Home alone--Gotta pee--Door open or closed?

[uppityperson]

Discussion is permitted and encouraged.

[uppityperson]

1. I also turn to water on in the sink for the cats to drink

when they join me in the water ritual. Of course, I leave it open when not home alone too sometimes if everyone else is elsewhere.

[DS1]

2. Don't even bother to leave the chair you're in

Find a cup

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. HAHAHAHAHA!

A pro.

:yourock:

[texas1928]

3. Well I close the front door.

I go in the flower bed next door.

[MrSlayer]

4. I don't believe I ever close the door when simply urinating.

My back is to the door in the bathroom so it doesn't matter.

[mike_c]

6. my cats get antsy if I close the door....

They actually come running when they hear me in the bathroom. They line up and get petted in turn. If I'm reading a magazine the biggest one will knock it out of my hands.

[AntiCoup2K4]

7. Leave the door open - but it led to a disaster once.

I happenned to be dog-sitting for the weekend. So I relieved myself, with the door open, not thinking about it. Dog comes in, sees what I'm doing, must have thought I was "marking territory" or something, so he proceeds to do the same...

....In the middle of my bedroom floor..

...and he pretty much emptied his bladder.

After that unfortunate incident, I took him outside first.

[Placebo]

8. Door open & pee in the sink.

:)

[Deja Q]

9. Door open and pee in the potted plant...

Saves water by not flushing AND fertilizes the plant too. O8)

[Placebo]

12. Sounds good to me!

Actually, there have been a few times late at night where I'm so lazy, I don't even wanna walk to the bathroom, so I just open my bedroom window and piss into the wind.

It's good times, and I can just fall backwards into bed. :P

[Redstone]

13. And here I thought I was the only one

who does that.

Redstone

[Placebo]

15. Me too!

:o

[Deja Q]

16. Haha

Doesn't the wind blow it right back at'cha?

[Placebo]

19. Umm, it's a risk alright.

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. You guys have it SO easy! Point and shoot,

I always say....No wiping...Just watch out for that drip!

:hi:

[fleabert]

10. shee-it, leave the door open if it's just a pee and you aren't alone. nt

[scarlet_owl]

11. I leave it open all the time.

I don't care if my husband sees me pee.

[Nikia]

17. Me too

We almost never close the bathroom door because it is just us there.

[qnr]

14. Open. Unless you just ate asparagus n/t

[Floogeldy]

18. Locking

No bodily function threads.

Oh shit, I just remembered. I don't have that power.

B-)

[In_The_Wind]

20. open

works for showering too

[BiggJawn]

21. The only time I close the door...

...is in the morning when I'm making Bush Effigies, because otherwise the Sun gets in my eyes....

[TOhioLiberal]

29. OMG!

'Bush Effigies'??? I can't stop laughing...:rofl: :spray:

[BiggJawn]

33. You like that one, huh? How about....

"Here I sit in the Room of Poo-Poo,
Giving Birth to Rumsferatu...."

[njdemocrat106]

22. Closed, by force of habit

Besides, the little extra privacy doesn't hurt.

[all.of.me]

23. go pee outside

[tibbir]

24. I shut the door but my son lives with me

and could come home at any time.

[Wapsie B]

26. Door? What door?

You don't have one if you go behind the barn.

[ghostsofgiants]

27. To quote Homer

"I'm whizzing with the door open...and I love it!"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. Homer? Which Homer is that?

Somehow I doubt that you are talking about the Grecian Homer!

[ghostsofgiants]

30. Haha, one Mr. Homer Simpson

He decided to skip church one cold Sunday morning and discovered the joys of being home alone.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. I thought so! Haha..indeed!

You crack me up, primate1!

[BreweryYardRat]

32. Open...

...because I'm friggin' LAZY! :)

Those of you who leave the door open with people in the house, though...that's just disgusting.

[progmom]

34. home alone? what does that mean?

can you arrange for that for me?

[Debbi801]

35. I said open...

But I tend to leave the door open even when people are home.
:shrug: