Help me out here

[MichaelHarris]

I can go into a store and buy a .50 cal sniper rifle but I have to ask for condoms and Sudafed because they keep them under the counter?

Protect the kids from seeing the Trojans and the Sudafed but let them belly up to the bar when they are 18 and buy sniper rifles.

Don't you love America where we protect the children from birth control and cold medicine while selling their dads big-ass guns?

[Maestro]

1. But the Constitution says that I can have my AR-15!

:sarcasm:

[MichaelHarris]

4. can I get the AR-15

with the lawn dart attachment shown?

[Maestro]

6. It's actually a grenade launcher

and I would hope not, but who knows. I bet this guy knows where to get one.

[MichaelHarris]

7. I had always thought

lawn darts would have been a much more exciting game if they were launched out of a cannon or something. Think about it, the kids would learn Trig. and angles and stuff.

[maveric]

2. You can but Assault rifles but Lawn Darts are illegal!

Lying about reasons to bomb and invade an innocent country, killing 100,000 is ok but lying about consensual oral sex is terrible?
We live in Bizzaro World!

[MichaelHarris]

5. Lawn darts

can be used by terrorists to traumatize old folks homes and beaches. I say we ban slip and slides also and twister, too much of a bad influence for girls with web cams.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. But of course!

I mean, war is peace, up is down, 2 plus 2 equals five! Why do you hate amurika? (ACK...I know I'm kidding, but this is hard to write, even!) :sarcasm:

[underpants]

8. Are condoms or Sudafed mentioned in the US Constitution?

even in a vague/ half ignored part of the Constitution???

No I think not.

Yes it is ridiculous.

[MichaelHarris]

12. Well since the laws say I can't launch rockets anymore

I own some muzzle loaders. Right now I'm trying to figure out why I need a .50 cal sniper rifle because the Patriot Act killed the model rocketry hobby. See they say we can't get high powered motors anymore because of terrorists so since I can get a sniper rifle I guess I'll take up shootin' stuff.

[TimeChaser]

9. They keep the condoms under the counter...

to make buying birth control as awkward as possible. :eyes:

[tigereye]

10. guns don't offend anyone, right?

(sarc. )

how are ya, Michael?

[MichaelHarris]

11. hiya

nawww guns don't bother me, I own some muzzle loaders. Right now I'm trying to figure out why I need a .50 cal sniper rifle because the Patriot Act killed the model rocketry hobby. See they say we can't get high powered motors anymore because of terrorists so since I can get a sniper rifle I guess I'll take up shootin' stuff.