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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 03:45 PM
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Cruise/Holmes: an act of conspicuous heterosexuality
Edited on Mon Jun-20-05 04:01 PM by maxsolomon
tom, buddy, when you propose to a much younger, much less sophisticated woman who looks exactly like a female version of yourself, and do it at a cliched location like the eiffel tower, on a publicity tour for a steven speilberg movie, after courting her for 2 months, then refer to her as "magnificent", it does not make people think you are more straight.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 03:52 PM
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1. At the foot of the Eiffel Tower?
Great big concrete blocks and weird guys selling strange crap.

Yep, romantic as hell.

He's starting to scare me.
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 03:57 PM
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2. I'd go gay to sleep with Penelope Cruz
I'm too poor to ever get to sleep with her as a straight guy.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 04:45 PM
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3. Honeymooning on a Princess Cruise


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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 04:47 PM
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4. Unless this is just middle age-itis?
:shrug:
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