NewJeffCT
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Tue Jun-21-05 07:44 PM
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Investing in private accounts for retirement... |
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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Tue Jun-21-05 07:49 PM
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Tue Jun-21-05 08:59 PM
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I don't get too many good jokes these days.
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