I am Tom Cruise. Ask me anything.

[name not needed]

:silly:

[Maat]

1. Why don't you just be honest about your sexuality?

[name not needed]

2. They pay me to look good and be Captain of the Moon, not to be gay.

[Maat]

31. HeeHeeHee.

I remember Tommy running around in his undies in 'Risky Business.' Really didn't float my boat.

[Guaranteed]

4. Hey, that's not fair.

Just cuz he's a pretty boy doesn't mean that he's gay.

I'm a pretty boy, too. Someone even told me I have a Tom Cruise complex in high school. :)

Course, I'm not so pretty anymore......heeheehee

[Maat]

30. Point duly noted, BGL. (n/t)

[swag]

3. Have you ever stopped in at the Okie Dog on Fairfax?

[name not needed]

8. What's your problem, Kazanski?

[biscodawg]

5. why do you belong to a cult?

and nichole kidman is hot, why did you divorce her?

[ghostsofgiants]

7. I thought...

Nicole divorced him because he belongs to a cult.

[name not needed]

11. That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.

[Guaranteed]

19. LOL! I'll be your wing man anytime nt

[biscodawg]

18. well good for her then

why are you speaking in the 3rd person? i thought you were tom cruise x(

[ghostsofgiants]

26. I never said I was Tom Cruise

name not needed is Tom Cruise.

[biscodawg]

28. lol

you are right good sir, i should learn how to read :dunce:

[name not needed]

9. She was not a true follower.

[philosophie_en_rose]

10. Hold on! Put your manners back in!

You're crossing a line. No one is allowed to question the almighty persona of Tom Cruise. Pay no attention to the man behind the beard!

:bounce:







:sarcasm:

[biscodawg]

27. oh noes!

:scared:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Scientology? What the hell were/are you thinking?

[name not needed]

15. I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.

[kodi]

12. Tom, how'd you regain the use of your legs after "born on the 4th of july"

.

[name not needed]

17. space robots from saturn

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. Why are you

so god damned annoying???

[name not needed]

21. Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?

[aquaman]

14. Why do people care about you or your love life?

I don't understand.

[name not needed]

24. Cause they're jealous I'm marrying Karen Lawhatsherface.

[elshiva]

16. Are you offended by DU's Cruise-bashing threads?

;)

[IChing]

20. Who is Tom Cruise?

[name not needed]

22. I am, you non-Scientologist bastard!

[IChing]

29. But who were you 40,000 years ago and your earliest engrams?

If you were to gain access to the engrams in the reactive memory banks and 're-file' them in the analytical mind, where their influence would be eradicated. What was eradicated at that time?
To 'unlock' the reactive memory bank you know it was necessary to locate the earliest engrams.
So what were the earliest engrams you remember?

[Jack Rabbit]

23. A few questions

Is your favorite town Santa Cruz?

How often do you take a Princess Cruise?

Are you into real estate? How many Holmes do you have?

[name not needed]

25. No, yes, no, 39

[gmoney]

47. He IS "Princess Cruise"

Case closed:



Burns: Too much dancing, and not enough PRANCING...
Smithers: Could do with some mincing, too...

[linazelle]

32. Are you cwazy?

:hi:

[terrya]

33. You're not gay, are you?

Please,,,,please....reassure me that you're not gay. Please. Please.

Terry

[name not needed]

37. I AM NOT GAY!!11

[terrya]

43. Thanks, Tom. That's all I wanted to know.

I hope you and Katie have a great life together and have many adopted kids. My wedding present, a state of the art 4 slice toaster, is on its way.

[JohnKleeb]

34. So how does it feel to date a woman whos

old enough to be your daughter?
Oh and can I be your psychologist?

[name not needed]

35. Join us or I will destroy you.

[JohnKleeb]

36. Fuck no

Scientology, y'all are nuts.

[name not needed]

38. STOP IT, NONBELIEVER,

STOP SPREADING YOUR LIVES.

[JohnKleeb]

39. So I have to ask, are you as they say gay?

[name not needed]

40. I AM NOT GAY!!11

[JohnKleeb]

41. Then what about the male porn star who says you are

[name not needed]

44. He is merely a paid operative attempting to destroy

the Church of Scientology.

[JohnKleeb]

46. but he says he owns a scientology sex shop in south central

E tu?

[fortyfeetunder]

42. Do you realize your "you and Katie" is a distraction

Can you two crawl into a hole, so we can get down to business such as...smoking out * and the Downing street memos?

[name not needed]

45. But I am so pretty! I must be worshipped!

[Orsino]

48. Why do you hate Jesus so much? n/t

[IChing]

49. Are you "CLEAR" ? And what about those engrams?

[Ikonoklast]

50. Tom, please tell me how

both you and the runaway bride keep your eyeballs so shiny?