You get to name a new, local bar

[salin]

what name do you choose?

[notadmblnd]

1. Under The Sign of the Spotted Cow

don't ask me why, I jsut like it.

[pstans]

2. That would fit in well her ein Iowa

[salin]

3. must be an internet bar...

says the poster on a gateway computer... :D

[Deja Q]

11. And the gay bar next door: The Pink Udders

:wow:

[salin]

13. or.. Udderly Pink .. ?

[xultar]

4. Hell Bent

[salin]

6. I like it...

gets the 'bent elbow' allusion in there - while repelling thirsty radicalized religious right types.

[Floogeldy]

5. "The Purple Lynx"

B-)

[salin]

7. Not sure why - but I would think that the psychodelic furs might

be regular live music at the joint?

[Floogeldy]

10. I think the name would attract females . . .

. . . which would, in turn, attract males.

You gotta create the logo/mascot of the animal, too.

B-)

[salin]

12. caught my attention

and I am a female - and would dig the psychodelic furs music to boot... :D

[Floogeldy]

14. Me too!

I love The Furs.

B-)

[bbernardini]

8. Quitters

[salin]

9. just make sure that the first t is legible

or you may find your self with a bunch of tables filled with quilting bees (of course that might fill seats - while making those quilts a bit more... er... wild)

[jpgray]

15. The Sockdollager, The Mudsill, The Druid's Head, or Job's Turkey (nt)

[salin]

16. hey I'd try out "Job's Turkey"

just enough conotations from the name to suggest a rather eclectic crowd.

[jpgray]

18. It's taken from an old 19th century American colloquialism

"Poor as Job's Turkey"--meaning you are very, very poor. :D

[salin]

19. could also be read

ala the old song "take this job and shove it!" - I thought of both type of references...

[jpgray]

20. Your mind works on more levels than mine

But I would instruct the trendily inaccessible wait staff to turn up their noses at anyone who pronounces it "jawb's turkey."

:silly:

[JVS]

17. Gus' house of booze

[salin]

21. straight and to the point..