LMAO!!! Another one from our talented Freeptard friends!

[Goldmund]

Yesterday we had this gem:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3888325

And today Doug from Upland churned out this amazing creation:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1425934/posts

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[coloradodem2005]

1. I guess it takes insanity to know insanity.

[Maestro]

2. And of course

the first responder tries to be pseudo-intellectual saying that the emphasis works in meter but he or she spelled emphasis incorrectly.

[Goldmund]

3. Well, to be fair...

"emphases" is plural for "emphasis" -- like "analyses" is plural for "analysis".

[Maestro]

7. Wow!

I stand corrected and embarrassed. :blush:

[K8-EEE]

11. Yeah But: DEMS WATCH THEY'RE OWN SETTING SUN?

Huh?

[Goldmund]

12. LOL don't be

A misspelling would definitely be a better guess in Freepland; the only reason I noticed is because he used the plural "work" instead of the singular "works", which didn't make sense after I (wrongly) read "emphasis" -- so I went back and re-read the word, and realized I had misread it. :)

[Maestro]

15. So am I wrong or

did that guy have a misspelling and a grammar error all in the same sentence? ;)

[Goldmund]

16. LOL that's metaphysics, my friend

[AwakeAtLast]

32. Damn, I thought the exact same thing!

:rofl:

on edit: I am talking about their use of the word "meter", not your spelling! ;)

:hi:

[acmavm]

4. That's just so pathetic it's heartbreaking. I feel sorry for creatures

like that.

Is that what passes for talent over there? If so, that's a true indictment of our educational system.

[K8-EEE]

9. I Picture There Being Developmental Issues Here With This Guy..

seriously....! But it's funny how he gets the kudos over there, like, what a gifted songwriter. LOL!

[Trajan]

18. DONT feel sorry for Doug from Upland ...

He is an imbecile of the first degree .... a real asshole ....

A vicious and violent preacher of hatred ....

[K8-EEE]

5. omfg!!!

UNBELIEVABLE! Doug From Upland seems encouraged by his high marks from the freeptard "music critic" yesterday. LOL!

KEEP EM COMING DOUG! Is this guy goofy or what.

[Trajan]

6. Poor Doug ...

He really has gone off the deep end ....

Wasnt he the one who was investigated last year of making terroristic threats ? ...

[Ladyhawk]

8. I cannot journey to that place. I have sabotaged my own hosts file.

Care to quote that which you mock?

[K8-EEE]

10. Sho Nuff! Sing Along:

To the tune of "House Of The Rising Sun" LOL!

It seems their party's gone insane...just look what they've become
Just like the Whigs they're going away...Dems watch they're own setting sun

They're putting down our soldiers...they help the enemy
Their treason won't get power back...the blind can even see

So, mothers, tell your children...that party's filled with rats
And when they're old enough to vote...there'll be no DemocRATS

(musical break)

So, mothers, tell your children...that this party's filled with rats
When it's time for choosing how to vote...there will be no more DemocRATS

With race and class and gender...that's how they play the game
If you've become successful, then...you are the one to blame

Yes, it seems their party's gone insane...just look what they've become
Just like the Whigs they're going away...Dems watch they're own setting sun

[Goldmund]

14. You forgot the link to a MIDI file of the song:

to help you sing along:

http://www.olsoncomputers.com/midi/Pop_and_Top40/animals/

:rofl:

[Redstone]

17. Ah! Ah! Stop this, it hurts too much...

So, mothers, tell your children...that this party's filled with rats
When it's time for choosing how to vote...there will be no more DemocRATS

That is the single lamest excuse for a stretch for any kind of rhyme that I think I've ever seen.

But boy, I bet them freepers are having orgasms over this clown's "talent."

Redstone

[Goldmund]

22. Speaking of rhymes...

They would be abdicating freedom…
it’s in writing, you should read ‘em

:rofl:

[Redstone]

26. No, please don't make me read that.

I stand corrected. The lines I cited are not the worst I've ever seen. The lines you quoted are the ultimate, I think.

Redstone

[benny05]

13. LAMO

I like the Sounds of Treason better. Ann Coulter will probably make a hit record out of it. :sarcasm:

[Goldmund]

19. More fine works by DougFromUpland:

DougFromUpland writes 07/30/97

My vibrator's battery's dying!
She told him as she started crying.
'Though she sucked like a pro
She could not make it grow.
"You bastard, you're not even trying!"
The poet comments, "Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas, today."

Are those bountiful mammaries real?
He asked with unusual zeal.
His dick started to rise
But then came the surprise
When he felt them, they're harder than steel!

http://www.webcom.com/~erique/limerick/1997/naut797.html

DougFromUpland writes 07/28/97
On the land, it's as clear as can be,
Do for you, then you must do for me.
In the water are lures,
You watch mine, I'll watch yours.
"Squid pro quo" is the way of the sea.
The poet comments, "Fishies also have to cover each other. Ask the Sturgeon General."

http://www.webcom.com/~erique/limerick/1997/nice797.html

[Redstone]

33. So he's an impotent pervert besides being a dreadful

excuse for a "song stylist."

What a surprise to find someone like that over at that place.

In fact, I suspect the joint is full of people just like him.

Redstone

[redqueen]

46. Idiotic, disgusting, and rife with errors.

Are these people proud of their ignorance or something?

[Trajan]

20. Ok .. here is a better version ....

"There is ... an ass .. from Upland .....

They CALLLLLLLLL the foooooool man Dougggggggg ....

He makes, up words .. that just don't fit ...

no more, ... brains than .. a slugggggggggggggggggg .... "



Ok .... I'll have to work on it more ....

[Goldmund]

21. Astonishing

I'm a tough musical critic, but your emphases work beautifully.

:rofl:

[Trajan]

Yes: I saw you using chord figures yesterday ....

Let's see;

|: i .... III .... iv .... VI ....

i .... VII .... V .............

i .... III .... iv .... VI ....

i .... V ..... :|

Yeah .. I think that is HOTRS ....

[Goldmund]

25. Yes indeed it is

Though the IV chord is a major, methinks.

[Trajan]

28. Yeah ....

It is IV ..... and furthermore: the second phrase goes thus:

.... i .... III .... V ....................

There is no VII chord, but the vocal melody uses the minor leading tone as the dominant tone of the III chord for harmonization ....

[Goldmund]

35. You know, it's interesting...

I never really looked into this song.

I'd say it lingers between the am (i) and C major (III) tonalities. If you look at the progression in the first line, it's both of those "tonics" followed by both "subdominants" (the major IV is just color, I think, which is the reason you mistakenly notated it "iv" originally -- it would work fine that way too) -- since VI in a minor is IV in C major (F major).

The second line starts just like the first one, but then the abrupt E major for a moment resolves the ambiguity and seems to say "alright, it IS a minor after all". That's why this is the tensest moment in the verse.

Again, the VII would work too because that's V in C major, so then instead of the two tonics followed by the a minor dominant, you would have a minor followed by both C major and a minor dominants.

[Redstone]

27. No, you don't have to work on it.

It's just right as is.

But just to balance the meter, it should be: "there is an ass HOLE from upland..."

Redstone

[Trajan]

31. One thing Poor Dougie needs ....

Balance ......

His meter is broken ....

[Maestro]

23. Check out this gem of a reply.

God will soon be sweeping a lot of rats into the sewer of destruction if they continue on the path of wickedness. Just got to be patient until the wheat (good) and the tares (evil) grow to full maturity. Then it is the end of the road for the wicked, and the beginning of God's eternal Kingdom on earth for His people.

Good will stomp evil in the final battle for who controls heaven and earth forever.

Psalm 37
1 Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity.
2 For they shall soon be cut down like the grass, and wither as the green herb.
3 Trust in the LORD, and do good; so shalt thou dwell in the land, and verily thou shalt be fed.
4 Delight thyself also in the LORD: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.
5 Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass.
6 And he shall bring forth thy righteousness as the light, and thy judgment as the noonday.
7 Rest in the LORD, and wait patiently for him: fret not thyself because of him who prospereth in his way, because of the man who bringeth wicked devices to pass.
8 Cease from anger, and forsake wrath: fret not thyself in any wise to do evil.
9 For evildoers shall be cut off: but those that wait upon the LORD, they shall inherit the earth.
10 For yet a little while, and the wicked shall not be: yea, thou shalt diligently consider his place, and it shall not be.
11 But the meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace.
12 The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.
13 The LORD shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.
14 The wicked have drawn out the sword, and have bent their bow, to cast down the poor and needy, and to slay such as be of upright conversation.
15 Their sword shall enter into their own heart, and their bows shall be broken.
16 A little that a righteous man hath is better than the riches of many wicked.
17 For the arms of the wicked shall be broken: but the LORD upholdeth the righteous.
18 The LORD knoweth the days of the upright: and their inheritance shall be for ever.
19 They shall not be ashamed in the evil time: and in the days of famine they shall be satisfied.
20 But the wicked shall perish, and the enemies of the LORD shall be as the fat of lambs: they shall consume; into smoke shall they consume away.
21 The wicked borroweth, and payeth not again: but the righteous sheweth mercy, and giveth.
22 For such as be blessed of him shall inherit the earth; and they that be cursed of him shall be cut off.
23 The steps of a good man are ordered by the LORD: and he delighteth in his way.
24 Though he fall, he shall not be utterly cast down: for the LORD upholdeth him with his hand.
25 I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.
26 He is ever merciful, and lendeth; and his seed is blessed.
27 Depart from evil, and do good; and dwell for evermore.
28 For the LORD loveth judgment, and forsaketh not his saints; they are preserved for ever: but the seed of the wicked shall be cut off.
29 The righteous shall inherit the land, and dwell therein for ever.

[AntiCoup2K4]

24. So is Doug From Uphisownasshole the guy who writes Toby Keith's lyrics.

If not he should be.

[Erika]

30. Christ cared for the poor

not the rich. GOP is chrushed.

[obxhead]

29. so that's all they've got?

the closed mind is the most deadly thing in universe.

[Qanisqineq]

34. Ugh! My computer is now contaminated!

I haven't been to that site in months to view anything.

Help! What do I do?!?!?

[countmyvote4real]

36. Maybe Doug from Upland is not as successful as he claims.

He spends much of his lyrics on treasonous activities (bald face lies and typical freeper exaggeration) by the Dems and then modulates to conspicuous motives relating to race, class and gender issues. (Hello? Doug, we ARE the big tent party that can handle all of this diversity.) Most revealing, this is followed in good measure and more probably to the point:

“If you've become successful, then...you are the one to blame”

Everybody loves success. It’s the American dream. Likewise, Americans don’t like cheaters, swindlers and ill-gotten gain.

I suspect Dougie is late on his mortgage for that dream double-wide and needs to blame somebody besides Jesus or his own Republican party that sold him out years ago. His VHS copy of “Mandingo” has been played back so much that the resulting drop-outs no longer serve to get him off. He seems too selfish to tithe or contribute to charity or understand that his taxes pay for roads, infrastructure, military defense and a whole lot more. (BTW, 8 billion dollars of our taxes have gone missing in *’s Iraq debacle. Freep that, Doug from Upland.)

[njdemocrat106]

37. Dems watch they're own setting sun

Hey Doug, I guess English wasn't your strongest subject in school, huh? By third grade (and probably before), I knew the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". So the Dems are watching they are own setting son?

[NMMNG]

38. For pete's sake, did any of these morons get past grade school?

Dems watch they're own setting sun:dunce:

They all seem to be on par with their hero at least, which isn't saying much.

[ET Awful]

39. What I find funny is that both melodies are most famous for their

performance by liberal anti-war musicians (granted it was a different lie-filled war, but still).

Yet more proof that "conservatives" find theft amusing and distortion entertaining.

[greekspeak]

40. I had not realized that anyone over there listened to anything but hymns

I thought they were such good little FundiEvangelicals over there that they would never listen to evil songs like the ones whence this guy drew his music. Or maybe he is just a hypocrite like his brethren vampires of hate.

[Redstone]

41. Hey, Doug, how about this one?

So mothers, tell your children,
Better stay away from Doug.
He likes 'em young, 'cause he's not well-hung,
Like the other perverted rethugs.

Redstone

[Goldmund]

42. LMAO

:rofl:

[derby378]

43. Oh, how lovely - especially the frame-by-frame of Psalm 37

From Freeptard extraordinare HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath:

God will soon be sweeping a lot of rats into the sewer of destruction if they continue on the path of wickedness. Just got to be patient until the wheat (good) and the tares (evil) grow to full maturity. Then it is the end of the road for the wicked, and the beginning of God's eternal Kingdom on earth for His people.

Good will stomp evil in the final battle for who controls heaven and earth forever.

Too bad you're on the wrong side, ain't it, HKWASD? Shouldn't have cast your lot with the Price of Darkeness, eh? But I digress. Moving on...

Psalm 37
1 Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity.

(Chorus halts momentarily while the slide projector advances)

2 For they shall soon be cut down like the grass, and wither as the green herb.

(That slide projector clicks again)

3 Trust in the LORD, and do good; so shalt thou dwell in the land, and verily thou shalt be fed.

(And again...)

Wotta maroon. Is he trying to preach, or is he trying to bore FReepers to death? I can't decide. Bwahahahahahaaaaaa!!!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

44. Let me guess...they're both sung to the tune of

The Beverly Hillbillys?

[NYdemocrat089]

45. What a bunch of rethuglican morons!!!

Yeah...we're the ones who hate the constitution and the soldiers.

:crazy::crazy::crazy: