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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:04 PM
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It's happened again.........second time in the last 8 months.
My homunculus has escaped.



This is him.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:08 PM
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1. A modest idea:
Staple his penis to the coffee table and keep staple pullers out of his reach.

Just an idea. ;-)
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:11 PM
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3. I thought of that but......
..our coffee table is made of granite. The stupid staples wouldn't work.

;(
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:16 PM
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9. Ok, an end table. A windowsill. A doorjam.
Edited on Sat Jun-18-05 09:17 PM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop
Jeebus, sometimes you just have to improvise, d00d.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:21 PM
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10. Whoever heard of stapling one's homunculus to a window sill?
That kind of behaviour simply won't be tolerated in my house.

You are very cruel. :spank:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:09 PM
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2. Here's mine:


He's been feeling rather Vitruvian lately.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:13 PM
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6. Is 'Vitruvian' Latin for.......
....tiny weiner?
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:11 PM
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4. How come there ain't no female version?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:15 PM
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7. I'm positive that there is.
You'll just have to search for it. It's your homunculus.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:13 PM
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5. It looks like * on dope.
:D
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:16 PM
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8. what does homunculus mean?
I've never heard the term? serious....:)
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:30 PM
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11. Seriously?
The pictured homunculus demonstrates how many nerve endings are in different parts of the body, which is why the hands and lips and tongue are so large. It's a science term I guess.

There are some other definitions that have to do with your inner spirit. I think there may even be a religious term "homunculus" too.

Now stop being so serious. :patriot:
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:33 PM
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12. Here's mine:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:37 PM
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13. Very impressive.
Don't let that one get away.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:37 PM
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14. He looks like a Hunter S. Thompson acid trip.
Are you sure he's real?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:42 PM
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15. Are you sure that you're real?
Of course he's real. Are you accusing me of makin' shit up?
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:44 PM
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16. No, but...
...well, ok. Yeah, I am.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:47 PM
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18. You're the meanest person in Hyde Park.
:cry:
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:50 PM
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20. That somehow reminds me of a thread I started in the Illinois forum:
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:45 PM
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17. My Homunculi's penis is much bigger
Don't know why.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:50 PM
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19. Perhaps your homunculus is inversely proportional.
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 09:58 PM
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21. Mayhaps
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:00 PM
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22. most sadly ., . .homunculus is as
homunculous does.
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