TXlib
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Tue Jun-21-05 01:01 PM
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| I nearly got run off the road today by an extremist! |
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Edited on Tue Jun-21-05 01:22 PM by TXlib
An extreme moderate, that is!
The fucker would NOT get out of the middle of the road, and he was coming straight toward me!
Every time I veered right or left, he veered even wider to force me back to the middle!
He had NO bumperstickers on his car whatsoever, which was neither a compact nor an SUV.
And after the incident, a moderate libertarian cop jumped out from behind a bush and told me I had the right to smoke pot, but ONLY if I supported the overturning of Affirmative Action!
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| RedCloud
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Tue Jun-21-05 01:12 PM
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| 1. What was that cop doing behind that Texas bush??? |
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Tue Jun-21-05 01:17 PM
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| 2. Those damn moderates!!!! |
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I bet he had no bumper stickers either, right??
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| TXlib
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Tue Jun-21-05 01:23 PM
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| 3. Thanks; I modified my story appropriately! |
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Tue Jun-21-05 01:34 PM
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I figured that had to be the case.
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Tue Jun-21-05 01:28 PM
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a moderate in Texas, sure ...
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Tue Jun-21-05 01:35 PM
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| 6. You think I could get David Lynch to do the movie adaptation? |
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