If my house cat were big enough to kill me he would...

[The Night Owl]

Finish the sentence...

If my house cat were big enough to kill me he would...

[datasuspect]

1. he would

put me in restraints and use a blowtorch to burn my toes and fingers.

then he'd tie my legs and arms to four different horses and they would pull me until my bones disconnected.

then he'd get a cat friend and they would hack at the soft tissue around the joints to make sure they detached all my extremities.

[hyphenate]

2. Lessee

with more than one kit, I would select Garibaldi, my biggest and dumbest of them all.

If my house cat were big enough to kill me, he would........

tie me down and lick me until I cried uncle! Then he would opt to lay down on top of me and knock the wind out of me, and then continue to lick me. Then he would turn over on his belly and have me rub his tummy until he got tired of it, and then he would continue, once again, to lick me.

[BikeWriter]

3. She would have eaten me two nights ago.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. He would have put some damn options in the poll.

:evilgrin:

[El Fuego]

5. ...still give me kitty kisses.