Dolly Parton is a fucking gay Scientologist!

[Floogeldy]

She can't act and her movies suck!

She should be slapped silly!

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. She writes purty music though

[Floogeldy]

2. That's true

I love her voice.

B-)

[Straight Shooter]

3. Whoa! Them's fightin' words.

I like Dolly Parton. Can't stand her music, but I appreciate her determination.

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jo-lee-e-eeeen

[Floogeldy]

6. My sentiments exactly

B-)

[elshiva]

4. Parton is a wonderful lady and 9 to 5 is a fun movie, but

to each his or her own. However, it does not matter if she is gay or a Scientologist. (But yes I know what you are getting at Floogeldy.)

[Floogeldy]

7. Great gal. Great movie.

B-)

[elshiva]

8. Right-o!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. I didn't know she was a Scientologist!!

[Floogeldy]

9. Well, now you know.

It's time to damn her to hell! It's the way of The Lounge. Go along with it or be slapped silly!!

B-)

[JVS]

10. I had no idea that Dolly was gay!

Wonder how that went over in country music circles?

[Floogeldy]

12. Try to pay attention!

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[JVS]

14. Is Dolly really Tom Cruise in drag or something

I'm really out of the loop here

[Floogeldy]

16. Fuck that backwoods hick lesbian!

JVS, meet loop.

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[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I love Dolly.

She comes across like a truly decent human being. And she's got a great voice. :D

[Floogeldy]

13. I love her too.

But this is The Lounge.

You don't want to get slapped silly, do you?

B-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. It feels so good when you stop.

:spank:

[Floogeldy]

18. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

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[man4allcats]

24. I wouldn't mind getting slapped silly

if Dolly did the slapping. Gay or not, I like what she's got.

[medeak]

17. self delete

[Floogeldy]

20. Prove?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! What the fuck does "prove" have to do with it?

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[medeak]

21. LOL you caught me before I deleted

took Unisom and needs to sleeps... snucksnore...

[Heidi]

19. And a dang cool human bean.

You forgot that part, Mr. Floogeldy. (Actually, I don't care about her sexuality or religion, acting ability or filmography, and I sure wouldn't slap someone silly for any of those reasons. But you know that, don't you? ;) )

[Floogeldy]

23. Please

I'm trying to pull off a 3rd level illogical spatial copycat thread here.

Don't bother me with the truth!

B-)

[Heidi]

25. I'm glad someone's doing it . . .

though I'd wager that about half the people responding to this thread won't "get" it. They'll be too busy writing Dolly's name down in the "Big Book of Scientologists / Closeted Gays /Objects of Our Jealousy That We Must Bash On A Daily Basis." :eyes:

[orleans]

28. and i will repeat to myself as i click my heels together

"there's no place like dollyland
there's no place like dollyland
there's no place like dollyland"

[Kurovski]

22. Dolly Parton is a good Christian

and a commendable Lesbian.

[Dukkha]

26. They are?

well I'll be

[Kurovski]

27. One's named "Dolly" and one's named "Parton"?

Well, I'll be!

[Moderator]

29. Locking

Homophobic