Selected internet search results for the query "my pants"

[asthmaticeog]

On those mornings when her husband had spent the night we could hear him bellowing, "Where's my pants?"

I Shit My Pants: Spontaneous Ancient Literary Structure in Modern Day Colloquial Speech.

These aren't my pants: A clubgoer's guide to getting frisked, tweaking in public, and being your bouncer's best friend.

I pissed my pants today. At work. An agonizing accident. I was reading the Voice in the toilet and misaligned myself.

Oops! I Crapped My Pants. Beware, this will happen to us all one day. An elderly couple explore a solution for incontinence.

We exchanged a smile, and I got on the other train without my pants.

Foresight Day One: My pumpkin and my pants.

The Force is strong in my pants.

"MY HUSBAND GOT IN MY PANTS THIS MORNING!" TALK ABOUT EMBARRASSING............. ALL THE CUSTOMERS AT THE TAKE-OUT WINDOW WERE LAUGHING THEIR BUTTS OFF!

I CAN GET MY PANTS OFF QUICKLY BECAUSE THEY ARE LOOSE-FITTING AND I AM NOT WEARING SHOES.

Yes, Down My Pants. Oh, Like You Haven't?

I now had a 12g 3/8" surgical stainless steel captive bead ring in my pants.

I explained to the officer that my pants are in the restaurant.

[obxhead]

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These aren't my pants: A clubgoer's guide to getting frisked, tweaking in public

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