Mexican buffet in the cafeteria. Ate about a pound of refried beans.

[Magrittes Pipe]

What should I do for fun this evening?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Two words: Dutch Oven

[sasquatch]

11. That's what I said, somebody find LeftPeopleFinishFirst

:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

21. Hey... The Big Golf Cart Is Back!

[GOPisEvil]

24. It's kinda like rearranging the furniture.

I needed a change. :hi:

[Donkeyboy75]

28. You, sir, are a genius.

[hippiechick]

2. Ewww. Please don't stand with your butt pointed towards Indiana ...

:puke:

[Zuni]

3. I don't think you are gonna have much of a choice

when those beans hit your colon....:hurts:

[Call me Deacon Blues]

Go to a Young Republicans meeting and . . .

well, you know. :)

[XNASA]

4. Go to the movies.

Preferably to a theater that has an elevator.

[jeff30997]

5. Count the number of farts you make in an hour...

And try to break your record.

[chickenscratching]

6. what do you usually do for fun?

[Shell Beau]

7. Whatever you do, don't venture too far from the bathroom!

:hurts: or :puke:

[BroadwayBrat]

8. Go to the store

and buy yourself a cork!

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Drag racing.

[MsAnthropy]

10. I look at refried beans and say "This CAN'T be right"

but they are SOOOOOOOO good. They look like one of my cooking mistakes.

[Deja Q]

12. Purchase some Lysol?

:evilgrin:

[chickenscratching]

13. "mexican buffet" ?

*scoff !

Did you eat your refried beans with Pace? :eyes:

[KamaAina]

14. Oh, the horror. The horror!

Now is the time we're really, really gonna miss all those clean air regulations... :evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

15. I know I will be rejoicing in the fact I no longer live with you.

:hurts:

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. You're still within the blast radius.

[AllegroRondo]

17. See how many people you can get to pull your finger.

[SOteric]

18. With about a quart of carbonated beverage and

an asbestos suit you could probably acheive the Van Allen Belt by early evening and re-entry around midnight.

[neuvocat]

19. Eat yogurt.

The bacteria breaks down the gasses inside your system. That should help at least a little.

[terrya]

20. Set a land speed record?

:shrug:

[arwalden]

23. Blow Up Some Party Balloons. Tie Them To Strings And Sell Them To...

... unsuspecting children.

[terrya]

26. That's a possibility

[radwriter0555]

22. Stay away from open flames at butt level...

is all I can say.

[DS1]

25. Why would anyone spend all that buffet cash on beans?

Unless they had some nefarious plot.

You are sly, Hedges, but for the sake of Amber, pick up some 10-count sheets on the way home tonight so you don't kill both of you in your sleep

[Donkeyboy75]

27. Dude, you never learn.

I swear you do this at least once a year. Kudos to you, my good man.

[LynneSin]

29. Stay away from open flames unless you're trying to win the Darwin Award

:eyes:

[Moderator]

30. locking

Please refrain from Fart threads. :eyes: