When Tom DeLay goes to prison, what job should he be given?

[Fridays Child]

Me 'n' Howard wanna see that boy do time.

When Tommy gets to the Big House, should he...

[iconoclastic cat]

1. Any/all of these activities must be done in a Pippi Longstockings outfit.

[Fridays Child]

3. Excellent idea!

:woohoo:

[Seabiscuit]

2. Licking the toilet bowls clean.

[Fridays Child]

5. Oh, yes! That would put him in a position identical to...

...soap retrieval.

[Seabiscuit]

18. He's had lots of practice licking *'s boots

Tom Thumb - Meet "Tom Tongue" DeLay

[Champion Jack]

4. Fluffer

[peekaloo]

19. AND Felcher!

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[bigwillq]

6. Slip splash!

Delay was taking a bath!
Dropped a bar of soap
And was f**cked in the a**!:evilgrin:

[maveric]

7. Penis washer for prison rapists.

I cant think of anything worse that that!

[indepat]

8. Pigs flying are much more likely than DeLay going to prison

[libodem]

9. he should be naked

in the showers at all times, except for a hood, so that he has to stay bent over searching for the soap in the dark. He will never know who his tormentors are, or why they feel so compelled to punish him. I wish he'd have to wear his hood to gitmo and be branded an uncooperative detainee.

[Fridays Child]

13. Yes!

:thumbsup:

[achtung_circus]

10. Well, Ole Tom got sent to jail

and was escorted to his new room to meet his new roommate Bubba. Now Bubba was 6' 9" and weighed about 400 lbs. Bubba had a WHOLE lot of tattoos, piercings and hair. Bubba smelled like ...well, you don't want to know what Bubba smelled like.

So Bubba looks over little Tommy and says "well you have one choice in this relationship, do you want to be the husband or the wife?"

Ole Tom thinks about this for a while, decides that he will have to make the best of a bad situation and replies that he would like to be the husband in the relationship.

Bubba say, "fine, now get over here and suck your wife's c***.

[undeterred]

11. exterminator

but no tools of the trade allowed

[Jara sang]

12. The Bug man should be the bug man.

exterminator

[Lithos]

14. Something akin to Gitmo

Orange suit, Aguilera music and being chained up in a fetal position and forced to urinate on himself. If you are being serious, then whatever is the sweatiest job available.

L-

[sasquatch]

15. If there's any justice left on the planet he'll get shived the first day

:evilgrin:

[AuntieM1957]

16. I hereby nominate the less than honorable congressman Delay

to serve as the communal TOILET BRUSH for the whole damn cell block.

[Fridays Child]

17. If he uses his toothbrush to scrub toilets...

...it'll freshen his breath, considerably.