what is your favorite movie line?

[Steve Nash is god 13]

heres a few of mine:

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore : you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: No...


Mr. Larson : That's two thus far, Shooter.
Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larson : And YOU can count, on ME, waiting for YOU in the parking lot.
CROWD:oooooooooh

virginia: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.
Happy Gilmore: That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course!
Shooter McGavin: Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Lee Trevino: Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.


You guys got any good ones?

[biscodawg]

1. not a movie but from Red Dwarf

Lister: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
Cat: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
Lister: That's good. I thought I was going strange.
Cat: She's incredible!
Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
Lister: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

so true :bounce:

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. Love too many! But Um.. let's see about half of the ones from "A few Good

Men" A lot of gems in there.

Also in Fargo, Bandits, The Princess Bride, Monty Python, BlackAdder (the showd)

[madeline_con]

9. You can't handle the truth

classic!

[GreenPartyVoter]

45. "Grave danger?"

"Is there any other kind?"

[Wetzelbill]

3. Nicky Santoro from Casino

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no fuckin' sick you knew people were going to get clipped

[Initech]

4. From The Big Lebowski

Jesus: Let me tell you something, pandejo. If you try any of that crazy shit with us, flashing your piece out on the lanes, I take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes CLICK.
Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter: 8 year olds, Dude.

[WhollyHeretic]

5. "Where the white women at?"

"So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!" I'm watching spaceballs on TBS right now

[norml]

6. "Who's laughing now?"

[tonekat]

7. Another from Blazing Saddles

"These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know - morons."

I always think of republicans when I hear that line.

[WhollyHeretic]

8. I love that line.

Blazing Saddles is definitely my favorite comedy without a doubt.

[madeline_con]

12. yet MORE Blazing Saddles..

"Welcommen, bienvenue, welcome, c'mon in"

"It's twue, it's twue!"

"Is the Bismark a hewing?"

"A wed wose. How womantic."

[ashling]

39. That is spelled

WILKOMMEN

Belive me, I'm doing the night audit in Fredericksburg, TX . . .
It is on everything here!

[madeline_con]

44. thanks

my German's a little rusty.

[madeline_con]

14. Madeline Kahn...

was also tired of being admired.

[Initech]

Mongo like candy!

[grannylib]

10. Most of my faves are Katharine Hepburn lines, or lines from her movies

The Lion in Winter: "What shall we hang, the holly, or each other?"
"Henry, I have a confession. I don't much like our children."
"Henry's bed is Henry's province; he can people it with sheep for all I care (which, on occasion, he has done)."

On Golden Pond: "It's me, you old poop!"

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner: (Monsignor Ryan) - "You two make me quite extraordinarily happy!"

[Wetzelbill]

11. The Lion In Winter, I own that, Classic Hepburn

[grannylib]

19. Isn't that just the best? Anthony Hopkins' first movie, and her admonish-

ment to him not to squint, as it "makes your eyes go small, and piggy" is just hilarious!!
And Timothy Dalton's first role too, I believe...he must have been really young.

I always thought she was one of those rare women who only grow more beautiful with age.

[Carla in Ca]

48. She was fabulous

My favorite line is by Bogart. I have it as my start page intro...

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine".

[RevCheesehead]

13. Here are just a few of my favorites:

"I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" -French Guard, Holy Grail.


"I dunno - I'm making this up as I go along" -Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"Captain, there be WHALES here!" - Scottie, Star Trek IV

Bearded Man's Wife: "Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?"
Bearded Man: "Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products." - Life of Brian

[Serial Mom]

63. Oh my ... you are a Python fan too!

We (my hubby, you and me) should have talked a LOT more at the meet up couple months ago!

Bring out yer dead.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

71. What'll he do? Nibble yer bum?

:hi: next meetup, Python theme. :)

[pansypoo53219]

15. 'pain is such a rush'

from batchelor party.

[ashling]

38. From the Batchelor

Shit or get of the pot

[Corey_Baker08]

16. The Last Line at Farenheit 9/11

I cant remember what exactly they were saying but Bush messed something up when he said fool me once shame on you fool me twice you cant get fooled again and made himself look like an idiot because he ended up saying the opposite of what he meant to. Then Micheal moore comes on and says finally something we both agree on.

[Felix Mala]

65. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss...

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again. <9/17/2002>

The irony, in case you missed it, is that the miss-statement is similar to the lyric of a Who song that is about revolution and casting off devious leaders.

Won't Get Fooled Again -
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We won't get fooled again

The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We won't get fooled again

No, no

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie

Do ya

Yeah

There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Is now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We won't get fooled again

Won't get fooled again, no, no

Yeah

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

[Dude_CalmDown]

17. "Yeah, Walter, you're right, there is an unspoken message here...

...It's fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!"

[man4allcats]

18. And for my 200th post...

You have the nerve to ask me what my favorite movie line is?! Why don't you just ask to see my badge? You think I need a badge? I ain't got no badge. I don't need no stinking badge!

[mcctatas]

20. For reasons I can't explain

I loved the movie Young Guns 2, and my favorite line is "I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire", followed by this gem from Army of Darkness..."Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun"

[jeff30997]

36. I love Young Guns 2 !

I saw it at least 15 times.At least.

[mcctatas]

46. We used to use it for a drinking game ala "hi Bob"

we'd each pick a character and every time his name was said...take a drink. It obviously get's pretty dull around here in Wisconsin winters!:toast:

[Floogeldy]

21. Well . . .

Q: "How is it you are headed West?"

A: "We face to the north, and real subtle like, turn left".

B-)

[SheilaT]

22. From "Hud":

"Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men it admires."

The most prescient line ever.

[qnr]

23. Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.

Guy Fleegman: Did you guys ever WATCH the show?
Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.
Sir Alexander Dane: You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship.

Edit: Actually, I don't have a favorite line. Just listed some I like from a particular movie.

[tarkus]

24. Chasing Amy wins, I think...

"That bitch could be a bigger fucking germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak!"

- Jason Lee, Chasing Amy (Who I now know is a Scientologist!)

But there are a lot of close seconds...

[colinmom71]

42. "What's a nubian?"

Cracks me up every time I hear it! But then that entire scene is hilarious....

[AllegroRondo]

56. "If you're a lesbian, do you like to look at yourself in a mirror?"

[BreweryYardRat]

25. Oh yeah...

"Name's Ash. Housewares."

"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

"What the hell ARE you?"
"What the hell are YOU?"

"This place makes Cambodia look like Kansas..."

"Shit happens."

"It's just a flesh wound!"

"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

[kodi]

26. "Suffering is the one promise Life always keeps."

"Suffering is the one promise Life always keeps.
So that when Happiness comes
We know it is a precious Gift,
Which is ours only for a brief time."

Beyond Rangoon

[devilgrrl]

27. From 'Kill Bill: Vol. 2"

The Bride: You any good with that shotgun?
Karen Kim: Not that I have to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this shotgun.
The Bride: Well, guess what, bitch? I'm better than Annie Oakley and I've got you right in my sights.

[HEyHEY]

28. "This town is a big pussy just waiting to be fucked"

Crude, but it always made me chuckle.

From Gilmore

"You seen shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Nothing I just need to beat the living piss out of him."

[Ikonoklast]

29. "Mien Fuhrer, I can valk!"

Peter Sellers, Doctor Strangelove. God, that movie is funny.

[enigmatic]

30. "What do you call that hairstyle? Arthur."

George, From "A Hard Day's Night"..

[Heidi]

31. "Plastics."

From "The Graduate," 1967:

Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.

[devilgrrl]

32. I shouted that at Dustin Hoffman once.

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

35. Too funny! What was his reaction? (nt)

[Steve Nash is god 13]

52. lol

[GirlinContempt]

33. This is my BOOM stick

Gimmie some sugar, baby

[KitchenWitch]

34. From City Slickers

Curly: I crap bigger than you!

The Wizard of Oz: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

[ghostsofgiants]

37. A few of mine...and by few, I mean assload

From Blue Velvet:
Raymond: Do you want me to pour it Frank?
Frank Booth: No I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer.

Ben: To your health.
Frank Booth: Ah, shit, let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fucking. Yeah, say, "Here's to your fuck, Frank."
Ben: If you like, Frank. Here's to your fuck.

From A Clockwork Orange:
Alex: Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!

From Dazed and Confused
Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

Slater: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.

Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

From Fight Club: (There's a lot, but I'll only post a select few)
Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...
Narrator: Really?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.

Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Tyler Durden: All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

From Good Will Hunting:
Billy: You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car.

Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

From Magnolia:
Frank T.J. Mackey: I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me.

Gwenovier: What are you doing?
Frank T.J. Mackey: I'm quietly judging you.

From Mulholland Drive
Cynthia: You're broke!
Adam Kesher: But I'm not broke.
Cynthia: I know, but you're broke. Where are you?

I'll stop now, haha.

[ashling]

40. The Russians ar coming, x2

Emehrgency! Emehrgency! Everyvone to get from street!

[lpbk2713]

43. "Muriel! Whatcha doin up thaya on the wall?"

Funny flick.

[In_The_Wind]

41. do you want to live forever

from a movie with Red Sonya and Conan the Barbarian

or

Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! ... Streetcar Named Desire

followed by

frankly Scarlette I don't give a damn ... Gone With The Wind

[LiberallyInclined]

47. My name is Pussy Galore...

Sean(the only real Bond): "I must be dreaming..."

BEEEEEEEEEEEP
(i added the beep, because i used that clip as my answering machine message for quite awhile)

[AllegroRondo]

57. "My name is Plenty. Plenty O'Toole"

Bond: "Named after your father, I see."

[Skittles]

49. "You're not to smart are you? I like that in a man."

Body Heat's femme fatale Maddie Walker (Kathleen Turner)

[Mojambo]

50. It's not really my favorite, but it was on the other night

"You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

From Clerks.

[Merrick]

51. "I haven't felt this nauseous since we saw that Ronald Reagan movie" -

- Old Lady in Airplane

"Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from jacking off when he can't find a rape victim" - NARC drug film narrator in Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

"I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?" Max Fischer, Rushmore

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else" -Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!" Alex, A Clockwork Orange

[JohnKleeb]

53. damn that brings back memories to elementary school

too many but
I enjoy Ben Stiller and Matt Dillion's conversation about how "fat" Mary has become in There's Something About Mary. I love the you think I am funny by Pesci in Goodfellas. As far as the most moving goes, Schindler's List
Oskar Schindler: I could have done more
Itzhak Stern: No, No you were great, who ever saves one, saves the world entire.

[m_welby]

54. I always see these too late, but

cmon people Groucho and the entire opening scene in duck soup...

Mrs. Teasdale: Oh, your Excellency. We've been expecting you. As chairwoman of the reception committee, I extend the wishes of every man, woman, and child of Freedonia.

Firefly: Never mind that stuff. Take a card.

Mrs. Teasdale: Card? What will I do with the card?

Firefly: You can keep it. I've got fifty-one left. Now what were you saying?

Mrs. Teasdale: As chairwoman of the reception committee, I welcome you with open arms.

Firefly (snapping back): Is that so? How late do you stay open?

Mrs. Teasdale (with high regard): I've sponsored your appointment because I feel you are the most able statesman in all Freedonia.

Firefly (insulting her): Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say! You cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it. I hear they're gonna tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

She begs him to lead Freedonia to the same heights it occupied when her late husband Chester V. Teasdale was President: "The future of Freedonia rests on you. Promise me you will follow in the footsteps of my husband." Firefly looks straight into the camera, and in his first major line rudely insults his most ardent supporter:

How do you like that? I haven't been on the job five minutes and already she's making advances to me.

Then he engages the widowed Mrs. Teasdale in an insult-ridden conversation, but quickly covers up his insults and shamelessly flirts with her when he realizes she is a widow with money:

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Firefly: Oh, I see. Then, it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Mrs. Teasdale: He left me his entire fortune.
Firefly: Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.
Mrs. Teasdale: Oh, your Excellency!
Firefly: You're not so bad yourself.

When Firefly is introduced to the sleek, impeccably tailored Trentino, Ambassador from rival Sylvania, he immediately insults him a few times, calling him an "old skinflint":

Mrs. Teasdale: Oh, I want to present to you Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania. Having him with us today is indeed a great pleasure.
Trentino: Thank you, but I can't stay very long.
Firefly: That's even a greater pleasure. Now, how about lending this country $20,000,000 dollars, you old skinflint.
Trentino: $20,000,000 dollars is a lot of money. I'd have to take that up with my Minister of Finance.
Firefly: Well, in the meantime, could you let me have $12 dollars until payday?
Trentino: $12 dollars?
Firefly: Don't be scared. You'll get it back. I'll give you my personal note for 90 days. If it isn't paid by then, you can keep the note.
Trentino: Your Excellency? Haven't we seen each other somewhere before?
Firefly: I don't think so. I'm not sure I'm seeing you now. It must be something I ate.
Trentino (insulted): Look here Sir, are you trying to...?
Firefly: Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

... and on and on.

[Catchawave]

55. "I'll have what she's having"...

from When Harry Met Sally.....:)

[auburngrad82]

58. "Ah jeez...I think I'm gonna barf."

From Fargo.

[name not needed]

59. a few from The Boondock Saints

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Connor: Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

[sniffa]

60. here comes Lunch!

[Raiden]

61. "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

-Pulp Fiction

"You and I have unfinished business" - Kill Bill

[ProfessorGAC]

62. "He Choose Poorly"

The Knight Templar in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, when the Nazi guy drank from the wrong cup and melted. First time i saw that, i thought "Ya Think?" Now, whenever the dog does something wrong, i tell him "You chose poorly."
The Professor

[merh]

64. Robert Loggia in the 1985 movie "Jagged Edge"

"Fuck him, he's trash!"

That's after Glenn Closed had to kill her rich boyfriend/client, the real murderer, Jeff Bridges!


:applause: Best line ever, bar none! :applause:

[eyepaddle]

66. None

I hate waiting in line for movies! :)

[Felix Mala]

67. "You know what you look like with your cheap shoes and your nice bag?"

You look like a rube, a well-scrubbed, hustling rube, with a little taste.


(I usually go through the whole thing.) Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not a generation or more removed from poor white trash, are you Agent Starling? That accent you try so hard to conceal completely gives you away - pure West Virginian. What does your daddy do, my dear? Does he work in the coal mine? Does he stink of the lamp? I know how quickly the boys found you. All those sticky, tedious fumblings in the backseats of car and you only thinking of getting out, getting anywhere, getting all the way to the F-B-I...

[swag]

68. Aunt Ida, counseling Gator in "Female Trouble"

"I worry that you’ll work in an office! Have children! Celebrate wedding anniversaries! The world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life!"

[Miami Liberal]

69. You talking to me?

[swag]

70. I think Paul Schrader or Martin Scorsese (or maybe even De Niro)

may have had Travis Bickel say those lines as though Travis was remembering the exact same words from the movie Shane (possibly picturing himself as a Shane figure), where they are spoken in a saloon scene. "You talkin' to me?" "I don't see anyone else here."

[swag]

74. This response strikes me as terribly underappreciated.

[nytemare]

72. "I'm having an old friend for dinner" Silence of the Lambs

Gotta love Hannibal.

[Wapsie B]

73. I know what you're thinking.

"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?

[swag]

75. This reponse

strikes me as terribly underappreciated.

[bettyellen]

76. "for instance, do you know what woo woo is?"

:*

[Wapsie B]

77. Yes

I would say so too.

[maveric]

78. From "Dogma"

Loki: You got to read at Sodom and Gomorrah. I had to do all the work.

Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.

Loki: I rained down sulfur, man. There's a subtle difference.

Bartleby: Oh, okay, I'm sure.

Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer


Metatron: Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or, they're talking to themselves.


Rufus: That's just what the good people of Antioch were saying, just before they stoned my ass.

Bethany: You were martyred?

Rufus: Well, that's one way of puttin' it. Another way is to say I was bludgeoned to shit by big fucking rocks!


Rufus: This girl is no woman.

Bethany: Oh, those weren't tits I saw Jay cozying up to?

Serendipity: What these? You should know better than anyone at this table that tits don't make a woman.

Rufus: Hell, the tubby coat wearing mother fucker's got tits!

[RobbinsdaleDem]

79. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

from "Dirty Dancing"