The joys of working in pediatrics. - Democratic Underground

SarahB

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Mon Jun-20-05 04:26 PM
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The joys of working in pediatrics.

Last night I said in front of a room full of people, "Hi, I just came upstairs to grab some of your nipples."

I didn't mean anything by it, but strangely enough a group of about 20 people were in stitches. :shrug:

:blush:

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plcdude

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Mon Jun-20-05 04:27 PM
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1. that sounds like

fun

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ghostsofgiants

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Mon Jun-20-05 04:27 PM
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2. Haha, make that 21

Hilarious.

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chickenscratching

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Mon Jun-20-05 04:28 PM
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3. bwahahahahaha!

:rofl:

excellent story. did everything turn out alright?

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SarahB

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Mon Jun-20-05 04:28 PM
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5. Yeah, I got to grab a couple dozen nipples in the process.

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chickenscratching

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Mon Jun-20-05 04:30 PM
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7. NICE!

a nice variety, I hope?

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SarahB

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Mon Jun-20-05 05:01 PM
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9. A couple of varieties.

Some Nuks and some single hole Evenflows. :woohoo:

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chickenscratching

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Mon Jun-20-05 07:53 PM
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11. You got single holes?!!

:bounce:

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Richardo

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Mon Jun-20-05 04:28 PM
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4. [Reflexively covers chest with both hands] "That's very funny, Sarah!"

Edited on Mon Jun-20-05 04:29 PM by Richardo

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skygazer

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Mon Jun-20-05 04:30 PM
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6. Back in my dog racing days

we used to inject the females monthly with testosterone to keep them from coming in heat. So I was able to say things like, "I've got to shoot the bitches today."

Life can really be fun if you let it.

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Catshrink

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Mon Jun-20-05 04:39 PM
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8. That is too funny!

my hospital room was right next to peds. I heard a lot of welcome laughter as I drifted in and out. Kids are so much fun!

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Zomby Woof

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Mon Jun-20-05 05:17 PM
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10. PAGING DR. MATCOM!

White courtesy phone! :D

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CanuckAmok

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Mon Jun-20-05 07:55 PM
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12. "In stitches"?

ouch. You're such a cut-up.

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LynzM

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Mon Jun-20-05 08:04 PM
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13. LOL

Nice! :rofl:

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