I think I may have just cursed someone's nuptials

[dolo amber]

Took Gomez out for a walk, and right around the corner, right in front of the huge Catholic church where a very posh wedding was taking place...right in front of the entire wedding party...he stops and takes a giant steaming crap. x(

Anyone know if that's a bad omen? :evilfrown:

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Just FYI: Gomez is the dog, not dolo's pet name for me.

I just want to make that clear.

[jpgray]

8. Besides, I hear you take lucky craps

Like some sort of incontinent leprechaun.

[Beware the Beast Man]

36. ...

:rofl:

That's right, I kicked it.
Funniest thing I have read today.

[GOPisEvil]

37. Uh yeah...that is hilarious.

:spray:

[JohnKleeb]

10. Surrrrrrrre

God Hedges stop crapping on wedding's.

[chickenscratching]

2. Lemme see....

according to www.dreamloverinc.com:

"Dreams which include excretory functions usually represent cleansing and emotional release. Look at all of the details of the dream in order to obtain meaning. Ask yourself which emotions you may be releasing: anxiety, anger, mockery, annoyance, etc. Some very old folklore interpretations suggest that dreaming of feces is a good omen which suggests a financial gain."

So if you carry that logic into what happened today,
maybe Gomez just had a few mixed pretenses about the wedding so by defecating, he could have been just releasing those feelings and by doing that is coming to terms with acceptance? :shrug:

ok, it's a bit of a stretch :silly: ...but, still, definitely a good omen.

[dolo amber]

3. Excellent work, ma'am

:patriot:

I feel better about the whole ordeal now. It probably wouldn't have been so bad had they not merely seconds earlier been pointing and ooohing and ahhing over what a cute doggie he is. :D

[chickenscratching]

5. it sounds like Gomez has mastered the art of good timing

but just has to work on some subtlety . :D

[Zuni]

4. depends on what kind of dog

[sundog]

6. i heard it's bad luck if it's a snouser or setter,good luck if it's a dane

[Zuni]

7. snouser=death on the honeymoon

little hounds are generally good luck

German sheperds=very bad

[sundog]

9. Cockapoo & Dutch Smoushond = flight delay back from honeymoon

[dolo amber]

11. He's a pug

Does that mean they're gonna vote for Jeb in 2008? :tinfoilhat:

[sundog]

14. no, a pug shit = fertility; if a estrela mountain dog passes gas, the

bride's sister will be married within two years

[unblock]

12. a bird took a dump on me last week. i've been told this is good luck.

although good luck like this i could do without....

[iconoclastic cat]

16. Just how exactly would that be good luck?

[unblock]

17. like i'm supposed to win the lottery the next day of something.

as if there's a rhyme or reason to what people call "good luck".

[fleabert]

19. I have heard from Jewish friends that it's because the bird could have

pooped anywhere, and from above, there's a lot more chance it would hit a house, a car, the road, etc... rather than your shoulder or head. The bird picked YOU! and that's what makes it lucky.

they told me it's a jewish superstition. ? who knows.

[nickgutierrez]

20. I think they made it up.

:P

[SarahB]

13. I don't know about cursed, but that's funny!

:thumbsup:

[SOteric]

15. No, no. Not a bad omen. It's a valuable screening tool.

If a couple can't deal with a steaming pile of crap, they've no business getting married.

[terrya]

18. Too bad you weren't walking Gomez past Tom and Katie's wedding.

But I suspect that it's probably cursed already.

I really don't like Tom Cruise.

[Blue Diadem]

21. OMG I needed that laugh tonight!

But I bet it didn't make the bride too happy!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Obamarama]

22. Lousy dog....doesn't he respect the sanctity of marriage?

n/t

[dolo amber]

23. I'm pretty sure he's a liberal...

so of course not. ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. He's also a homo.

You saw what he let Bowser do to him. :o

[dolo amber]

27. He was violated

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. You saw what he was wearing.

:eyes:

[gardenista]

24. Only if you didn't have your little plastic bag handy.

If you cleaned it up, it is a good omen. A metaphor that says, "Shit happens. When it does, no matter what the circumstances, take care of it right away. Be considerate of others, and have a good sense of humor about the whole thing."

And if you didn't have your bag handy, well, that's another matter, and one which will require quiet reflection on your part. Followed by the gathering of plastic bags for your future adventures with Gomez.

[dolo amber]

25. I *always* have my plastic bag handy

You get really nasty looks from folks these days if you leave your doggie's nuggets behind. We have one of these:

http://www.shoestringacres.com/bon_ton_from_milano_italy.htm

Very handy. ;)

[progmom]

30. we have that too

:hi:

[dolo amber]

31. We have the zebra one

It's very jaunty. :hi:

[progmom]

32. doesn't surprise me

you're a jaunty lass.

[gardenista]

35. I knew you did!

Only Republicans don't clean up after their dogs.

[XNASA]

29. Nuptials come equipped pre-cursed.

They's standard equipment.

[Deja Q]

33. Well, if he's sterile then he might be a tad cross...

:D

[kanrok]

34. Whooo...that's better...I thought you said you might have cursed

someone's nipples.