I am Katie Holmes, ask me anything

[JohnKleeb]

Hey if Tommy is gonna get to field questions, I should to.

[asthmaticeog]

1. What's he payin' you to beard for him?

[JohnKleeb]

3. I LOVE TOM CRUISE AND THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

[merwin]

2. How do you feel about the coming alien invasion? When do you think it is?

Did you hear those questions at a war of the worlds PR event? It was hilarious.

[JohnKleeb]

4. I LOVE TOM CRUISE AND THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

[fortyfeetunder]

5. Don't you realize you and Tom are a distraction

from the MSM getting down and beating on * and the Downing Street memos? I asked Tom if you two can crawl in a hole somewhere....

[JohnKleeb]

8. I LOOOOOOOOVE HIM

<3

[skygazer]

6. What do you see in that pompous old bastard?

[JohnKleeb]

9. I GET MY NAME IN THE MEDIA

<3

[BlondieK143]

7. Can we switch places for a day?

Oh hell, an hour anyway?

[JohnKleeb]

10. NOOOOOOOO!

HE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES MEEEEEEEEEEE.

[gmoney]

11. Katie, what are you thinking...

Burns: Too much dancing, not enough PRANCING...
Smithers: Could do with some mincing, too...

[JohnKleeb]

13. HES HOT, I CANT BELIEVE I AM DATING MY CHILDHOOD CRUSH

<3

[emdee]

12. Does Tom jump on your furniture? n/t

n/t

[JohnKleeb]

14. Only when hes excited

:D

[AntiCoup2K4]

15. I seem to have a Thetan infestation in the outer walls of my house.

Is there an effective Hubbard-approved pesticide that will get rid of the little alien bastards?

[JohnKleeb]

16. You'll have to ask Tom

[nicktom]

17. Dawson or Pacey?

[JohnKleeb]

18. uhh I dunno