use.

[Dangerously Amused]

287. ...

Oh! And I would also like to see a nice color close-up photo of the "poo flag" in action.

My hat is off to the guy who thought of that: Elegant in its simplicity, highly doo-able (sorry) for the masses, pithy, yet funny as hell. It's genius. Genius, I say!

BTW, sorry for posting one idea at a time... it's really not a conspiracy to get my post total up... just that the ideas trickle in a lot more slowly than they used to these days.

[TransitJohn]

288. Social Security is for grandmothers, not for Halliburton.

eom

[sharman]

289. My country went to war

And all I got was

1700+ killed
12,000+ wounded
$300 billion debt
Terrorism at all-time high

Might be fun to have the list go on and on, in shrinking text

[Algomas]

291. If you don't question this man's lies...

If you don't question this man's lies...
(bold text over Bu$h mugshot)
...I blame you for all who die.

[Dangerously Amused]

292. ...

OKay! Okay! Geez hey, I'm sorry! But I got one more...



D on’t
U nderestimate
...................DU


I would make all the "D"s and "U"s red, the rest of the type black, and the bottom "DU" much bigger for graphic effect. Then just put "democraticunderground.com" on the back.

Oh, and originally I didn't have all the periods leading up to the 2nd "DU" there, but if I don't put them there the text snaps back to the left margin and it ends up saying "DUD" vertically... *** WHICH I WAS TRYING TO AVOID*** ...

I actually have this design completed in my Mac Adobe Illustrator, but... uh... I can't figure out how to work the upload thingy (read, "is marginally computer literate.") Doh!

[CoffeeCat]

293. Ideas...

---Do you DU?

--I'm plenty SHOCKED...still waiting for the AWE."

--Democratic Underground: Saving America One Thread at a Time

Wanted Dead or Alive: Misunderestimated gynecologists who practice their love on women while catapulting propaganda on the Internets.

[flordehinojos]

294. "W'

W

the man who comes
directly to you, in descending order, from the bowels of
the 1918 Director of War Industries Board
(Samuel Bush)

and

Ambitious, Liar, Self-Proclaimed, self-discredited WWI War Hero, & known Hitler banker
(Prescott Bush)

and

CIA, leave no trace, career climber up the family's connections ladder,
(George Herbert Walker Bush)

comes



war lover, munitions & oil worshipper, ambitious liar

W

installed White House
Resident

[secretpoet]

295. The White House is a Den of Thieves

They Stole The Country.
Let's DU something
(DU logo)

(faded list of things stolen: civil liberties, votes, peace; i.e., anything that they lied about to get accomplished.)

---

What is it about the Right Wing that makes Jesus into a war-monger?

[Stockholm]

298. DU: Disassembling Republican Policies

[magnetickid]

299. T Shirt Slogan Contest Entry

Death, Destruction, No Pension, and Rice Pilaf
Available Now at the Nearest GOP Torture Chamber

**Note** Place picture of "Asses of Evil" in
chef hats below slogan


Democrats are not donkey brains ! They are just
SMART ASSES !

[IndyOp]

338. Welcome to DU - magnetickid

:hi:

I love the image of the asses of evil in chef hats!

:rofl:

[Squeech]

300. Picture of Benjamin Franklin

(maybe the graphic from the $100 bill) and this quote:

"A republic, if you can keep it."

If that's too subtle, then photoshop the old parchment Constitution in the background.

[Hailtothechimp]

303. OPERATION IQNORE

The "q" calls to mind Iraq (or at least it does for me). Put the stars and stripes in the lettering, and surround it with images (or at least the names of) the following: Terri Schiavo, the Runaway Bride, Michael Jackson, Aruba, Laci Peterson, etc.

[tofubo]

304. what is DU ??

what is DU ??

thoughtful discussion on pertinent topics of the day relevant to the concerns of the american community

OR

military ordinance, that negatively affects both the gunner and the gunnee, spreading freedom radioactively

[hyphenate]

305. How about

DU: Internet free America
______________________________________

DU: Radio Free Europe helped free our Russian cousins,
now it is time to free ourselves.

_____________________________________________

Who ya gonna call? Bush-busters!
(done with an appropriate picture of regime with red circle and slash)
_______________________________________

[muchacho]

306. Impeachment...it's not just for Democrats anymore.

[snippy]

307. HE'S LYING AGAIN

[AmBlue]

311. Here's one...

DemocraticUnderground.com

Nothing else will DU.

[struggle4progress]

312. Jail The Ownership Society. eom

[Mark E. Smith]

313. Being American Does Not Mean Being An Apologist For Torture

Being American Does Not Mean
Being An Apologist For Torture

But Being A Bush Supporter Does.

[struggle4progress]

314. Tell King George We Aren't Interested. eom

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

317. "DU: Busting Freepers since 2001."

"NO FREEPERS ALLOWED"

"DU: Bringing BACK Democracy to the US"

"DU: KEEPING FREE SPEECH FREE"

"DU: One Step Ahead of the MSM"

"DU: One Step Ahead of the Mainstream Media"

"DU: PROUD TO BE ON GOVT. WATCH LIST"

"LIKE BUSH, REPUBLICANS DO 'BLOW'"

"KNOW TRUTH, KNOW JUSTICE, NO TRUTH, NO JUSTICE"

[UrbScotty]

316. Are you pro-life? Vote Democrat. (nt)

[benny05]

340. Or Pro-Family, vote Democratic

[Dangerously Amused]

318. ...

1) DU: Spot On.



2) President Bush sent our soldiers to war, and all they got was a lousy benefit cut.

[peekaloo]

319. Support the separation of Church and Persistent Vegetative State!

[Endangered Specie]

376. likes that one

:)

[Dangerously Amused]

320. ...

Jesus said I should tell you
to check out this website:

democraticunderground.com.

[mermaid]

321. Iraq Is Arabic For "Vietnam!!"

my suggestion

[mermaid]

322. How About This?

A picture of Teresa Heinz Kerry on one side...and "Shove It!" in all five languages she is fluent in, on the other.

[JohnnyCougar]

323. George W. Bush:

Front:
Turning Iraq into America...
{w/ pictures of war planes}

Back:
...and America into Iraq
{w/ picture of PATRIOT Act & Gitmo}

[GOPBasher]

460. I love that!

:thumbsup:

[Reverend_Smitty]

324. Democraticunderground.com: The best site on the internets

forgive me if someone posted this already...there were too many to look through

[leftofthedial]

325. Republicans = Class Warfare

Republicans = Class Warfare

DU = Class Act

with a photo of a bread line

of a graph of the rising number of those not working

or other symbolic representation of their destruction of the middle and working classes.

[stubtoe]

326. See avatar for slogan submission

(hell, I won't be truly happy till I get his ass on a platter)

[Mark E. Smith]

327. Shouldn't Any Patriot Hate Bush For All The Harm He Has Caused America?

[flordehinojos]

328. 'W' - t-shirt submission ammended ....

W

W's itenerary to the White House through the generations.
Direct from the House of Bush:

. 1918 Samuel Prescott, railroadman, is appointed Director of War Industries Board through connections with Rockefeller and Remington houses= people in the bank and war industries

. Prescott Bush: Liar, ambitious & self proclaimed WWI war hero, shamed into admitting he is no war hero. Career climber. Hitler banker. Business was closed in 1942 by the U.S.A under the Trading With the Enemy Act.

George Herbert Walker "Poppy" Bush. Career Climber. Slithers up in name, recognition and power through the family's Connection Ladder. Reportedly exagerates shoot down of his plane, the Barbara II, over Chichi Jima on 9/2/44.

"W". War loving son of Poppy, munitions worshipper, ambitious liar. fascist corporatist. elections thief. puppet on a string.

[yy4me]

329. Big bold letters

IDODU
DOYOU?


Of course, DU should be in blue.

[Dangerously Amused]

357. I like it!

I would modify it slightly though, to:

I DU, DO U?

[benny05]

439. cute!

[adnelson60087]

334. Do Republicans Love America, or simply their Party? Impeachment. NOW.

[Sydnie]

335. For the recruiters

No Child Left Behind =
No Child Left ... At All

Curb Military Recruiters Now

[SalmonChantedEvening]

341. Get This Monkey Off Our Backs! Impeach Now!

:dem:

[mrmeadows]

342. Simple, yet. . .

How about a black-and-white picture of George W. Bush's ugly mug with these words stamped across it in black:

"I WANT ANSWERS."

Meadows

[ncrainbowgrrl]

385. Hi mrmeadows!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[mrmeadows]

435. Hello, All!

Just joined up on the DU boards. I probably won't post much, but I'm interested to see what other people are thinking and feeling out there this many months after such a horrid election...


...and it looks like we're still fired up! Good sign!

Meadows

[Democracy White]

345. How about this one?

With these columns side by side on the front:
LIBERAL JESUS:
Kind
Caring
Inclusive
Pascifist
Intelligent


REPUBLICAN JESUS:
Mean
Spiteful
Exclusive
Warmonger
Moron

Which would you pick?

Then have the Democratic Underground logo on the back:
Your daily dose of politics, religion and other liberal issues.

Or:

Democratic Underground:
The Light at the End of the Tunnel.

Or:
Democratic Underground:
The Light in A World of Darkness.

I know they aren't exactly snappy but this is the best I can do.

Dee

[Tommymac]

349. Shake Ya Tailfeathers!

........DU

"Shake Ya Tailfeathers"


Note: image is example peace dove only...

[benny05]

352. and Mitch Ryder too!

LOL

[Catchawave]

350. "Objects in the DU are closer than they appear."

also,

"...another bleeding heart DU liberal,
at least I HAVE a heart"

[benny05]

351. I can spot a JRE fan

As Chris posted it as one of the threads on JRE's presidential blog last year during the primaries...

[Catchawave]

360. Yes, that was JRE's comment after placing a close second

to Kerry in one of the primaries! Though I don't think he mentioned "DU"....LOL.

[tea and oranges]

353. Tee

The Constitution
Let's Keep It!

Vote Democrat 2006

[Initech]

354. Here's mine

It would look kind of like this poster:



Except the guy would be holding a copy of the Constitution and it would read:

"Republicanism - Hey, it beats thinking!"

[Jeremy Stevens]

410. Bush: Helping Corporate Interests Screw America since 2001!

How about keeping everything graphically the same;

Beer becomes Bush, and the face changes to resemble W.

Bush: Helping Corporate Interests Screw America since 2001!

or even;

Brain Damage (from twenty years of beer bongs)

It Really Is Permanent!

[Initech]

503. Here's some more I've come up with

How about:

Fundamentalism (the face would be changed to that of Pat Robertson)

Putting the fear of god into Americans since 1791!

Or

The War (picture would be of an explosion)

It really isnt good for anything! (to paraphrase a popular song)

Or

BIG OIL (picture would be of a gas station)

We run the country so you dont have to!

[Jamastiene]

355. Here's one:

DU:
Translating Double Speak into the Truth for xxx years now. Come join us.

or:
If the cowboy and his padres aren't making sense to you, you just might be a DU'er.

[struggle4progress]

356. Bush & Sons Wrecking Company -- Your grandkids can pay our bill!

[MrScorpio]

358. "This Is Your Brain." (Front)

(Back)
"This Is Your Brain On Republicanism..."

"ANY QUESTIONS?"

[Dangerously Amused]

362. Nice idea!

It WOULD be cool to see the heading, "The many faces of George W. Bush" followed by a grid of maybe twenty or so 2" x 2" photos of the stupid faces he makes. There are some other really good shots, for example, in "Bushisms."

[Dangerously Amused]

361. ...

DU: Pulling the Ace of Truth from a Pack of Lies.

[IndyOp]

364. Visual from another DU thread... SAYS IT ALL!

Cheney finally proves Iraq/Al-Qaeda link:
<http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3891776>

:kick:
:kick:
:kick:
:kick:
:kick:

[EFerrari]

365. We're the patriots, they're the kleptos.

lol -- read on fric's thread when he was trying to get thankyoupatriot.com up last Jan. Mine, but inspired by garybeck.

[frictionlessO]

368. You crack me the hell up!! I'd love to see that on a shirt though!!

[EFerrari]

369. PM me an addy, I'll make you one.

:rofl:

[frictionlessO]

371. Oooooo you got my hopes all up!!

LOL you're in quite the trickster mood today aren't ya!?
:dilemma: :rofl:

[EFerrari]

372. All you need is a MAC, some transfer paper, a printer and an iron.

Do it all the time.

There are people walking around SF with my shirts "YOU elected Bush / Enjoy your fascist regime!"

Best revenge is living well, indeed. :)

[Sean Reynolds]

366. DU: So good it makes you wanna slap your momma!

[MojoXN]

367. Mine is...

On the front, "Yes, I AM a Democrat."

On the back, "Yes, that DOES make me better than you."

Nothing like being direct...

MojoXN

[struggle4progress]

373. Torture is unAmerican

[Endangered Specie]

377. I forgot who posted the thead but...

I remember the post:

"Dear Koran,

I know exactly how you feel

yours truly.

-The US constitution"

I cant remember who came up with this... though :(

[Endangered Specie]

379. Republicans aren't the first to claim to have God on their side...

[Dangerously Amused]

414. Awesome graphic!

That... just the seal part, nice and big... would look AWESOME on a black T-shirt!

[TroubleMan]

382. "I DU."

Don't know if anybody's said that before, but it's short and simple....plus I'm drinking so I can't come up with anything better.

[Ladyhawk]

396. I DU...do you? n/t

[Endangered Specie]

417. I DU, DU you?

[Catchawave]

383. Democratic Underground.com..........

....the furthest you can get away from the Bush Administration without leaving the country!

(from a response I made to another thread explaining why I was DU addicted and thought that would look good on a shirt!)

[Ellen Rose]

386. Wipe your mouth.......

Picture of Bush with a napkin.

"Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips."

[femrap]

387. T-shirt Contest

JOIN REP. CONYERS IN THE BASEMENT FOR IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS
Go To DemocraticUnderground.com
FOR THE TRUTH

OR

Join Rep. Conyers downstairs in the Capitol for IMPEACHMENT Hearings
Go To DemocraticUnderground.com
The Beginning of W's End

OR

Go Underground with Rep. Conyers to learn the TRUTH about DSM!
Impeachment Hearings to Follow!
Join Conyers at DemocraticUndergroud.com
Where Truth Will Set US Free!

OR

Friendly Fascism....For Those Moments When Compassionate Conservatism
Just Isn't Enough
Go To DemocraticUnderground.com
Where TRUTH Will Set US Free!

They need work....

[Senior citizen]

390. Here's one:

DU YOU
GET IT YET?
democraticunderground.com



I have it on my desktop with big bold letters centered so the top two lines are almost as wide as the bottom one, but don't know how to paste them here. Somebody?

[Betsy Ross]

391. "What part of

high crimes and misdemeanors don't you understand?"

[Mythsaje]

392. Got another

One word...

"Revolutionary."

[pamela]

393. Want some freedom fries with that crow? n/t

[Wizard777]

397. The Iraq National Anthem

We gave Proof through out Bush's terms that the WMD's weren't there. O' say have you seen those WMD's? O' Yeah! Now we're the land of the free and the home of Big Oil's slaves.

By, A. POW II

[Carolab]

398. I am the media. Ask me anything. n/t

[Carolab]

399. Or

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." -Benjamin Franklin

"It's hard work."--George W. Bush

[PittPoliSci]

495. LOL!

That's a great fucking one!!!

[SaveAmerica]

400. New Wing at Gitmo: $30 Million

Filling it up with BushCo: Priceless

[mermaid]

470. OMFG!!!

I LOVE this one!!

I'D buy this shirt! Even over the two I submitted for this contest!

[SaveAmerica]

481. Thanks, I didn't think it'd get read way down at #400

[B Calm]

401. Shoot Yourself in the Foot, Vote Republican!

[B Calm]

402. Masochists Vote Republican

[2stolenelections]

405. Better yet: Assholes Vote Republican

or,

"It's not the people who vote that counts. It's the people who count the votes." - Joseph Stalin

[GalleryGod]

406. An oldie but goodie from 1968:

KEEP THE FAITH,BABY !!!:hippie:

[Jeremy Stevens]

412. The True Cost of Oil.

This Idea is one that could be updated every month:

(First, there would be a graphic of an oil barrel, like some pie chart from USA Today.)

Then there'd be the current cost per barrel (all example numbers)

$55.82

also the cumulative cost of the war;

$230 billion. (maybe even a bit of math showing this number divided by the total number of barrels produced during the war.)

also the cost of the personal armor/ flak jackets/ helmets/ etc. being passed directly to soldiers currently being deployed.

$600.

Versus

current cost of soldiers deaths and injuries

Deaths: 1372. Injuries: 13,487.

and also a casualty list of Iraqis to date as well

130,000.

On the back, besides a democraticunderground.com logo, you could also site whatever resources used to obtain the monthly statistics.

[Heidi]

413. Humbly submitted: "We the people . . . "

Front:


We the people,
in order to form a more perfect union:


Back:
www.democraticunderground.com


(The original watercolor by me is in a private collection in Nebraska, but I retain rights to reprint and relicense, and to transfer those rights at my own discretion. :) )

[ms liberty]

442. I like this and the watercolor is beyond gorgeous n/t

[Heidi]

455. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[MellowOne]

415. How About

"DU: A gathering place for a reality check" on front

"What part of the lies don't you understand?" on the back

[MellowOne]

418. or

"DU Need an reality check?...go underground" on front

"What part of BUSH LIED don't you understand?" on back

or

"What part of NO WMD don't you understand?" on back

[rustydog]

416. Image of helmet atop rifle stuck in the ground

Message: "Over 1700 Americans died for a lie
Get us out of Iraq. NOW"

[graywarrior]

420. I'm getting wise ass on father's day

Clinton Got a Blow Job
America Got Fucked
Impeach the Chimp
Democratic Underground

[pilgrimsoul]

424. Journalism NOT Jingoism

Bring TRUTH back to the media!

[graywarrior]

432. Chauvinistic patriotism

[MellowOne]

425. A few more

"Whose bed have Bush's boots been under?" on front

"Haliburton, Enron, Exxon...." on back



"Heard Bush's #1 hit song?" on front

"Looking for WMD In All The Wrong Places" on back


"Bush Lied, Thousands Died" on front

"The High Cost of Low Living" on back


"DU: Grassroots effort to trample a Bush" on front

"One of these days our boots are going to stomp all over you" on back

[MellowOne]

453. Also

"All Bush's exes live in Texas" on front

"Enron, Haliburton, Exxon" on back

[goodboy]

427. A Liberal is a Conservative with a Conscience (nt)

[wideopen]

464. I love it!!!!

[goodboy]

471. thanks! (nt)

[proud patriot]

429. Front: "Blogger boot camp" Back: DU logo

[benny05]

440. also good

[stuarttman63]

430. DU T-shirt Contest: Cons into Convicts

How about this: Democratic Underground: Turning neo-CONs and CONservatives into CONvicts since 2001

[Dangerously Amused]

431. ...

The Bush Administration:
Where the truth hurts
...and the lies kill.

[heroTop]

436. "God, Forgive America"

I made a bumpersticker with this an hour after Kerry conceeded the election:

"God, Forgive America."

That was my original intention but it has become so much more now.

I have since had giant trucks swerve at me, people flip me off and others accost me at the store when getting out of my vehicle. My stock response to the "What the hell is that supposed to mean!?" question I get is: "Who would Jesus bomb?".

This reaaaallly pisses off fundies, neo-cons and war mongers alike. The best part is that I myself am a member of an multi-ethinic Lutheran "eva" church, but that is a whooooooole other rant. Suffice it to say, I don't know a single person who voted for Bush, owns a gun or hates gays. In fact, we are in trouble with the "larger church" for openly welcoming all walks of life. But I digress....

You want to piss off a fanatical fundie waiting for the rapture in his bombshelter with his M-16? Wear a shirt that says:

"God, Forgive America."

[Che_Nuevara]

438. either front/back or side-by-side

"Peace and Security"



"Homeland Security"



Those aren't the best images out there, but they're the best I could find. Anyone want to suggest better ones? (Fall of Rome and GOP Protests, naturally)

[ms liberty]

443. Okay, here's one

on the front
THE PROOF IS OUT THERE...
(pic of dumbya here)
THIS MAN LIED TO YOU
on the back
WE TOLD YOU SO - JOIN US AT DU
democraticunderground.com
or
WE READ THE MEMOS - JOIN US AT DU

another:

I didn't drink the koolaid
I'm too poor for the tax cut
But I'm part of the vast left wing conspiracy at DU

[proiowadem]

444. "What would you DU if the man were after you?"

Thats the front with a picture of a secret service guy and on the back "democraticunderground.com"

or...

the front has a big picture of bush with big bold red letters at the top "INNOCENT..." and on bottom "Until Proven Guilty Downing Street Memo" on the back "democraticunderground.com"

or...

picture of GWB with the caption "Defendant" next to a copy of the Downing Street Memo with the caption the "Evidence" "All we need now is the trial." on the bottom or back.

well those are a few.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

445. Support the Troops?

See Your Local Military Recruiter

[sniffa]

446. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

[Soth]

447. "I get my boxers from Democratic Underpants

I get my news from Democratic Underground."

[mac56]

448. I nominated this at one point. Here it is again:

"They like it better when we don't fight back."

[Czolgosz]

449. Don't Misunderestimate the Desire for Impeachment

[Czolgosz]

450. big font: You can fool all of the people some of the time

smaller font: after that, you need Diebold

[Czolgosz]

451. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm gonna instist on a paper

ballot from here on out.

[Cubsinsix]

452. Liberals go to heaven, Republicans go to jail...

Global Warming, because Iowans deserve beachfront property...
Blue states, supporting the Red states since 1865...
Liberals, we're not all pussies...
America: celebrate our past, forgive our present, pray for our future...
I voted and all I got is this crappy President...
Against war, not warriors (saw that on a bumper sticker)...

[Endangered Specie]

454. I need Republicans like a need a hole in the head!

[graywarrior]

462. My last contributions

Democratic Underground
Liberals with Attitude
Go Ahead, Make Our Day Bitches


Democratic Underground

:kick:
Ass kicking Liberals


The Green Hulk of Liberalism
Democratic Underground


Democratic Underground
A Freeper's Nightmare

[GOPBasher]

463. War, Debt and Ecological Destruction are NOT Christian Values.

There can be more:

Destroying Social Security is NOT a Christian Value.
Destroying Public Education is NOT a Christian Value.

You get the idea...

[REACTIVATED IN CT]

465. Hope its not already copyrighted....

"Fighting for Truth, Justice and the American Way"
WWW.DEMOCRATICUNDERGROUND.COM

[Kadie]

469. Is it 2008 yet?

This isn't my original idea, I recently saw it somewhere, but just thought I would throw it in there.

[RedCloud]

472. Support our troops. Impeach Bush!

[MissMillie]

475. It's not a WAR.... It's an INVASION!

(and in small letters on the back)

Iraq was not a terrorist state until after the invasion.

[derby378]

476. Bush needs a "Donkey Ride" out of the White House

[kmla]

477. Tired of Prosperity? Choose Bush-lite!

All the recession of a regular Bush - but 1/3 less brains!

[benny05]

482. OK, this is based on a bumper sticker

I trust no Bush but mine..

[GoddessOfGuinness]

483. In Halliburton We Trust

...and that government of the corporations,
by the corporations,
for the corporations,
shall not perish from the earth.

[RagAss]

484. W.M.D.

W. M. D.
We Miss Democracy

[CanuckAmok]

485. No text graphic:

I call it the "sWastika".

[qnr]

486. Veteran for Democratic Underground

I have that on my scooters mudflap and people engage me in conversation about it frequently.

[Lannes]

489. Listen to the GOP

Consume and be scared.

[THUNDER HANDS]

490. MY OTHER T-SHIRT HAS ALREADY BEEN DRAFTED FOR IRAN

or

FEELING CHILLY? COULD BE A DRAFT?

[Jessica]

491. Compassionate Conservatism My Ass

[BroadwayBrat]

492. "You've got something to say? DU it!"

[unsavedtrash]

493. self delete

[TwoHandedLayup]

494. Voted for Bush? Fuck You, Go to Iraq!

or something like send my brother home and you go to Iraq.

[Dangerously Amused]

496. ...

George W. Bush: Putting Greed on Your Family Since 2000.

or

Bush: Go ahead, Misunderestimate him.

or

George W. Bush: Most Misoverestimated President, Ever.

[BlondieK143]

497. Got DU?

Black shirt with white writing or vice versa.

[aintitfunny]

498. THANKS, BUSH VOTERS

FOR 4 MORE YEARS OF COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT LEADERSHIP

(You sure can pick em)

[RPM]

499. In 2005, War was Beginning...

... All your threads are belong to us. -DU

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

500. Bipartisanship:

I'd like your respect, but I'd like to have mine

[In_The_Wind]

502. Do you DU ?

[RagAss]

504. Revolution? This is the Damn Revolution !!!!!

Revolution ????

This is the Damn Revolution !!!!!

get in formation at www.democraticunderground.com

[Skinner]

505. I'm locking

because the contest is now over. Sorry.