Post Your Worst Pirate Pick-Up Lines Here

[Merrick]

If you've never actually been propositioned by a pirate, then maybe just make one up.

"Avast thar missy! Mind if I drop anchor in yer lagoon?"

"Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?"

[name not needed]

1. Arrr, surrender your booty.

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. *lol*

[trotsky]

2. "I've sailed the seven seas...

but I've never seen such a beautiful booty."

[Hobarticus]

3. Arr, scurvy she-dog, if I put out my plank, would ye walk it?

[Burma Jones]

4. Aarrrgh, ya know what they say about the size of a man's Peg....

[Deep13]

5. Shiver me timber, if you know what I mean.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Arrrrr Lassie, would ye like to shiver me timbers?

[Deep13]

7. Would ye like to polish my doubloon?

[Merrick]

8. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

[Lannes]

9. You could tie a sail to my mast.

[AllegroRondo]

10. Pirate joke

A pirate stumbles into a bar, with a ship's wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender asks him what the heck its for.
The pirate says....









"Arrrr. Its drivin' me nuts!"

[ghostsofgiants]

14. That is quite possibly my all-time favourite joke

Brilliant.

[leftofthedial]

11. Arrrrr. How'd ya like ta be me new cabin boy?

The last one split.

[meegbear]

12. Ever blow the man down?

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Yarr, what say ya jolly me roger?

[liberalitch]

15. Arrr, would ya like to see me one eyed eel , be fairly warned...

be thee says aye

[Ready4Change]

16. Is that a peg leg in ye pocket, arr arr ya jes glad t' see me?

Gotta watch out for those frisky female pirates.

[Merrick]

17. Avast thar! Prepare to be boarded!

[KurtNYC]

18. Har, have ye ever seen that Madonna movie...

Shanghai Surprise?

(* clunk! *)


Surprise.

[underpants]

20. It's not a pegleg

Arrrrrrrrrr

[KitchenWitch]

21. Yo ho

shiver me timbers!

[Deep13]

22. Yo, ho, ho, I can make ye come.

[Richardo]

23. "I once threw a no-hitter on acid."

[Bunny]

31. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

:toast: :rofl:

[Richardo]

32. THERE you are...

I thought you'd like that. :toast:

[Bunny]

35. Dock was THE man when I was a young Bucco fan.

Well, my favorite was always Manny Sanguillen (after Roberto, of course), but even my teenage self knew Dock was just *cool*.

[Allenberg]

24. Hi. My Name is Barry Bonds.

[Deep13]

25. They don't call me Long John Silver for nothing!

[auburngrad82]

26. I wake up with wood every mornin'

said the peg-legged pirate.

[Strawman]

27. Arrgh, Me thinks I'd like to pop up in your poopdeck n/t

[Deep13]

28. Permission to come aboard?

[KamaAina]

29. Wanna go see that thar pirate movie? It's rated "Arrrr".

(groooaaaaan)

[AllegroRondo]

30. Lower your mainsail and prepare to be boarded!

[tonekat]

33. The second letter of the pirate alphabet is "arrrrr"...

...the first letter of the pirate alphabet is "Aye" (sorry)

[katinmn]

34. Arrr, Do ya mind if the parrot watches?

[SOteric]

36. Equal Time for the Pirate Wench:

Ayyyyyy, - is that a splinter on your pegleg, or are you happy to see me?

[Merrick]

37. Nice WeathARR we're having... How about dinner at ARRbys?

[kodi]

38. "Wish to see my other peg leg, lassie?"

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