delete

[Misunderestimator]

never mind...

[sundog]

1. bait & switch!

alert!

:argh:

:P

[Misunderestimator]

2. Pffft.... It just wasn't the right time to reveal my secret identity.

:P

[sundog]

7. i am keeping a cigarette in my sig line ...

as i feverishly search for a new self-destructive habit...

something that fits my budget & time constraints...

maybe i should download all the andrew lloyd webber soundtracks & listen to them daily whilst reading shiny-covered danielle steele paperbacks from the local library... taking self-abuse to the next level :P

48 hours & i haven't folded yet :7

[Misunderestimator]

10. Oh No!! NOT Andrew Lloyd Webber.... NO!!!

Congratulations comrade!! I just got on my exercise bike... I feel better today than I've felt in months.

[Zuni]

13. are you mad?

you are gonna hurt yourself....:P

[sundog]

15. yes

please note i am only quitting *cigarette* smoking :7

[progmom]

16. crack is much better for you

keep it up, buddy

[sundog]

17. shhhh!!!

we should hijack mis' thread :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

21. Just take me with you...

[sundog]

22. ok... but we gotta be real stealth-like

and i'm not packing any cigarettes... this is a smoke-free hijack :P

[progmom]

23. i'm back - are we still hijacking?

[sundog]

25. yes, ready when you are

but hijacking slo-mo today... damn customers keep interrupting my attentiveness to pressing lounge issues :P

[progmom]

26. what is your special today?

i had a really great passion fruit martini on tuesday. yum!

[sundog]

27. prime rib & snow crab legs

with drawn butter

want some? :9

[progmom]

29. i don't like prime rib, but the snow crab legs sound great!

and what kind of drink should i have? i really need a drink.

[sundog]

31. i have a nice local cab

from the vineyards in deming... very smooth 2002...

or i have a good barleywine ale is you like that...

yes i will be partaking tonight... haven't had any wine since early in the week :wow:

:P

[progmom]

33. oooh - the cab

can you bring the whole bottle?

wanna open a club with me and NSMA in southern california?

[Misunderestimator]

34. *ahem*

you and nsma... and... ?? hmmpff x(

[progmom]

37. well that goes without saying, i hope!

:loveya:

[sundog]

35. hey! now that's an idea

:bounce:

how cool would that be... i'm tellin ya... i'm making a west cost investment after this place sells...

the more partners, the more snazzy the joint :P

[progmom]

38. and now that you will be non-smokers

...it will be more fun for me!

[Misunderestimator]

28. Can you make any sense of this?

I don't get it... :shrug:

[progmom]

30. ah yes - a nice sexist cartoon

men don't know how to cook, you see, without making a big mess for the woman to clean up.

in my house, it is quite the opposite. i make the big ass mess in the kitchen, and poor progdad is left cleaning it up.

[Misunderestimator]

32. Oh!!! I wasn't sure WHAT she was cleaning off the walls!

I found that searching for something entirely different...

(And I try to spend as little time in the kitchen as possible myself.)

[In_The_Wind]

36. here's mine

>


way back there 25 years ago

[BikeWriter]

3. Yeah, sure. Fooling us again, eh?

[Misunderestimator]

4. Yeaaaaah.... just like the last 300 times.

:P

[BikeWriter]

8. We'll get wise to you, if you're not careful!

;)

[hfojvt]

24. yeah, fool me twice, won't get fooled again

But if you are the MSM you can fool about 51% of the people.

[BikeWriter]

39. So true!

[progmom]

5. don't play us like this

you must share all thoughts, as soon as they occur to you.

[Misunderestimator]

9. It just occurred to me...

that I need to clip my toenails... brb

[progmom]

12. make sure you clean up after yourself

nothing grosser than stepping on toenail clippings

[FuzzySlippers]

6. I don't have any idea what this was about,

but I can't let a "delete" thread die, so I'm :kick: it.

[BikeWriter]

11. You, too?

[Zuni]

14. no, really...whats up?

:P

still smoke free? I hope so. Today is one month and 4 days for me :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

20. Yes!

:woohoo:

[Mutley]

18. I'll quit smoking one day...

SIGH! I can only give up so many vices at one time.

[El Fuego]

19. Well. Be that way.

[progmom]

40. kick

just because i am annoying that way :shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

41. LOL

:silly:

[progmom]

44. yes

indeed. :silly:

[sundog]

42. no you did not

:P

[progmom]

43. i had to

i am feeling rebellious today.
it was either kick this thread or yell at someone. and since i am in the office today, i thought the thread kicking was a more prudent choice.

[sundog]

45. well that's healthy

i will only wait till this thread flames... then my work here is done :P

[progmom]

46. then you will abandon it like a mouldy strawberry?

[sundog]

47. no, i shall check on it only occasionally and offer some supporting words-

yet ultimately set it free...

i shall hold back my tears & quell the lump in my throat, as the catamaran of my soul is secretly tossed like a puppet in the maelstrom of empty nest syndrome...

i will busy my days with garden club meetings & feverishly work on my self-help novel "coping when a thread grows up: one man's struggle"