"Family Guy" Thread

[Cush]

starts in a couple of minutes

[Cush]

1. "the firetruck can consume eight times its own body weight"

[SmileyBoy]

2. I just smoked a whole bunch of crack!!!

[Cush]

3. "God help you Cloris, jungle the bean bags!"

[SmileyBoy]

4. OK, Cloris Leachman, juggle these bean bags!!!

[SmileyBoy]

5. Peter's retarded!!!

LOL

[SmileyBoy]

6. Hey, did you see that cheese wagon wheel??

I was just LMAO!!!

[Cush]

7. "Black is east, White is up"

[Craig3410]

8. Average, Retarded, Peter, Creatonists

ROFL:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[deadparrot]

9. LMAO!

On the intelligence chart, the only thing ranked under retardation was "Creationists."

[Deja Q]

10. I can get away with anything!!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cush]

11. "Bible fight!"

[Deja Q]

12. Attention restaurant customers...

testicles!

:spray:

[Cush]

13. "Testicles"

[SmileyBoy]

14. Does your face have a pelvis???

[Deja Q]

15. Agent: "you're mentally unfit to raise these children." Stewie: "Finally!"

:rofl:

Then it's a doritos commercial using a Blondie song. :cry:

[Postman]

16. I loved the helmut and blow-up swim armbands to eat soup...

n/t

[Cush]

17. "Hey Chris, what ever happened to Geena Davis?"

[deadparrot]

18. "...bad tooth-to-gum ratio..."

Stewie on Geena Davis. Too funny. :rofl:

[deadparrot]

20. "Hey, let's compare breasts!"

[Postman]

19. QUAGMIRE !!!!

this guy is funny as hell

[Postman]

24. the ghost that never lies !!!!

sort of like Bush's case for war in Iraq

[ET Awful]

21. WTF was that Dan Rather bit . . BUAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

[Cush]

22. "Seven, Seven prostitutes"

[Deja Q]

23. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...

:wow:

seasame street, you've been pwn3d! :D

[stellanoir]

25. "Jeesuss, Joseph. and Mary Lou Retten

too funny/