I'm gonna patent it and put it on T-Shirts, Coffee Mugs, anything that's not movin.'
"George W. Bush: CINO."
Then I'm gonna take the profits, buy a nice island somewhere around Fiji, and all day long beautiful women in grass skirts are gonna bring me potent alcoholic drinks in hollowed-out pineapples.
Yep, that's what I'm gonna do.
And on MY island, if you're GAY and you want to get MARRIED, I'll perform the FUCKIN' CEREMONY MYSELF.
Because it's MY island, and I make the RULES, and life is too short to spend it preventing the happiness of OTHERS. As a REAL Christian, I couldn't do that.
"President Bush speaks to the Southern Baptist Convention annual meeting via satellite Tuesday, June 21, 2005 in Nashville, Tenn. Bush praised Southern Baptists for strong family values and again proclaimed his support for a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)"
:evilgrin: