There's a bottle of something that looks like semen in the work refrig

[mondo joe]

It looks just like this:

[aden_nak]

1. "BLIZZ"? That's just begging for a Photoshop.

[TimeChaser]

3. I've seen it

I remember seeing a photoshop of it before. I wish I still had it, but I was on a family computer at the time.

[mondo joe]

5. How on EARTH did they name it Blizz?

That's what I want to know.

[aden_nak]

10. They didn't perform the Beavis and Butthead test on it.

That is, give the product demo to a group of 13 year old boys and ask them to tell the dirtiest jokes they can. If they come up with something in less than 15 seconds, you need a new name.

[Zuni]

2. Jizz?

[ernstbass]

4. I found a jar of toe jam in our work fridge today

[mondo joe]

6. With or without the toe?

[brainshrub]

7. SoBe is mostly sugar.

My guess is that the bottle was kept in the sun... most of the water has evaporated, thus leaving a thick sugary substance. Then the bottle was placed in the refrigerator where it solidified a bit.

[mondo joe]

8. Nah - it was unopened. It is just nasty looking stuff

with a poorly chosen name.

[brainshrub]

11. Perhaps it's SoBe concentrate?

Maybe at the factory someone forgot to mix in water?

[mondo joe]

14. No, no - it is just nasty.

That's all there is to it.

[uppityperson]

9. Used to be "Blizzard", now I have to go to the store today.

[Deja Q]

12. Well, what did it taste like?

Chicken?

Bleach?

Liquid pretzels?

:spray:

[mondo joe]

13. Eeew, I wouldn't drink that Blizz.

Besides, it's not mine!

[kodi]

15. two questions: do you work around horses? is george bush around?

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