politicaholic
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Fri Jun-17-05 07:09 PM
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"Sen. Frist, it burns when I pee, does that mean I have pink eye?" |
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"Yes it does...next question."
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Fri Jun-17-05 07:09 PM
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What should I do about that?
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politicaholic
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Fri Jun-17-05 07:11 PM
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3. "Stop smoking and leeches...lots of leeches." |
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Fri Jun-17-05 07:10 PM
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2. He needs a video to do a diagnosis. |
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Please pee into the camera.
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Fri Jun-17-05 08:57 PM
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4. Can you examine my stools? |
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No one has read my piles in years. I'm sending a 3-hour videotape. Please keep it with my file.
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:38 PM
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5. Why does it hurt when I pee? |
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Why does it hurt when I pee? I don?t want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up ?n? grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat My balls feel like a pair of maracas My balls feel like a pair of maracas Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus! My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh! Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt...when i Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:38 PM
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6. You need a heart transplant. |
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Unfortunately we don't have hearts here in the Senate, so we can't help you.
Please take your problem somewhere the fuck else, unless of course, you can connect the issue with Jesus or with a dysfunctional brain (we like dysfunctional brains).
Best regards, Bill F. "That's Doctor Bill to you."
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